Match Day Chelsea v Man Utd, Sunday 5th November 16:30

[SALTIRE]

Match chat.

 

[Stevencc]

DLLLDLDLLDWLLDL

Our league record at Stamford Bridge since 2002.

The win was against nine men.

 

[SALTIRE]

Aye its gonna be a tricky game, and no doubt a tactical one as well. Chelsea will want to get back to winning ways after being humbled by Roma, and the Mourinho factor will add extra spice also. Not expecting a high scoring game, but hopefully it'll be a fascinating one.

 

[braithee]

As Chelsea was humbled by the Romans, I'm very sure Red Devils won't find it difficult to do same.

 

[Benji]

This is going to be shit.

 

[DarkSithLord]

0-0.

 

[The Paranoid Pineapple]

CANNOT WAIT for the Jose Bus to park up at Stamford Bridge

 

[Stevencc]

In the interest of openness I wish to declare that I will be attending an event while this match is being played and, therefore, will be prohibited from both watching it and commenting on the events that unfold within the ninety minutes.

Additionally, any comments regarding my testicles are to be considered wholly inaccurate unless the glands in question are favourably compared in terms of size to Grapefruits.

Thanks, Stevencc.

 

[DarkSithLord]

Did I seriously just spot a guy with a half and half scarf behind Jose

 

[Stevencc]

In the interest of openness I wish to declare that I will be attending an event while this match is being played and, therefore, will be prohibited from both watching it and commenting on the events that unfold within the ninety minutes.

Additionally, any comments regarding my testicles are to be considered wholly inaccurate unless the glands in question are favourably compared in terms of size to Grapefruits.

Thanks, Stevencc.

Nevermind, I made it home in time.

 

[Stevencc]

CANNOT WAIT for the Jose Bus to park up at Stamford Bridge

Surprisingly we don't look to have adopted a negative approach in this one, Jose smelling blood in the water?

I'd prefer a bit more negativity to be honest, we look too open.

 

[JoshBCFC]

Surprisingly we don't look to have adopted a negative approach in this one, Jose smelling blood in the water?

I'd prefer a bit more negativity to be honest, we look too open.

Wouldn't surprise me if you nick a goal then go typical Jose for the rest of the game.

 

[Stevencc]

Wouldn't surprise me if you nick a goal then go typical Jose for the rest of the game.

That would be the pragmatic thing to do away from home against a side as good as Chelsea.

 

[Benji]

Can't believe Phil Jones' goal got disallowed.

 

[silkyman]

Can't believe Phil Jones' goal got disallowed.

There was nowt wrong with it.

 

[smat]

United need to win, really. If City are going to places like Stamford Bridge and winning, they need to be doing it too. Not sure playing for a draw in games like this is really as pragmatic as it's made out to be. They should be going for it.

 

[Stevencc]

We don't look to be playing for a draw though, contrary to what I expected before the game.

 

[smat]

We don't look to be playing for a draw though, contrary to what I expected before the game.

whatever mate

 

[Stevencc]

whatever mate

fk u.

 

[Benji]

Mourinho used to hate it when teams leveled Hazard for 90 minutes, but he doesn't mind it now. Living proof that people can change.

 

[smat]

BREAKING

1-0 MORATA

 

[DarkSithLord]

Bollocks.

 

[smat]

United should have parked the bus really, they can't afford to lose this.

 

[Stevencc]

I hope the next time he fires an imaginary arrow into the crowd it bounces back and hits him in his own eyeball.

 

[Stevencc]

If we lose this having not parked the bus then anyone expecting an ounce of entertainment from any United game for the foreseeable future can just forgeddaboudit.

 

[Benji]

Mourinho's record against the top six is utterly dreadful. He brings shame upon Manchester United, a once great club we used to respect.

 

[smat]

Mourinho's record against the top six is utterly dreadful. He brings shame upon Manchester United, a once great club we used to respect.

I too am one of those who used to love Manchester United. Jose has ruined them like a turd in a curry.

 

[G-Dragon]

Someone tell Mourinho they are 1-0 down and stop parking the bus!

 

[Storzy]

Out of interset did Chelsea play Kante, Bakayoko and Cesc in a midfield three or was Cesc pushed further up?

I only ask becuase I'm begining to suspect this 3-4-3 formation is a load of old bollocks and only works if you have two world class DMs and a lot of shite opposition.

 

[Pagnell]

Not often I want the Tarqs to win, but watching United desperately trying to get that equaliser and being frustrated to fuck with failure had me laughing.