Fan petitions

[joethegill]

We've all seen them.

'We, fans of XXXXXX FC, demand that our chairman sells the club immediately or we'll be very cross'

or

'Get 'so and so' a better FIFA rating'

I think I may've found the worst one yet though. Unfortunately it's a Gills one...

https://you.38degrees.org.uk/petiti...?source=facebook-share-button&time=1478534799

The fuck is that about?!

 

[Aber gas]

 

[DarkSithLord]

WTF? That belongs in the tinpot thread.

 

[Bobbin']

 

[PuB]

Christ I'm embarrassed

 

[Camborne Gills]

That is the worst football related thing I have ever seen. Beyond tinpot.

 

[redjed]

We at Swindon need to have the same petition.............................. nah, not really

 

[GFCSludge]

Jesus fucking wept.

 

[Indian Dan]

I've just signed it as Oleg McNoleg

 

[AnimoEtFide]

If it gets 100,000 signatures does it have to be debated in Parliament?

 

[THE LAST WALTZ]

You just know the guy looks something like this don't you?

Typing whilst playing with his fucking iwatch and wanking over on-line Soduko.

He is not a Gills fan, honest.

 

[joethegill]

He is not a Gills fan, honest.

Have you met some of our fans?

This is definitely the work of one of them, disappointingly.

 

[West Terrace]

Signed. Good luck Gills, hope it works out

 

[Bobbin']

I went to sign it but before I could click submit I suffered with a repetitive strain injury.

Off to start a petition to investigate 1FF.

 

[KetIron]

This can not be serious.

If it is, then prat that spent all this time on it should be banned from watching league football and made to watch women's football.

 

[redjed]

Watched a program today , about benefits and ppl that rely on them ..... there was a bloke from Gillingham , 33 , delusions of being a film star, , getting wed to a woman twice his age, wanting to have chidren with her..... Has to be him who instigated this ......lmao

 

[joethegill]

Watched a program today , about benefits and ppl that rely on them ..... there was a bloke from Gillingham , 33 , delusions of being a film star, , getting wed to a woman twice his age, wanting to have chidren with her..... Has to be him who instigated this ......lmao

Normally I'd defend Gillingham from a Swindon fan, but that could've be one of many thousands from the Medway Towns realistically.

I do love my club, but the people of Medway are fucking weird.

 

[Aber gas]

Normally I'd defend Gillingham from a Swindon fan, but that could've be one of many thousands from the Medway Towns realistically.

I do love my club, but the people of Medway are fucking weird.

You've obviously never been to Swindon.

 

[GFCSludge]

Petition wanker will go into meltdown, our only right back limped off in the Tinpot Trophy tonight.

 

[redjed]

You've obviously never been to Swindon.

Blimey and your from Abergavenny, used to be the worse posting in the UK for nightlife and women, us poor squaddies back in the 70's welcomed the Bromide (sic)

 

[Aber gas]

Blimey and your from Abergavenny, used to be the worse posting in the UK for nightlife and women, us poor squaddies back in the 70's welcomed the Bromide (sic)

I'm from Bristol and have lived here for 3 years. I don't know what to say about the rest of it. I'm historically sorry for the women,bromide,Swindon and your terrible time in Wales. I'm not sure I should be held responsible for the good looking ones not wanting to touch you but fine.. again I apologise on behalf of the good looking ladies of the seventies.

 

[Camborne Gills]

To be fair, we all live in shitholes, don't we?

 

[joethegill]

To be fair, we all live in shitholes, don't we?

I live in a lovely little village thank you.

 

[PuB]

As do I, and I do not appreciate this terrible slur Mr Camborne

Not one bit.

 

[THE LAST WALTZ]

Me too, a tranquil village in the garden of England.

 

[GFCSludge]

I too live in a tranquil village, do not by fooled by the reference to Corby, 'tis merely the nearest town to me.

 

[joethegill]

Kent is bloody lovely in the main isn't it?

Good old Kent.

 

[GFCSludge]

Kent is bloody lovely in the main isn't it?

Good old Kent.

Aside from that rather large strip at the top encompassing Erith and Gravesend and Dartford and the Hoo peninsula and Chatham and Gillingham and Rainham and Sittingbourne and the Island. It improves a bit Faversham onwards and I've made an exception for Rochester.

 

[PuB]

Oi there's some nice villages around Sittingbourne I'll have you know

 

[joethegill]

Aside from that rather large strip at the top encompassing Erith and Gravesend and Dartford and the Hoo peninsula and Chatham and Gillingham and Rainham and Sittingbourne and the Island. It improves a bit Faversham onwards and I've made an exception for Rochester.

That's still all north kent. Most places south of the M2 are decent enough.

Not Dover though.