Childish things that made you laugh

[Indian Dan]

I farted in a lift this morning. Not a full blown ripper but one of those warm, soft ones that nearly caused the appearance of a turtle's head.

But, Christ on a bike, did it reek! Had to giggle through the embarrassment, though.

Little things.

 

[The Iron]

When people fall over i try not to laugh too much.

 

[TubularBells]

Was wandering through Birkenhead a few years back and a group of cyclists passed us. One was clearly not used to cycling. The lane ahead of us veered left towards a wall . Sure enough. The seemingly uncomfortable lady on the bike went straight into the wall. She didn't even turn her handle bars. She just went plum into the wall. Suffice to say Myself and 'er indoors broke into uncontrollable laughter. It was one of those moments you wish you had your video switched on, as you just knew what was coming. The missus is terrible! Anyone who falls over in public and she breaks out laughing.

 

[johnnytodd]

i remember when my lad was about 7 he was arguing with a neighbours kid over something and this other kid had eyes like Ozil from Arsenal.......anyway they were arguing for about 10 mins and i was just waiting for them to start fighting and was gona run out and split them up before anything went too far, then from nowhere my lad shouts " oh f#ck off googly eyes your chatin shit"

absolutely pissed myself

 

[Leo]

i remember when my lad was about 7 he was arguing with a neighbours kid over something and this other kid had eyes like Ozil from Arsenal.......anyway they were arguing for about 10 mins and i was just waiting for them to start fighting and was gona run out and split them up before anything went too far, then from nowhere my lad shouts " oh f#ck off googly eyes your chatin shit"

absolutely pissed myself

That was the point in his life Johnny that you should have dragged him in, sat him down and said....'Listen you little fucker...THIS is what a stamp is...just in case I ever ask you to buy me one!'

 

[Indian Dan]

i remember when my lad was about 7 he was arguing with a neighbours kid over something and this other kid had eyes like Ozil from Arsenal.......anyway they were arguing for about 10 mins and i was just waiting for them to start fighting and was gona run out and split them up before anything went too far, then from nowhere my lad shouts " oh f#ck off googly eyes your chatin shit"

absolutely pissed myself

Ah, the Marty Feldman eyes!

 

[Leo]

Ah, the Marty Feldman eyes!

.........

 

[Leo]

A childish act on my part that I don't laugh about but for a peculiar reason makes me feel childishly smug. We have a friend & neighbour who is miserable as fucking sin.....she borrows things and never replaces or offers money for them eg packets of fags when I smoked (but because I bought them abroad she wouldn't buy them as a replacement in this country & she couldn't get them when she went abroad so I never got them returned), tins of new paint....there other wee things that I shant bore you with. Anyways I occasionally buy 2 rolls which cost 66p. She asked me a while back to buy four for her so I charged her £1.32.....then I found out that the cost was only £1.30 cos the four were in one bag. But because she's so fucking mean I keep taking the extra 2p & stick it in the charity box at the shop. Smug as fuck me on these days.

 

[claret50]

But because she's so fucking mean I keep taking the extra 2p & stick it in the charity box at the shop. Smug as fuck me on these days.

Don't have much luck with neighbours do you Leo, hows the building work going next door?

 

[Indian Dan]

Ozil's sister wants a word

 

[Leo]

Don't have much luck with neighbours do you Leo, hows the building work going next door?

Actual building has stopped mate...snags being taken care of now but the guy always seems to be able to make some noise doing something as there is always the occasional banging. I've come to the conclusion that he is the sort that does DIY & will always be doing something. Saying that it is certainly a lot quieter now.

 

[mowgli]

I laugh at everything as it gets me through life and if it's at another persons expense i really don't care as no doubt they would laugh if i made a fool of myself yet again

 

[Leo]

I laugh at everything as it gets me through life and if it's at another persons expense i really don't care as no doubt they would laugh if i made a fool of myself yet again

I wish I hadn't bared my soul on the forum.....

 

[mowgli]

I wish I hadn't bared my soul on the forum.....

I didn't mean to take the piss mate but i can't help being jolly even with the shit going on in my life and i apologize if you've taken it the wrong way and maybe you didn't understand what i meant. x

 

[Leo]

I didn't mean to take the piss mate but i can't help being jolly even with the shit going on in my life and i apologize if you've taken it the wrong way and maybe you didn't understand what i meant. x

No, I didn't take it personally Mowgli & I don't mind a bit of piss taking (my reply was a bit of that anyway). No need for apology mate, nothing to apologise for. We're sweet....you're a decent fella......

 

[TubularBells]

When my step-son was about 4/5. He wanted to turn the TV on but didn't know how to. He couldn't figure out how it turned on without us leaving the sofa. So I told him "This is a lesson you'll need in later life. You need to rub the TV to turn it on". Sure enough. He went over to the TV and was rubbing it all over. We turned it on secretly via the remote but we were crying laughing.
Of course this got more frustrating for him as he would try rubbing the TV when we weren't around and of course he couldn't.
Sadly his older sister eventually told him about the remote but we got a good few weeks of hilarity out of it.

 

[blade1889]

Was wandering through Birkenhead a few years back and a group of cyclists passed us. One was clearly not used to cycling. The lane ahead of us veered left towards a wall . Sure enough. The seemingly uncomfortable lady on the bike went straight into the wall. She didn't even turn her handle bars. She just went plum into the wall. Suffice to say Myself and 'er indoors broke into uncontrollable laughter. It was one of those moments you wish you had your video switched on, as you just knew what was coming. The missus is terrible! Anyone who falls over in public and she breaks out laughing.

We went on a rugby tour down in London and had some 'tour rules'. One rule was dead ants, where once an hour someone would shout "dead ants" and you had to throw yourself on your back and wave your legs and arms in the air. We were walking outside Euston station and a lady fell over, a couple of people rushed to help her up. Our coach shouted "dead ants". So there's a lady on the floor, two elderly people rushing to help her up and 20-odd rugby players infront of her waving their legs in the air. Not laughed as much in ages!

 

[TubularBells]

I forgot about a prank my step daughter played on a male teen school friend of hers. I had a whole host of 'safe links' you could send to people that made your PC to strange things like make the CD drawer open/close by itself etc. Anyway. I had this one link that opened up random 'tabs' on the unsuspecting victim. It wasn't porn, the pages were cleverly designed to look like porn but had women in bikini's and words such as 'Hot Fun' or 'Hot Babes'. If you've ever had one of those viruses that flashes new tabs on your screen that keep appearing every second and you can't get rid of them. You'll know where this is going. So my teenage step daughter thought it'd be fun to send her male friend the link, at just around the time his parents were due home. Cue the phone ringing just after he clicked on the link. I could hear panicked shouting down the phone, getting more and more worried, more panicked. I could hear him shouting, nay; screaming down the phone 'Oh My God! How do you stop it!!' My step daughter was on the floor laughing. I was cracking up. Then in walked the parents. He was literally screaming down the phone in panic, I could hear the parents in the background screaming 'What the hell are you watching?!!!!!!'
Quite literally we were pissing ourselves. The screen was going ten to the dozen with these tabs and he couldn't turn them off.

 

[claret50]

The screen was going ten to the dozen with these tabs and he couldn't turn them off.