Je ne regret rien

[Indian Dan]

Regrets. I've had a few. But then again, too few to mention . . .

Oh, go on then.

I regret accidentally stabbing a mate with a bayonet

I regret passing up the chance of a threesome when I was young

I regret not fucking Ree Harrison

I regret helping a Sunderland fan in trouble and the c*** then pulling a bread knife on me

There, that'll do for a start.

 

[Reginald Fodstain]

Supporting Tranmere

 

[Monkey]

I regret paying a 10er to be a site supporter

 

[Stevencc]

Being born.

 

[Magic]

Bloody hell that's a bit intense.

I regret not buying a chocolate orange for 50p in ASDA.

 

[The Mustard Tiger]

I regret eating Maryland hot wings after I've had a few beers. They just seem like a good idea at the time.

 

[JimJams]

Opening this thread...

 

[Abertawe]

I regret giving my heart to Bilo last christmas, this year to save me from tears I'm giving it to Pagnell.

 

[PaulHaddock]

 

[Dirk]

I regret paying a 10er to be a site supporter

Monkey, where are your teeth?

The Admins have a lot of work with you, Monkey. It's your...what? 3rd name change?
Are you in a competition here with....?
So the 10er is a small compensation for their efforts

I regret that I wasn't fall down drunk yesterday after the HSV vs Werder Bremen match.

 

[mistermagic]

regrette*

 

[Monkey]

Monkey, where are your teeth?

The Admins have a lot of work with you, Monkey. It's your...what? 3rd name change?
Are you in a competition here with....?
So the 10er is a small compensation for their efforts

I regret that I wasn't fall down drunk yesterday after the HSV vs Werder Bremen match.

I regret being a twat when I was departed user.

 

[Indian Dan]

At this minute I regret having drunk port, white wine and right now Rioja.

Why am I doing this? No work tomorrow, though!

 

[Pagnell]

I've loads of the standard regrets regarding women and money etc. But the one that springs to mind is my mum's friend was moving abroad and was desperate to sell her house about 15 years ago. Wanted 60k which was well under the market value but she needed the money quick. I had a decent job so the mortgage could have been organised in no time. I couldn't be bothered with the hassle though, I was in my late 20s and enjoying life and already owned a flat which was good enough for me. That house will be worth over £250k now.

 

[Monkey]

I've loads of the standard regrets regarding women and money etc. But the one that springs to mind is my mum's friend was moving abroad and was desperate to sell her house about 15 years ago. Wanted 60k which was well under the market value but she needed the money quick. I had a decent job so the mortgage could have been organised in no time. I couldn't be bothered with the hassle though, I was in my late 20s and enjoying life and already owned a flat which was good enough for me. That house will be worth over £250k now.

I hope that keeps you up at night.

 

[Pagnell]

Yeah. Cold sweats and everything.

 

[Leo]

At this minute I regret having drunk port, white wine and right now Rioja.

Why am I doing this? No work tomorrow, though!

Sciatica playing up again Dan......

 

[Indian Dan]

Got signed off until a week tomorrow, so my back is genuinely bollixed.

Glad I'm still not living in Ireland with 20 dogs to look after

 

[Luc@]

Being born.

I feel you bro.

 

[Stevencc]

I feel you bro.

*Hugs*

 

[Monkey]

I feel bad for all new borns now.

What a world they have waiting for them

 

[Leo]

I feel bad for all new borns now.

What a world they have waiting for them

Got to agree with that....SNP want to introduce minimum pricing for alcohol....not something for them to look forward to mate.

 

[Leo]

I have thought about this thread & really can't think of too much. One thing sticks out though....Regret wasting five years of my life with one girlfriend, planning to get married then finding out she was shagging a guy at her work. Wished them well the c*nts!

 

[Monkey]

Got to agree with that....SNP want to introduce minimum pricing for alcohol....not something for them to look forward to mate.

Don't take away cheap booze from kids!

 

[Indian Dan]

Been there, done that. I came home from nights one morning and found my then wife in bed with my best mate's girlfriend!

 

[Monkey]

I have thought about this thread & really can't think of too much. One thing sticks out though....Regret wasting five years of my life with one girlfriend, planning to get married then finding out she was shagging a guy at her work. Wished them well the c*nts!

Do you regret not shagging that girl in the field because you thought it was too muddy?

 

[Monkey]

In all seriousness. I regret not reporting my ex.

I was in a long term relationship with my ex girlfriend, we lived together for 4 years and she had a daughter who referred to me as a dad.

She is a Mental health Nurse and still practices as one now.

She worked at the Hartlands Hospital In Stoke which is a mental health hospital with different wards ranging from fully secure to semi secure depending on the patients health.

One night she admitted to have sleeping with two of the patients off the ward.

I left and never looked back

 

[Leo]

Do you regret not shagging that girl in the field because you thought it was too muddy?

Nup (was the same bird)....might have got her preggers & who'd really want a kid in these circumstances.

 

[Leo]

In all seriousness. I regret not reporting my ex.

I was in a long term relationship with my ex girlfriend, we lived together for 4 years and she had a daughter who referred to me as a dad.

She is a Mental health Nurse and still practices as one now.

She worked at the Hartlands Hospital I'm Stoke which is a mental health hospital with different wards ranging from fully secure to semi secure depending on the patients health.

One night she admitted to have sleeping with two of the patients off the ward.

I left and never looked back

Fucks sake.....brings a new meaning to taking your work home.