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[epic73]

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[Dr Mantis Toboggan]

jjh sure is a [member]

 

[G.B]

I thought you were kidding when you said you were 12 the other week. This miserable lot will ruin your outlook on life. Run while you can mate.

 

[G.B]

no mate. i wish i was 15 again.

 

[Stevencc]

I was going to make a joke about a certain footballer wishing the same but, frankly, I'm better than that.

 

[T.A]

I had dial up at 12 years old.

 

[claret50]

I had to use one of these things when I was 12 years old.

 

[Stevencc]

Didn't you have a watch?

 

[claret50]

Didn't you have a watch?

 

[Pleg]

you can't finish

even againstthat kid in goal

 

[Pleg]

I am that kid in goal.

holy shit,you mustbe quick!!

 

[JimJams]

Get someone other than your old boy to take some shots. In fact go to a busy park and just get randoms to have a crack against you. Especially blokes in their early 20's with their girlfriends.
Edit out all the goals, upload all the saves, epic keeperismses....

 

[JimJams]

Where the fuck do you live? The North Pole? From the video they weren't joking about global warming were they?

 

[JimJams]

You're gonna have to try lad, taunt them if you need to, make them feel small in front of their lady friends, and then crush them as you tip their weak effort around the pos...sweater. Interview the girlfriend afterwards. emasculate the losers, if possible try and get some tits on camera somewhere. This is Youtube man, abuse and tits mixed with sport are gonna make you a millionaire!

 

[JimJams]

Yeah forget that, this idea is much better.

 

[Dr Mantis Toboggan]

yay

 

[Look Out There Are Llamas]

I'm not a decent human being though

 

[JimJams]

Where are the tits?


Apart from the ones kicking the football?

 

[BetterCallSaul]

Second vid out now! Leave a like and sub if you are a decent human.

Positioning is all over the place

 

[BetterCallSaul]

The goalkeeper at the start of the video tell him he can dive too!

 

[Pagnell]

I had dial up at 12 years old.

I had a Speak & Spell.

 

[Abertawe]

Good stuff epic. Ignore jam, your old man is cool to take shots. Work on camera angles and video editing and as you get better you'll be making some sick vids. Best of all when you sit back and watch the sick finished product, you'll know it was your work that created it. Keep it up.

 

[JimJams]

Ignore jam.

Sound advice.

 

[Abertawe]

Thanks, appreciate the compliments. Any particular tips on editing and camera angles?

No idea bro, it's never been something I've had any interest in. Some on here might have experience with a camera & subsequent editing though. Most people good at this sort of thing are generally self taught if mates of mine are anything to go by. Just read some forums and have a bash, you can only improve the more you practice.

 

[mistermagic]

I subscribed so now you can follow my show on youtube and twitter.

And give some cash while you're at it.

 

[EricSabin]

Hi Epic, Aaron-Bcfc had a few pointers that he mentioned in the shout box (about the videos). Said to PM him when you get the chance and he'll talk you through them.

 

[JimJams]

A boxing match?

 

[EricSabin]

Would any of you be interested in seeing footage of me in a match?

Aaron-Bcfc would be, he said so in the shout box

 

[claret50]

Would any of you be interested in seeing footage of me in a match?

No.

 

[claret50]

Peasant

You're welcome.