Caster vs Honey (Doncaster vs Barnet)

[Urban]

Battle of the sugars as the Bees travel to Don-Caster this weekend (that's the best pun I could come up with, if you don't like it, tough)

There's nothing sweet about football at Barnet lately and we're going to get hammered by the next best team in the league after our supreme overlords Cheltenham.

Going by our theme of conceding 5 lately we're going to lose this 5-1(Akinde pen).

 

[shoddycollins]

Fucking hell Urban, I thought my Fred title was bad.

 

[DearneValleyRover]

Well John (the tent) Marquis is banned for this game and we will miss his energy upfront having said that I expect to win. Usually when I feel this confident we get beat.

 

[BeesKnees]

Mr Kettle in charge. Heaven help us all.

 

[Urban]

Mr Kettle in charge. Heaven help us all.

Oh fuck sake. There's potential for a sending off in our team each week anyway, let alone with that egomaniac in charge.

 

[DearneValleyRover]

The thread title needs changing to the Trevor Kettle show

 

[Urban]

Football can fuck off

We're so shit.

 

[DearneValleyRover]

Your one dimensional without the long throws you have nothing. Kettle had his usual brain storm forgetting how a drop ball is contested then booking Williams for diving in the box when he was clearly pulled as players rarely dive backwards. We should have finished the game off in the first half but stopped using the flanks in the second until the equaliser.

 

[BeesKnees]

Your one dimensional without the long throws you have nothing. Kettle had his usual brain storm forgetting how a drop ball is contested then booking Williams for diving in the box when he was clearly pulled as players rarely dive backwards. We should have finished the game off in the first half but stopped using the flanks in the second until the equaliser.

Muggletons only game so far this season. Probably due to an injury for our regular left back. Without his long throws we are more likely to play football.
That said we are not playing well at the moment.

 

[shoddycollins]

I thought Doncaster dealt with long-throws by moving the advertising hoardings.

 

[shoddycollins]

Nathan Jones' assessment of Doncaster on Goal-rush was so astute and informative that the only way I can do it justice is to transcribe it word-for-word for you all.

They're a good side, got good players, you know; they came down from, obviously, League One last year, and... er... and they've strengthened in good areas as well, and they're er, they're a very very good side. They know what they're doing, they've got ngh-uh-k-k* good players, Coppinger, goals. They've got goals in the team as well. Andy Williams, James Coppinger, John Marquis and people like Tommy Rowe we know, he's from, from, Peterborough. Er. They've god a good squad and they'll, they'll be there or there-abouts, er. They're a good side

So a good side then, is the message to take from that.

*he makes a noise like he's rewinding himself

 

[DearneValleyRover]

I thought Doncaster dealt with long-throws by moving the advertising hoardings.

We did but not enough