Do you have a nickname?

[hbk4894]

Yes or no?

 

[JJH]

Yes or no?

Do you?

 

[DarkSithLord]

No.

 

[Shrimpurh]

Chase

 

[Jackinky]

Who cares?

 

[Womble98]

Who cares?

Hbkwhateverthefuckhisnameis does.

 

[JimJams]

Massive cock.

Not sure if it's a reflection of my appendage or my personality.

 

[Vanni]

Yes. Gorgeous.

 

[Pliny Harris]

HBK I'm getting worried. Are you using our information for anything?

 

[Oaf]

No. Oaf is my real name.

 

[Bobbin']

Yes, Jihadi John but don't say anything because they think I'm dead.

 

[SALTIRE]

The Greatest Scotsman That Ever Lived™ , been known that for years, I just like to be more modest on here.

 

[Stevencc]

ThirteeninchpenisVeryintelligentSofunnyWowyouaresohandsomeSteve.

 

[SALTIRE]

ThirteeninchpenisVeryintelligentSofunnyWowyouaresohandsomeSteve.

If you had all that you wouldn't be here on a Saturday night mate

 

[Stevencc]

If you had all that you wouldn't be here on a Saturday night mate

I've already ensnared a woman (that's what you do to women isn't it?) but then I had twins and they ensnared me so the fun part of life is over!

OK I lied about the thirteen inches part.

 

[mowgli]

Badger as my goatee is rapidly turning grey, a mate started it one night in the pub and everyone heard it so it stuck,bastards!

 

[markpvfc]

When I was a kid I was called Parrot but nobody had any idea where the name came from.

 

[Dazza]

 

[SALTIRE]

My old man used to call me Plug after the character from the Bash Street Kids when I was young as I had buck teeth. Yep it was a tough childhood!