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Woodward is a fragile example to say the least, but you probably don’t know much about that. Have you thought about becoming a detective? She might let you see the kids then. Do you hold the same standard for the dozens of other UK football clubs with similar scandals and other non football...

Never mate, as you’re talking out of you arse. Oli Finney started in our team today in our win against the league leaders, he’s a big Port Vale fan from Stoke. We’ve got a lot of local lads coming through the academy still to this day, it’s a beautiful thing. Could be you, but you’re shit.

gO bAcK to WaNkiNg oVer YoUr sHiRt sPoNSor!! Haha, good one.

Right so we’ve had tripped, pushed and now shove in the shoulder.

Because I’ve already had two Mornflake wanks today, pal.

Look at this “clear as day” foul on Pope. Deluded VF16 strikes again, maybe he just needs new glasses.

Wouldn’t want to be in that vale changing room after the game. Askey will be tutting his head off and shrugging his shoulders like mad! Surprised Brown didn’t save those 4 goals, he’s one of the best keepers in the world. We beat top of league one today btw.

History tells us the shitter team always wins Crewe - Vale, form goes out the window and Vale try their socks off. Well done though, remind me, who was top of the league when the season ended. You’ll be no where near us with that insipid, uninspiring drone of a manager, unless you sign a few...

My sole purpose on this forum is to get up the back of Vale fans and to correct their delusion. I’ll be back in 5 months. Edit: “anyone half decent has beaten you” We’ve undeservedly lost to Hull and Charlton, after being better in both games with a big injury list. 2 teams who were in the...

You see that people!! This is what I’m saying! He just called Vale, Brazil. Did you see my post a page earlier? Point proven, they’re deranged the Burslum lot. This is what the Vale lot are like, the most basic 4th tier stuff = Brazil.

Yeah it’s called not living on this forum, we’ve won a few games in the league above you, as well as a promotion, covid can’t stop us. Just thought I’d pipe up considering the El Blancos haven’t scored in 3 games against HARROGATE, MORECAMBE and Carlisle (not capitalised because they’re alright...

I’d really love to know what’s good about your squad, bar Smith and Gibbons, it’s a load of mediocre dross that has sort of gelled enough over a period of time to do well enough in the 4th tier (or has it). Then again I’m a Crewe fan so I’m used to a much higher standard.

Imagine conceding against a team a pub side could beat

*vale fans after Scott Brown makes a simple save* Thank you so much carol it’s just like watching Brazil, we are going up *vale fans after carol waves at some buses en route to their fa cup defeat* You are our saviour carol I love you so much *vale fans after failing to score a single goal...

Port Vale and their hasbeen mercenary squad: “HMS Piss the league.” You should get yourself an academy lads.

THE VALE ARE GOING UP THE VALE ARE GOING UP THEY CAN’T BEST HARROGATE TOWN THEY LOST TO MORECAMBE AND WISE THEY’RE GETTING DICKED BY THE CARLISLE THE VALE ARE GOING UP

Which is why Crewe’s, Swindon’s and Plymouth’s tippy tappy finished miles ahead of Northampton... Exeter bottled it again, but they’re better.

Is it true that at the Vale game today Scott Brown took 5 minutes out to cure 3 lepors whilst John Askey screamed from the touchline FAIR PLAY?

Someone has to.

Never thought about it like that tbh Andy, that’s a good point.