Just saying.............

[BlackHaddock]

I had some 'Alphabet Soup' yesterday evening and I managed to spell 'DANIEL STURRIDGE', not saying it's an omen or anything, but he's a free agent and Grimsby Town are still in the market for players!

 

[shoddycollins]

I had some 'Alphabet Soup' yesterday evening and I managed to spell 'DANIEL STURRIDGE', not saying it's an omen or anything, but he's a free agent and Grimsby Town are still in the market for players!

Hands off, he's ours!

 

[BlackHaddock]

To be fair the last time I tried to play the 'Alphabet Game' to predict a signing I couldn't find any player I'd heard of, but the dog licked the dish and 'Moses Ogbu' fell out, we signed him the next day!

 

[Indian Dan]

I’ve just taken a bit of a sloppy dump. It left a mark on the side of the pan in the shape of the Lloyds Bank black horse.

What can it mean?

 

[T.A]

You need to see a doctor.

 

[BlackHaddock]

I’ve just taken a bit of a sloppy dump. It left a mark on the side of the pan in the shape of the Lloyds Bank black horse.

What can it mean?

I can help if you let me know what type it matches on the chart.

 

[BlackHaddock]

On second thoughts it most likely means Swindon are going to sign a black Centaur Forward, you know the sort, half man, half horse. We had one called Livvo a few years back (Steve Livingstone).

 

[Indian Dan]

Definitely Type 6.

 

[Stagat]

I had some 'Alphabet Soup' yesterday evening and I managed to spell 'DANIEL STURRIDGE', not saying it's an omen or anything, but he's a free agent and Grimsby Town are still in the market for players!

You're overthinking this.

The pasta, being Italian, was telling you you're bring The Dean Sturridge out of retirement.

 

[GTFCfish]

I’ve just taken a bit of a sloppy dump. It left a mark on the side of the pan in the shape of the Lloyds Bank black horse.

What can it mean?

It means you can have fun next time you go for a piss trying to spray it all off in one go.

 

[Indian Dan]

I’ve just taken a bit of a sloppy dump. It left a mark on the side of the pan in the shape of the Lloyds Bank black horse.

What can it mean?

You’re not going to believe this. We have a trialist playing tonight called Lloyd Isgrove. I say, trialist, but it’s a done deal already

 

[shoddycollins]

You’re not going to believe this. We have a trialist playing tonight called Lloyd Isgrove. I say, trialist, but it’s a done deal already

Which game was he in?

 

[Spanishstag]

If its of any interest ive just done my morning oblutions here in elche hospital in spain and mine was a No1on the stool chart

 

[Deepcut Cobbler]

If its of any interest ive just done my morning oblutions here in elche hospital in spain and mine was a No1on the stool chart

Regular No 4, it's too streamlined, always takes a couple of flushes before it disappears...

 

[Spanishstag]

Regular No 4, it's too streamlined, always takes a couple of flushes before it disappears...

Yeah mines like that it must be the high fibre diet

 

[The Jovial Forester]

This thread's gone to shit.

 

[BlackHaddock]

 

[Indian Dan]

Type 6 look like onion bhajis

 

[BlackHaddock]

Type 6 look like onion bhajis

Remind me never to use the same Indian restaurant Dan!

Your Indians in Kefalonia must be shit!

 

[Indian Dan]

There aren’t any