Continue the story GAME

[johnnytodd]

.

 

[Dave]

died. The end.

 

[Indian Dan]

Then the Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman decided to . . .

 

[Oaf]

Then Roman Reigns turned up and speared everybody.

 

[Leo]

So Dave left wounded and only one direction for him.

 

[claret50]

Who was scary, and poor Dave cried for his Mummy...

 

[Oeuf]

in bed with a GIGANTIC APE named CLARENCE THE GORILLA who was her protector but also her soulmate, and was really QUITE A CATCH with his DREAMY EMERALD EYES

 

[JaseTheVillain]

Dave was horrified by this news, forgetting the reason he originally called his mother, he collapsed hugging Corbyn sobbing softly, as Corbyn said....

 

[claret50]

Grow a pair Dave, and when you do....

 

[Leo]

You'll be a man my son, go forth and multiply

 

[PaulHaddock]

And also go home and make very interesting forum threads like this

 

[Leo]

And also go home and make very interesting forum threads like this

 

[JaseTheVillain]

Furiously masturbate over his secret love, Nicola Sturgeon....

 

[PaulHaddock]

this thread is very interesting

 

[Leo]

It m

this thread is very interesting

it must be....you keep entering like a curious wee boy looking for a treat.

 

[Leo]

and at the vinegar strokes shout from the top of his voice............

Jase ya bastard, never again will I ever

 

[JaseTheVillain]

Jap's eye.

 

[Leo]

but instead use Salty as my nationalist slave who loves....

 

[JaseTheVillain]

The theme of one of the twenty teams he supports, I'm Forever Blowing Bubbles.

 

[Leo]

a baby and said Salty was the da or maybe

 

[Leo]

turning to muscle and he's now in Birkdale looking for....

 

[JaseTheVillain]

The meaning of life.

 

[Leo]

trains owls to kill baby rabbits the cruel.....

 

[Indian Dan]

. . . brought each other off using the bones of feasted-upon field mice

 

[Leo]

who saw all reported political shit and wanted Brexit....

 

[Indian Dan]

. . . Like any sane person

 

[Leo]

But wait said Salty, Nicola and Angus are the....

 

[Hurrikeen]

Hybrid reincarnation of Stevie Evans Red & White Army

 

[johnnytodd]

So Jase cut his hair off but the scissors slipped and he cut off.......

 

[JaseTheVillain]

Johnny's todger.