Gareth Bale has a logo

[Rammy]

Not sure why, but here it is...

The diamond design leaves a lot to the imagination, with the 26-year-old seeming to incorporate the number 11, a heart, and two sets of adidas' famous three stripes.

The former Tottenham Hotspur man wears No 11 for club and country, makes a heart symbol with both hands in celebration when he scores, and has been sponsored by the German designers/manufacturers since he was 16.

 

[hodge]

Damn Decepticons....

 

[Dr Mantis Toboggan]

mine's better

 

[Whitechapel]

Goat. see. ex

 

[The Paranoid Pineapple]

 

[Martino Knockavelli]

This is a Thing now isn't it. Sportsfolks with logos.

Are any of them any better than execrable?

Tom Brady (why yes, I am tertiary Canadian sports channel)

Tiger Woods (why yes, I am a no longer supported Imperial Guard Regiment from Warhammer 40k 3rd edition)

Roger Federer (I do tennis, i am classy. So classy in fact that I need not bother with parvenu accoutrements such as stems in fonts):

 

[Martino Knockavelli]

Actually this one is good:

 

[Stevencc]

Suarez has released one of his own...

 

[Martino Knockavelli]

Andy Murray's has a subliminal whiff of Waffen SS about it, actually:

 

[T.A]

I thought everyone had one?

 

[The Paranoid Pineapple]

Well I know I DO

 

[The Paranoid Pineapple]

Actually, he looks INORDINATELY JOLLY

This is a FUCKING DISASTER

 

[Dr Mantis Toboggan]

it's the 8th of december ffs, where's the partridge

 

[ZianfrancoGoal]

 

[The Paranoid Pineapple]

it's the 8th of december ffs, where's the partridge

Shit, you're right. The pineapple should be wintering in the tropics by now (this is definitely a Thing that pineapples do, I've just decided). Partridge is probably having a lie in, the lazy bastard.

 

[mnb089mnb]

Well I know I DO

I'm worried. Is this really the image you want to present to the world?

Call me. Urgently.

 

[Pagnell]

departed user's.

 

[mnb089mnb]

All the flirting on here, it's getting like grindr.

 

[The Paranoid Pineapple]

I'm worried. Is this really the image you want to present to the world?

Call me. Urgently.

Thank you for your interest in the position. Please be advised that, at interview stage, the successful applicant will be required to demonstrate experience and proficiency in regaling others with funny cat stories as this is a key component of the role.

Yours sincerely,

A Pineapple With a Lousy Logo