The Tinpot Team of the Season 18/19 - Midfielders

[Chief Rocka]

GK Scott Loach - Hartlepool

LB Zaine Francis-Angol - Fylde
CB Shaun Pearson - Wrexham
CB Josh Coulson - Leyton Orient
RB Pending (probably someone called Turley?)

Gonna keep the RB slot open for a bit due to us not having a clue about any RB's in this division.

My original plan was to pick out two wide players and two centre mids, but do a lot of teams still set up like this anymore? I struggled to think of one never mind two natural wingers/wide players, formations change that much throughout a match that to pinpoint a particular player as a winger was almost impossible, for me at least, so we're just gonna wing it from here.

So with that in mind and this could leave us spread too thin but we'll see, let's have THREE midfield players or as close to three as you can get, this is defensive mid's, centre mid's, wingers, attacking mid's, encompassing all.


Jobi McAnuff - Leyton Orient
Darren Carter - Solihull
Blair Turgott - Maidstone (I'm counting him as a midfielder, fight me)

 

[E10rifle]

Sensible course of action IMHO. Best three performances I’ve seen this season:

Nicky Bailey - Sutton United
Danny Whitehead - The Evil
Wes Fonguck - Barnet


The “Turley” of which you speak is Jamie Turley at Orient, who was outstanding once he came in.

 

[Fyldefan]

Yeah Jamie turley was my choice for right back and I'd love us to sign him should leyton orient get rid

Clay (Leyton orient)
Falkingham (harrogate)
Whitehead (salford)

 

[Monkey Tennis]

Was Fonguck (Barnet)
Greg Olley (Gateshead)
Ben Williamson (Eastleigh)

 

[Monkey Tennis]

Yeah Jamie turley was my choice for right back and I'd love us to sign him should leyton orient get rid

Clay (Leyton orient)
Falkingham (harrogate)
Whitehead (salford)

Falkingham is the midget with the shorts up to his chin, right? He was so bad against us.

 

[Fyldefan]

Falkingham is the midget with the shorts up to his chin, right? He was so bad against us.

Haha yes that's him. Superb against us. Think Whitehead is the best in this division though so slightly strange he's been on the bench recently. Hope he's a sub on Saturday

 

[EnglishRed]

Whitehead (Salford)
Yeates (Eastleigh)
Noble (Hartlepool)

 

[Master D]

Danny Whitaker
McAnuff - Orient
Clay - Orient
Carter - Solihull *spits*

 

[The Terminator]

Darren Carter - Solihull
Mark Yeates - Eastleigh - He's got like 26 assists this season.
Whitehead - Salford

 

[chief]

Danny Whitaker
McAnuff - Orient
Clay - Orient
Carter - Solihull *spits*

Agree with this.

 

[Soup Ladle]

Was Fonguck (Barnet)
Greg Olley (Gateshead)
Ben Williamson (Eastleigh)

What!!!? I didn't hear that he'd passed away.

 

[Sestonpoolie]

Carter -Solihull
Falkingham - Harrogate
No one else has really stood out.

 

[doveranddover]

Was at Solihull the other week & they had a little midfielder who came on as sub, looked at 5ft 5, really caused us problems
no idea of his name
edit
just looked at match report - it's Joe Sbarra
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joe_Sbarra

 

[Jigsaw]

Jobi McAnuff - Orient
Jamey Osborne - Solihull
Darren Carter - Solihull

 

[Fyldefan]

Was at Solihull the other week & they had a little midfielder who came on as sub, looked at 5ft 5, really caused us problems
no idea of his name
edit
just looked at match report - it's Joe Sbarra
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joe_Sbarra

Wait, solihull have a player under 6 foot!!!

 

[karlready]

Gotta be Whitehead, otherwise, was impressed on the day by Phylliskirk (Fylde) ,and Williamson (Eastleigh)

 

[Joseph Smith]

Sbarra belongs to Burton and came on loan in March/April started one and a few sub cameos, albeit a lively one against Dover. Only reason he played was covering the magnificent Jamie Osbourne. But he will get bi-polared out of contention by those who insist large donkey shit houses are tinpot and skillful graceful players like Osbourne are cheats, so welcome to the forum County and Yeovil, be sure you play bang average football and lose to deluded clubs or you encounter this.

