Best Chants Ever?

[epic73]

Self-explanatory

 

[Christian Slater]

United, United, United etc.

Liverpool, Liverpool etc

Chelsea, Chelsea, Chelsea, Chelsea, Chelsea, Chelsea.

 

[Renegade]

Good chants:

Bad chants:

Oh when the Spurs go marching in. The absolute worst - when you have a team nicknamed The Saints in the same league, you should not be allowed to sing this. Please stop.

Chelsea, Chelsea, Chelsea. Sing something else.

 

[Aber gas]

 

[G.B]

/thread

 

[Aber gas]

 

[Aber gas]

 

[Dirk]

Ah, St.Pauli, Hamburg's "second fiddle club" . OK, here's a bit of the HSV.

More of a medley here from HSV Fans in different Stadiums.

Fanszene Hamburg: Unabsteigbar HSV (maybe: Fanscene HSV: Not descendible HSV)

Hamburg, Hamburger SV, Hör die Kurve (Hamburg, Hamburger SV, Hear the Curve)

 

[Max]

SUNDAY MONDAY HABIB BEYE!

Etc.

 

[DontBringBertie]

Good chants:

Bad chants:

Oh when the Spurs go marching in. The absolute worst - when you have a team nicknamed The Saints in the same league, you should not be allowed to sing this. Please stop.

Chelsea, Chelsea, Chelsea. Sing something else.

Surely every club sings their own name, not just Chelsea?

Worst:

We are Liverpool TRA LA LA LA LA.

Arsenal's Ozil song where they just stole the words from West Ham's Payet song.

Man United's new Zlatan song "6 foot 5, he's hard a fuck, he gets the Reds excited". Sounds very very gay. He's not even 6 foot 5.

 

[epic73]

He's not even 6 foot 5.

 

[roversfan2001]

WILL GRIGG'S ON FIRE
/thread

 

[G-Dragon]

Best Chant: Payet song, which many shamelessly copied.

Worst Chant: Chelsea Chelsea Chelsea! Clap Clap Clap! Chelsea Chelsea Chelsea!

 

[Bilo]

Surely every club sings their own name, not just Chelsea?

Worst:

We are Liverpool TRA LA LA LA LA.

Arsenal's Ozil song where they just stole the words from West Ham's Payet song.

Man United's new Zlatan song "6 foot 5, he's hard a fuck, he gets the Reds excited". Sounds very very gay. He's not even 6 foot 5.

It pains me to say but I quite like the Zlatan song. I sampled it for work and it was stuck in my head for hours.

Never rated him as a player though.

 

[Dirk]

He's shagging the ref
John Terry
He's shagging the ref

 

[Renegade]

More good ones:

"We love our, Itsy Bitsy, Teeny Weeny, Baldy-headed Warren Feeney..."

“Don’t blame it on Biscan, don’t blame it on Finnan, don’t blame it on Hamann, blame it on Traore. He just can’t, he just can’t, he just can’t control his feet…”

Surely every club sings their own name, not just Chelsea?.

They barely sing anything else was my point.

And Zlatan is 6'5.

 

[Jamie_SFC]

Tbf most chants from supporters in this league are just copy and paste. Everyone seems to have a version of that Payet and it's not even that good.

Can only really think of Man Utd fans who have a range of different chants when they come to St. Mary's.

 

[G.B]

the daft spontaneous ones are the best

 

[MOS]

The Hull City one about being mauled by the tigers, complete with hand/arm mauling motions. Terrifying.

 

[G.B]

The Hull City one about being mauled by the tigers, complete with hand/arm mauling motions. Terrifying.

fucking tragic init

 

[Stevencc]

Apparently Carel choreographed that but it's only a rumour as I haven't been able to confirm it one way or the other.

 

[Max]

I always enjoyed the simple ones.

As directed to Marian Parhars: Marian's a girl's name, Marian's a girls name (repeat)
As directed to Rufus Brevett: Rufus is a dog's name, Rufus is a dog's name (repeat)

I also used to enjoy: He's bald, he's shit, he plays when no ones fit, Cygaaaan, Cygaaaan, although that must have destroyed the poor guy's confidence.

 

[GodsGift]

I like Man City's new song for Pep: