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  1. Alan Partridge

    The worst team in the football league vs Notts County

    Carver's got a point. No matter how many stats and form guides you muster up, we're still the 7th best team in the league as it stands. It's still fucking ladgeful that the likes of Stevenage are Exeter are above us, mind.
  2. Alan Partridge

    The worst team in the football league vs Notts County

    Keith's been having us all on. We'll win all of our remaining games at a canter and give you all a big fat wave goodbye as we head up on our way to L1. :fing::fing::fing:
  3. Alan Partridge

    The TOWN vs The Rovers with Carlisle Utd

    Imagine going 8 without scoring. :pond:
  4. Alan Partridge

    The TOWN vs The Rovers with Carlisle Utd

    What a day that was back in 1992, a day I'll never forget in a hurry. Torquay United 0-2 Carlisle United
  5. Alan Partridge

    The TOWN vs The Rovers with Carlisle Utd

    Stay in your parts? What are they gunna take home as a souvenir, a bag of fish innards and a complimentary pile of fresh dog shite? On second thoughts, it would be right up someone from Donny's street that.
  6. Alan Partridge

    The mid table thread, with Carlisle United

    You need to start watching over your shoulder, mate. I think Mowgli could be after summat!
  7. Alan Partridge

    The TOWN vs The Rovers with Carlisle Utd

    We're huge, people are bound to talk about us.
  8. Alan Partridge

    The Carlisle United f**ked it up Official Promotion Thread

    Good luck for the rest of season, lads... Shame we can't join the relegation thread.
  9. Alan Partridge

    Adverts on 1FF

    Every single time I visit that's what I get. It completely greys out the actual site so you cannot click on anything and there's no option to close the advert so all you can do is reload the page but then it reappears once you refresh anyway... I can't even log on half the time cause I get sick...
  10. Alan Partridge

    Adverts on 1FF

    Can something be done about the ads? I know you need to pay for the hosting and servers or whatever, but it takes the piss when you can't even browse when not logged in. I can get away with the ads placed inbetween forums but the pop-ups are a nightmare, the majority of them don't even have an...
  11. Alan Partridge

    The worst team in the Football League vs Crewe Alexandra

    Christ. "Watch me do my job now..." Fuck off, Keith.
  12. Alan Partridge

    No Goals Scored in 4 v No Goals Scored in 5 (Mansfield v Carlisle)

    END THE SEASON NOW. Please, put us out of our fucking misery.
  13. Alan Partridge

    No Goals Scored in 4 v No Goals Scored in 5 (Mansfield v Carlisle)

    That's not your screenshot, you arent even on the '3' network! More lies from HG.
  14. Alan Partridge

    No Goals Scored in 4 v No Goals Scored in 5 (Mansfield v Carlisle)

    What a boring c***, I don't think he goes either. "We're so shit, we can't score goals, we can't defend, we'll never win ... but if we can play well and score/win then it'll be a hell of a result" It's the same every single post - goes all out with his prediction of us being clart and then...
  15. Alan Partridge

    CUFC v CUFC Season Finale - Episode 6/6

    Summat needs to be done on Tuesday night. How is it possible for a team to go from being unbeatable to being so inept at even the basics in the space of two months? Gary Liddle is on a par with Mike-fucking-Edwards. I'd be happy for a Keith to walk as it is, he ain't interested no more, fuck...
  16. Alan Partridge

    CUFC v CUFC Season Finale - Episode 6/6

    Jesus Christ, that was almost as enjoyable as that time I thought I had lost my virginity in year eight. Keith can fuck right off... The board even further!
  17. Alan Partridge

    The Carlisle United f**ked it up Official Promotion Thread

    Carver is on the rampage. [https://twitter.com/bbccumbriasport/status/840123998964928513
  18. Alan Partridge

    The Carlisle United f**ked it up Official Promotion Thread

    Curle will be away whatever happens. He's been touting himself in the media for weeks, he even got away with doing it on that Channel5 show didn't he? He's that desperate for a promotion on his CV that his arse is beginning to twitch. Miss out on it and he'll have to reluctantly make do with a...
  19. Alan Partridge

    The Carlisle United f**ked it up Official Promotion Thread

    :brill: He sounds just like his best pal, Greg Abbott!
  20. Alan Partridge

    The curse of Tuesday nights v Sea side resort Ooop North

    He's a fucking weirdo, isn't he?

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