Recent content by Cashis

Poor annual leave management that to be fair mate.

For the sake of accuracy, we’ve signed 5: Drummond Madden Akinola Gordon Dunkley

Any Brizzle Rovers fans knocking about who fancy shedding some light on Gordon?

It’s not that we had a low budget, it’s that Oldham and York had high ones. We had a small squad compared to them (well Oldham at least), we used the joint fewest amount of players in the league. Our strikers were Grigg, Quigley and Curtis who would’ve been on about thruppence a week. I know...

We had the 3rd highest budget in the conference last season as confirmed by one of our owners, no idea which one cos they’re twins. Oldham won the budget league title, York came 2nd (spunked £100k on an average lump it centre half). Agree that we are Going For It™, though. We’ll have a...

Haha, he’s definitely not matured as a lad at Colclough’s local found out to his detriment a few months ago. Allegedly. And yes, we’re no longer Community Trust Chesterfield, we are Oil Money Chesterfield.

Crewe kit is really nice. Our away kit appears to be designed for Monster-chugging Fortnite-playing 6-16 year olds. Reckon I'll end up liking it though.

Sad to see Jeff King leave but the correct decision. What’s Madden like nowadays, think he plays a bit deeper behind the striker?

I said King’s tackle was a red. Now I’m sad at todays injury and equaliser. Can I have some sympathy please?

I’m only using it because one of the Stockport fans on here suggested it. Rolls off the tongue. Steady.

I’d commit a terrible sin and play Whittle at RWB. Williams is no attacking threat and today we should be, um, attacking.

Cockport fans desperate for any material after their bitter 2-2 Tuesday night defeat I see

Routine win for us surely *tempts fate*

As a massive egalitarian, I want opposition fans to enjoy the same comforts i enjoy whilst my team sticks 3 past them. It’s all about equality nowadays chief.

They ought to spend some of the billions they’re spending on League 1 captains on renovating their ground and making it an acceptable experience for away fans. It gives Saltergate a run for its money.