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Who would you shit on????
me.....Milton Keynes Cons....a boil on the world's buttock.
Twatford....why is there a waste of space between London and Luton ??
ok, i've lit the fuse.....3 2 1 go!!
 

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Well, Pityboro. The place, the club, the owner, all equally worthy candidates.

Twatford....why is there a waste of space between London and Luton ??

Only because London's boundries need updating. It's inside the M25, it's contiguous and it has the tube. It's good as London.
 

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Billy Paynter. I'd peck the shit out of him while I'm at it as well.
 

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Well, Pityboro. The place, the club, the owner, all equally worthy candidates.



Only because London's boundries need updating. It's inside the M25, it's contiguous and it has the tube. It's good as London.

We are not London, we shall never be London, we are the Pride of Hertfordshire and shall remain so forever (Unless we beat Arsenal or Spurs this season, in that case I will quite happily proclaim how we are the best team in North London).

I would shit on Luton but then I would probably kill myself on the toxic fumes that arise from that Bedfordshire hellhole.

QPR otherwise.
 

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Well, Pityboro. The place, the club, the owner, all equally worthy candidates.



Only because London's boundries need updating. It's inside the M25, it's contiguous and it has the tube. It's good as London.


Couldn't have summed it up better myself!
 

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Assuming we're talking football clubs, then I'd happily make an almighty bowel movement on Roots Hall, though I'm not sure anyone would notice the difference.

If we're not limiting the debate to football clubs, then MK Franchise.
 

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We are not London, we shall never be London, we are the Pride of Hertfordshire and shall remain so forever (Unless we beat Arsenal or Spurs this season, in that case I will quite happily proclaim how we are the best team in North London).

I would shit on Luton but then I would probably kill myself on the toxic fumes that arise from that Bedfordshire hellhole.

QPR otherwise.
Who would you shit on????
me.....Milton Keynes Cons....a boil on the world's buttock.
Twatford....why is there a waste of space between London and Luton ??
ok, i've lit the fuse.....3 2 1 go!!
oh yeah, and shit on the F.A. CAN'T FORGIVE CAN'T FORGET
 

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We are not London, we shall never be London, we are the Pride of Hertfordshire and shall remain so forever (Unless we beat Arsenal or Spurs this season, in that case I will quite happily proclaim how we are the best team in North London).

I think you made my point for me! :bg:

In all honesty, Watford is hardly what I'd think of when I think Herts, but considering the only other teams are Stevenage and a side who can't spell their own name, at least the 'pride of' bit can't really be disputed as much!
 

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Only because London's boundries need updating. It's inside the M25, it's contiguous and it has the tube. It's good as London.[/QUOTE]

Is it not LONDON Luton airport ??

I too would shit on MK Mongs............ twice just to make sure I got them all.
 

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Only because London's boundries need updating. It's inside the M25, it's contiguous and it has the tube. It's good as London.

Is it not LONDON Luton airport ??

I too would shit on MK Mongs............ twice just to make sure I got them all.[/QUOTE]

I don't know how successful an airport it would be if it were just called 'Luton' to be fair.

There's also a bit of greenery between Watford and the Harrow/Barnet borders, although admittedly not much!
 

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Anything inside the M25 is London for me. Yes ok that's a sweeping generalisation, nevermind hey.

Luton isn't London, despite the airport being named as such. Stansted, Gatwick and most ludicrously Southend all have a London prefix but the link ends there to be honest.

I wouldn't defecate on any club. That's a disgusting thing to suggest a human being to do. And that's too kind to Peterborough anyway. ;-)
 

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