Ding Dong Derby (Sort of) - Donny vs Scunny

[Bottega Don]

Exciting match to finish off the season. We never ever seem to beat Donny, we haven't beat them since 2006 I believe. Not too bothered about the result considering we're safe but here's hoping for a nice win to round off the season.

 

[Hooped Wizard]

We'll lose.

 

[Bottega Don]

We'll lose.

To us? Not possible.

I saw this might also be Rob Jones' last game, no doubt he will score.

 

[Hooped Wizard]

To us? Not possible.

I saw this might also be Rob Jones' last game, no doubt he will score.

You finish above us and it would be the perfect season for P.Diddles. Plus he's playing a few totally out of their depth 18 year olds at the moment. He's a great troll tbf puts me to shame.

 

[DearneValleyRover]

Our lot have been on the beach since the Blades game, Diddles has no tactical nous at all and we are shite at home losing to your lot for the first time in 9 years will just about sum the Scottish twat up

 

[Ninety Per Cent]

Don't know why i'm going to this but i am(might still be seriously drunk, depending on events in Belfast..). We're completely useless in local derbies but finishing above you would be unexpected considering how bad we've been and you were in play off contention not long ago.

 

[Hedonist Puncture]

Oh, how I miss Belle Vue. Real topless tart with a ladder in her stocking and a big area to play with. These days we have to put up with airbrushed Deepthroat and her souless stare.

 

[DearneValleyRover]

Oh, how I miss Belle Vue. Real topless tart with a ladder in her stocking and a big area to play with. These days we have to put up with airbrushed Deepthroat and her souless stare.

Lucky you we have to put up with it 23x as many, it's still better than Bland-ford though

 

[Hedonist Puncture]

Lucky you we have to put up with it 23x as many, it's still better than Bland-ford though

Bland-ford? Surely you mean Gland-ford, the Theatre of S&M. When we leave for our new stadium, I won't be sad to go and leave her behind. Talking of behinds, I am hoping we call the new stadium Gunness Bottom. Would be nice to give you lot a spanking down there

Hope Sunday is a good game and we can offer something better than in some recent seasons. With us being safe, maybe we will be able to play with a bit of freedom. I fear that if it is our defence who plays like that we will lose, but if our attack does, then we could well take the 3 points. I'll go for a high scoring draw, 9-9

 

[DearneValleyRover]

Bland-ford? Surely you mean Gland-ford, the Theatre of S&M. When we leave for our new stadium, I won't be sad to go and leave her behind. Talking of behinds, I am hoping we call the new stadium Gunness Bottom. Would be nice to give you lot a spanking down there

Hope Sunday is a good game and we can offer something better than in some recent seasons. With us being safe, maybe we will be able to play with a bit of freedom. I fear that if it is our defence who plays like that we will lose, but if our attack does, then we could well take the 3 points. I'll go for a high scoring draw, 9-9

No definitely Bland-ford
I can't see you losing although the goal machine that is Theo can't play for you which is a shame because it may give the clueless Jock an idea of where to play him.

 

[Hedonist Puncture]

Theo has done well for us. He's worked with Mark Robins before. Maybe that's it?

 

[DearneValleyRover]

Nah it's clueless Diddles

 

[Ninety Per Cent]

i think i might have a massive hangover tommorow. and got to get a taxi to the ground ffs

 

[Hooped Wizard]

Dickov has told fans to stop blaming the players for this season. We're not were blaming you you fucking pleb

 

[Hooped Wizard]

He's also said he wants to chat with disgruntled fans.

He's losing it.

 

[Don Caster]

Enjoy your day in civilisation Scunts, those things in the sky are aeroplanes leaving from our international airport not big iron birds!
On a serious note how's Vann Veen doing? Reckon you might have a player on your hands there next season.

 

[The Iron]

Well it's no surprise that Scunny are getting beat to Donny, although i thought they might at least give them a game. Hopefully a major clear out in the summer, starting with Canavan.

 

[Ninety Per Cent]

Embarassing from start to finish. Referee was clueless but he didn't let three of our goals in from Shit defending.

Flare on the pitch the only excitement, the twats who chucked bottles into the Donny fans rightly chucked out.

 

[Ninety Per Cent]

Well it's no surprise that Scunny are getting beat to Donny, although i thought they might at least give them a game. Hopefully a major clear out in the summer, starting with Canavan.

I'd drive Jordan Clarke back to Cov, Canavan I've ran out of patience with too.

 

[Bottega Don]

Well, that was shit.

Congrats on your win Donny lads, well deserved.

 

[Hedonist Puncture]

Outplayed and outscored. Very poor from United, again. We were never in it. Well deserved home victory. Good performance Donny.

 

[Don Caster]

Easy in the end but had you got that penalty & red card at 1-0 would probably have been different.