 

[Fyldefan]

Sbarra belongs to Burton and came on loan in March/April started one and a few sub cameos, albeit a lively one against Dover. Only reason he played was covering the magnificent Jamie Osbourne. But he will get bi-polared out of contention by those who insist large donkey shit houses are tinpot and skillful graceful players like Osbourne are cheats, so welcome to the forum County and Yeovil, be sure you play bang average football and lose to deluded clubs or you encounter this.

Or it could be that whenever I've seen him against us he's been bang average. Just a thought

 

[Joseph Smith]

Thought he played well against you in the play off match (though not his best), he probably only played against you on two other occasions, so, If you are one of the handful of Blackpool Flide fans that came here twice, then maybe you were less than impressed. Wasnt part of our NLN promotion squad he joined after we got promoted, left to Grimsby for 10 months then returned.
Whoever wins the high roller casino derby at Wembley, it wouldnt surprise me If he was the sort of player they chucked money at, equally, they probably both have other 5k a week players lined up. Sorry to sound like one of the combover boys, its nothing personal, just still a little sad we lost to you (the better team admittedly) and the old bitter buggers have given, him and our club, a fair bit of bitter old man bile ever since we started to win games.

 

[Fyldefan]

Jo, he's clearly a good player and I've never been critical of solihull. Good luck to you. All I'm saying is, we have to pick 3 players that we've seen that have played the best against us and the other 3 were better. I'd definitely have him here. Our worst position is in the middle of the park and he would get in the side but I wouldn't have him over the other 3.

 

[Joseph Smith]

I understand your sentiment but Fylde also pack their team with big players. You have been here for two seasons and knew for three before that how to build a team to get promoted. So, yes, eight of our first eleven are 6 foot or more, but didnt see many little boys on the Fylde team. Moreover the gameplan was there for that, tight on the ball shit house big players battle at the back/middle and nullify our threats.
Ozzy is about 5'10 and 11 stone so no wee man but certainly dwarfed by his opposing players on Saturday.
Fylde are good but its been put together at some thought and cost, they play good football, but that comes at a cost too, there is no way the combover boys will let up on whomever loses this saturday as they have already been shithoused, reffed and bankrolled out of promotion by you or Salford next season, I mean, they accused us of doing all three, so I guess, good luck getting out here. Some are just physiologically pre ordaned members of the combover club and would prefer to stay here talking about the past and moaning while attempting a rule where the largest empty terrace deserves promotion.

 

[EnglishRed]

Dry your eyes, princess.

 

[Soup Ladle]

He's actually posted more bitterness on this thread than I've seen from any Brother all season.

 

[Joseph Smith]

See you next season

PS: soupey .... not bitter if you read it (if you can) just pointing a season of non ending combover rhetoric, but I guess we are not bankrolled now we are not going up. Anyways check the accounts published in the boring off season.

 

[Soup Ladle]

I'd do something about the hair mate if I was you.

 

[Monkey Tennis]

I didn't know they had wifi in secure units.

 

[Joseph Smith]

Photo I think is English Red, I pictured you all looking the same with a pint of local mild combing each other in some bath house. I am pretty sure thats what you are like, at least in spirit.
Money Tennis, Big Cities are not "secure units" we get fibre optic broadband and have shops, jobs and some semblance of civilization. We do not obtain our wifi or extra digit from some nuclear sub base, sorry to expand your horizons.

 

[EnglishRed]

I don't get the combover thing. Is it an on topic comment about Solihull midfielders being old?

 

[Joseph Smith]

It is otherwise self entitled the 'brotherhood' or summit. Just a group of old guys combing each other over talking about the past glories and scoffing at the tinpot young upstarts.

 

[Urban]

Sbarra belongs to Burton and came on loan in March/April started one and a few sub cameos, albeit a lively one against Dover. Only reason he played was covering the magnificent Jamie Osbourne. But he will get bi-polared out of contention by those who insist large donkey shit houses are tinpot and skillful graceful players like Osbourne are cheats, so welcome to the forum County and Yeovil, be sure you play bang average football and lose to deluded clubs or you encounter this.

Is this you saying that Osbourne isn’t a cheat then?

He must have an amazingly low pain threshold but yet amazingly short recovery time, then. Or just an abnormal ability to accidentally flail his elbows into opposition players.