1FF L2 Quotes of the Season

[Son of Cod]

Get them in here. We might have missed some gems already, but this is the best anyone has come up with so far this season...

Pathetic Alex. They all support Liverpool or Manchester United really and just go along to the Alex for something to do. Horrible club who are realistically a league one club at the very highest but think they are better than everyone else . Pathetic support and the club has been shown up for what it really is.

Stop crying? That's what you do when you sit at home on your own on a Saturday night wanking over mornflakes.

 

[GTFCfish]

What the fuck are Mornflakes?

 

[lordofthepies]

What the fuck are Mornflakes?

HOW DARE YOU

 

[Chris FGR]

Dunno why, but this made me laugh.

I remember Curle saying last year that him and his assistant actually saying after the game that beforehand they had a game plan to get up and shout at the officials every time the Cowley’s did and that they were knackered after 90 minutes

 

[Deepcut Cobbler]

What the fuck are Mornflakes?

PC tree hugging version of Corn Flakes?

 

[lordofthepies]

PC tree hugging version of Corn Flakes?

Are cornflakes not PC?

 

[TimeyWimey]

I love the idea of corn based breakfast cereals being non-PC.

 

[TimeyWimey]

Crewe dark horses for promotion I heard.

LOL.

 

[Deepcut Cobbler]

Are cornflakes not PC?

Too old to be PC, that's probably why the new versions are named 'Morn'..

 

[GTFCfish]

Think the current top 8 will be those who finish in the top 8, nobody else is decent enough or consistent enough. I'm sure the likes of Grimsby, Tranmere, Swindon and Oldham all like to think they have a chance and are full of optimism, and who can blame them? But realistically they haven't got a chance.

 

[Agombar stool]

class.

 

[GTFCfish]

Here’s another from the serial bullshitter:

 

[Chris FGR]

Just put all of Devon Lad's posts in here, they are all comedy gold.

 

[Vanni]

1st half we were terrible. But that game needs to be watched by the FA, that referee should be sacked on the spot and never officiate a game again. Cambridge a bunch of diving, injury feigning cheats as well. Absolutely robbed today.

And fuck off back to Swindon, Olly Lancashire.

 

[Vanni]

When a player rolls around that much you know he isn`t hurt, shocking tackle mind but not as bad as the Crewe lads on Saturday IMO.

 

[Stringy]

Is there a way to view posts you've liked because there's been a few posts that I've laughed at.

Edit: or has Tractorboys put a fee on that feature

 

[Son of Cod]

Just put all of Devon Lad's posts in here, they are all comedy gold.

Request for the one when he got back from Carlisle away at like 6.45pm or whatever it was.

 

[lordofthepies]

Too old to be PC, that's probably why the new versions are named 'Morn'..

Old things can be PC too. Don't write them off just because they're old.

 

[Son of Cod]

https://imgflip.com/memegenerator

 

[F!RTHY]

 

[BlackHaddock]

Apparently Corn Flakes were made initially to stop 'wanking'!

It might just be that your distaste for corn flakes is not by accident though, as Mr Kellogg actually developed cornflakes primarily to stop children from masturbating! He had particular ideas about masturbation, writing, “if illicit commerce of the sexes is a heinous sin, self-pollution is a crime doubly abominable.”23 Jun 2017

https://www.google.com/search?ei=4C...&ved=0ahUKEwjFsMnviorlAhWPQkEAHTByBv4Q4dUDCAs

 

[Son of Cod]

Apparently Corn Flakes were made initially to stop 'wanking'!

It might just be that your distaste for corn flakes is not by accident though, as Mr Kellogg actually developed cornflakes primarily to stop children from masturbating! He had particular ideas about masturbation, writing, “if illicit commerce of the sexes is a heinous sin, self-pollution is a crime doubly abominable.”23 Jun 2017

https://www.google.com/search?ei=4C...&ved=0ahUKEwjFsMnviorlAhWPQkEAHTByBv4Q4dUDCAs

Please tell us you didn't have that nugget of knowledge lodged somewhere in the recess of your mind and that in actual fact you were just casually Googling "corn flakes and masturbating"...

 

[E10rifle]

Blimey all the nutters that had money on us when we were bottom to finish top half at very long odds could well win 2 seasons in a row

 

[GTFCfish]

 

[BlackHaddock]

Please tell us you didn't have that nugget of knowledge lodged somewhere in the recess of your mind and that in actual fact you were just casually Googling "corn flakes and masturbating"...

Sadly I already knew about it, but thought the 'link' and 'source' would back up my claim!

 

[Son of Cod]

Carver on Artell:

Maybe you are right.

But he's still a twat, I mean just look at how hard he tries to make himself look intelligent and trendy by putting on those big black specs and wearing a suit he probably bought from Matalan in the sales.

He's a fraud.

 

[Chris FGR]

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Look at the date. We didn't actually lose that game.....

 

[Chris FGR]

Apparently Kellogg invented a diet that involved ingesting yoghurt through your arse. It didn't catch on. Corn flakes and wanking did though.

Some you win, some you lose I suppose....