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Done the non smoking ting again. Got me a vape and with the top knot I’m basically a fucking walking meme. But hey I’ve saved about 24 pounds in two days. William Hill and my girlfriend are happy

Inevitable pals.

Merry Christmas to all our Essex friends and I’d like to inform everyone that I’m back on my bullshit. A lovely win against Rotherham has given me a much needed injection of festive bullishness. I attended this fixture last year with Essex’s finest Kim Mitten and we agreed that Southend didn’t...

How we need 3 points and thank fuck it’s our mates the Wombles up next. 4-1 Gas and everything will be rosy in the garden again :cool1:

Post your tales and links of rich people taking the fucking piss out of us all. Here’s the queen investing in Brighthouse. Well known loan shark household goods shop which openly exploits poor people.http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/queens-10m-tax-haven-scandal-11474055 Have fun.

Our brave lads head off to wildest Shropshire to take on unbeaten Shrewsbury. I don’t like Shrewsbury. It’s always raining and it irks me me that they have two ways of pronouncing their name:dry: Anyway, I fully expect us to win and put this ludicrous run to a welcome end. 4-1 probably UTG etc...

Once more our intrepid lads venture to the frozen north. This time to do battle with shell suit flogging, pie eating, money bags Wiganers. I expect a much improved performance from us with the ginger Messi getting a start ( make it so DC) and our defence collectively pulling themselves together...

Our brave lads once again travel to the lawless northern wastes to take on moneybags Bury. We've not been very good so far but I fully expect us to take out our frustrations on this lot. A classy, ruthless win .4-1 with a Bodin hat trick and a Ollie Clarke screamer. Fear us. UTG:ds::bdick::)

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https://www.google.co.uk/amp/thehill.com/homenews/house/341677-house-dem-files-article-of-impeachment-against-trump%3Famp It's the beginning of the end. Hope he dies in prison.

Register to vote. Shouldn't whinge unless you participate ( unless you refuse to acknowledge the primacy of electoral reform and instead believe that only revolution will get us anywhere ( sighs) which is fair enough) Anyway you lazy bastards register here and have your say...

Clash of the unnoticed and discarded tomorrow as surprise playoff chasers Fleetwood and Bristol Rovers go at it in the northwest. Both our clubs have generally been laughed at and disregarded in any discussion about promotion but here we stand, Fleetwood proudly in 6 th and Gas a cheeky away win...

Easy, easy, easy. John Joe o toole, Hiram boateng, EricSabin. You're boys took one hell of a beating.

I've recently given up after twenty three years and have taken up vaping instead. I quite like it despite previously mercilessly ripping the piss out of the ludicrous people who vape. I was wrong and I'm truly sorry. Anyone else given up? Do you still crave the wonderful feeling of a lovely...

Gas travel to a wobbling Chesterfield who find themselves in a precarious position both in the table and financially. Would normally fancy a good win but we've been fairly shite recently. I expect DC to revert back to a 5-3-2 especially with Clarke-Salter out for a while. Still going for a Gas...

Match day chat..

We welcome the travelling hordes from Milton Keynes on Saturday. The moon faced weasel-fucker might have gone but I still expect MK to be bunch of flaky bottle jobs. A jolly good 4-1 thrashing is wot I've foreseen and a complete erasing of last weeks debacle. UTG :bdick::ds::box:etc....

Our young, intrepid Gas cavaliers venture into the Lion's Den ( sorry) for a welcome return to league action. I expect a tough game. Despite Millwall having had an average start they've got some dangerous players. 2-1 Gas victory. Taylor twice to keep us in the playoff places and pressurising...

Another packed Mem for a game against a team I considered contenders. Posh have been inconsistent at best and we have been in imperious form. I fancy yet another win here with our magician Colkett proving the difference. 3-2 with some great attacking football on display. UTG.

Back to some propa football with a tasty looking match at the Mem. Gills have surprisingly struggled a bit so far considering the expensively assembled talent that is available to them. We've found our form in this division and I'm unusually confident about this one. With Matty Taylor back to...