If this league was like a classroom at school, who'd be who?

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Just a bit of fun, I'll get the ball rolling......

I'd say the dumbest kid of the class has to go to Pompey who are like an older kid who is bigger than everyone else, but because he's so thick he's not been allowed to move up to the next year yet.

So let's hear what you lot think!
 
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Cambridge would be the kid who everyone picks to be on their team because be has a brand new pair of Predators every season but isn't actually as good as everyone makes out.
Mansfield would be Neil from the Inbetweeners.
Colchester would be the guy that nobody really notices, until he beats the shit out of loads of the gobby kids on back to back weekends and now everyone is a bit scared of him.
 

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This one is for the older amongst you or those with a milk fetish, Stanley would be the kid with their own catch phrase.
 

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Cheltenham - The kid who is adored by his parents, who have so much faith in him and think he's the smartest boy in town, and are already planning his future prospects. All for nought because the poor boy simply cannot keep up with the rest of his classmates.

Grimsby - The spotty faced kid with the Marvel comics TM branded school bag, and all the fancy pencil cases and rulers, but always on the lookout in case someone else pinches his stuff.
 

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Cambridge would be the kid who everyone picks to be on their team because be has a brand new pair of Predators every season but isn't actually as good as everyone makes out.
Mansfield would be Neil from the Inbetweeners.
Colchester would be the guy that nobody really notices, until he beats the shit out of loads of the gobby kids on back to back weekends and now everyone is a bit scared of him.

haha :)
 
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Luton - The kid who bigs himself up before an exam having overspent on tutors, and only gets a D.

Orient - Class Clown.

Cambridge - The kid who missed the first few months but still manages to pass.
 

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Notts County would be the easy lass that everyone in the class has fucked.

I don't think Hartlepool would get any, even off the easy lass of County. Hartlepool is a religious kid who is too innocent and everyone feels sorry for him.
 

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I don't think Hartlepool would get any, even off the easy lass of County. Hartlepool is a religious kid who is too innocent and everyone feels sorry for him.
Hartlepool is the weird one that nobody understands, tearfully singing himself to sleep to Like a Prayer on a nightly basis. He'll return to class in 8 years time with an assault rifle and a manifesto.
 

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I dread to think what we are :ffs:

I understand.

It can be a teacher instead then, since Crewe are well known for it's academy your club can have the role of the young boys PE teacher.
 
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Hartlepool is the weird one that nobody understands, tearfully singing himself to sleep to Like a Prayer on a nightly basis. He'll return to class in 8 years time with an assault rifle and a manifesto.
I was gonna say Hartlepool is the kid who nicks another kids best pens and brags about it to the rest of the class only to then realise that the pens are not as good as they thought, and the kid they nicked them off replaces them with new pens which do a better job that the ones the Hartlepool kid nicked.
And one of the 2 pens that the Hartlepool kid nicked leaks ink that many times that he realises it is a bit of a liability and gets rid of it, and he keeps the other pen even though it does not work as well as it did under its previous owner.
 

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Newport would be the dirty little fucker sat on his own in the corner at the back of class, looking like a bag of shit. Unable to make friends and subject to constant racist abuse from his EDL junior branch classmates. Started off in his new school with nice new shiny uniform but bit by bit has fallen to pieces as his parents don't give a damn and have long since stopped caring. Then one day at the end of term in Year 10 he simply disappears, stops coming to school and is taken into care forever.
 

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Crewe would be a kid with some ability who just can't be arsed. His parents and teachers have got no interest in trying to motivate him to fulfil any of his potential. He doesn't cause trouble and doesn't get in any fights but can't be bothered to do any of his work properly either. Nobody has even really noticed that he's there as he spends the whole time in class just looking out of the window.
 

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Orient would be the kid that cuts himself. Has had a long line of foster parents.

Notts County are Tim nice but Dim. Very impressive pedigree... not so impressive CV and his family are no longer wealthy. The top schools wouldn't have him cos he's just that dumb and they can't afford the fees, so his exasperated parents send him to the local state comp, where he struggles. Nice lad though, and always happy to share.
 
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Luton - The kid who bigs himself up before an exam having overspent on tutors, and only gets a D.

Nathan Jones is definitely a helicopter parent, convinced he has the brightest and most athletic kid in the entire school and endearingly eager to tell everyone else.

Keith Curle is the dad who, if you bully his kid, he'll come in and have words and then start telling everyone else how to do their jobs.

Graham Westley is the dad who is being fed false report cards by his kid and made to look like an idiot every time he brags and claims that any failure he witnesses was just due to things conspiring against him.
 

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Graham Westley is the dad who is being fed false report cards by his kid and made to look like an idiot every time he brags and claims that any failure he witnesses was just due to things conspiring against him.

:lol: :brill:
 

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I think we'd be the quite smart but wants to be cool kid that's got a bollocking from our parents over the summer holidays after getting a bad school report. Therefore we start the year really well doing our homework the night we get it and we lead the class in terms of 'stars on the board'. We think everyone is looking up to us but really they just hate us.

Then around Christmas time our parents are so pleased with our efforts they start spoiling us (cough Liverpool) and we start taking things for granted. We find out it's more fun to be social again and start messing around in class. Soon enough we've dropped down the 'stars on the board' leaderboard and aren't even in contention to finish in the top 3 of the class.

Repeat every year until we finally graduate through copious amounts of late night redbull and cocaine in the university library. This habit comes back to bite us in the arse when we get so high up that we come crashing back down penniless. We then live forever wondering what we might have been had we lived up to our potential.
 

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Carver generally we do these kind of threads in the summer :p
Clearly Carver has tapped a mid-season need. I think he has started only 11 threads in his time on 1FF and this one signals definite progress. The company of Carlisle fans and the quality of L2RDF debate are beginning to rub off. Congrats to everyone and apologies for doubting you Carvs marra'.
 

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Donny would be the school prefect, despite lowly upbringings they want to better themselves and look down on all those holding them back :dis:
 

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Luton would turn up late on their fizzy motorcycles and smoking a no.6 before polishing their doc martins and making their way down the corridor to the special needs class while setting off the fire alarms and collecting dinner money from the likes of Carlisle and orient whilst throwing the wallpaper covered text books of the Cambridge lot down the lav.
 
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