I was out on a leisurely stroll earlier and I was taken aside by a hooded figure all dressed in black. It was strange actually because the colour seemed to somehow be darker than black. I can't find the words to explain it so "black" will have to suffice. Anyway, he handed me a USB stick and whispered the words "tell the people". "Wh...wh...who are you?" I stuttered, both out of fear and admiration. I dropped the USB stick I had been passed, bent down to pick it up, returned to an upright position and the mysterious figure was gone.
This is what was on the USB stick.
This is what was on the USB stick.