Lesser Manchester v Greater London - Tuesday.

[worried womble]

RefWatch; Ref for Shakers game (played them 5 times at Gigg Lane - W2 D1 L2 - our last D3 game ended in a 2-1 Womble victory in Sept '79) is Andy Haines, 49, a project manager from Sunderland. FL ref since 2007. Says he's a 'pure Mackem' and it shows - he really has his mother's squint and his father's limp. Speaking of inbred northeners, Bury's half time entertainment is worth the entry fee alone, this season they have a typical Mancunian scene featuring famous Bury locals - Gary Neville licking black puddings off Gemma Atkinson's arse.

Reffed Wombles four times (W1 D2 L1); the crazy 4-4 draw with Carlisle in Sept '14 (3Y 1R); the 2-0 defeat to Shrews in Feb '15 (3Y); the 1-1 draw with Cobblers in Nov '15 (2Y) & the 2-0 away win over Daggers in April '16 (2Y). Reffed Bury 10 times (W4 D1 L5), most recently the 3-0 away loss to Barnsley (3Y). Hates the scum. Reffed them twice & they lost both. Hates them. Top man. In 13 games this season he has given 45Y & 4R - high, and given that dirty Bury are top of the fouls conceded table (160), and us Wombles are 7th (145 conceded), he'll be busy.

AnagramWatch; Ref Andy Haines = Aids Any Hen.
KettleWatch; AWOL, so DeadmanWatch; off to the Den in his lucky yellow & blue Y-fronts to ref Millwall v Trotters.

 

[T.A]

Must must put in a positive performance especially with Bolton coming up in a week. DF's frailties are beginning to show again after another miserable performance at Dale where he was tactically outfought AGAIN! With Bryan and Mellis suspended it's going to be a makeshift side with a midfielder having to cover RB slot. Just hope it's Soares and not Etuhu.

 

[UTS]

Another defeat. We are awful with a baboon manager to Boot.

 

[Wombletom]

Happily take a point from this game.

 

[McShambles]

Shit fred title. Would also take a point and restricting AFC Wimbledon to scoring one at most, but the defence will be utterly threadbare tomorrow night.

 

[UTS]

Predictable. We are going to get absolutely dicked live on sky by our arch rivals come Monday. Someone remind me why I support Bury again? We are fucking shite. Fuck off Bury

 

[Meadow]

Predictable. We are going to get absolutely dicked live on sky by our arch rivals come Monday. Someone remind me why I support Bury again? We are fucking shite. Fuck off Bury

We all go through that once in a while. We were 18 minutes from relegation back to the conference in 2013.

 

[JonnyWomble]

What a wonderfull time to be a Wimbledon fan! Brilliant result tonight, putting us only 1 point off the playoffs, whereas Milton Keynes throw away a 3-1 lead and drop to 1 point off relegation!

Been wearing my Wimbledon jacket everywhere recently, and will continue to do so as a very proud Womble.

 

[Wombling Kiwi]

Just keeps getting better and better, once again I thought point at best, never thought we might win. OH happy days.

 

[4froale]

Predictable. We are going to get absolutely dicked live on sky by our arch rivals come Monday. Someone remind me why I support Bury again? We are fucking shite. Fuck off Bury

without trying to come across as patronizing, is arch rivals a bit strong? I mean do Bolton actually care about you or is it just one way?

 

[KeithH]

Who cares what Noblot think?
It's our cup final and we are not afraid to admit it
If Tinkerbell's bellends get beat at Gigg on Monday he will be the first manager to lose to that lot since 1929.
So yes they are OUR arch rivals and if you ask most over 40 Notlobbers we are theirs as well.

 

[UTS]

They say they don't care about us, but I get the feeling they do.. read their messageboard, their Twitter hashtag etc. Either way I'm not looking forward to Monday. We really are a tinpot club at times. OF COURSE we lose 5 in a row prior to our big game... honestly don't know why I bother at times our clubs half arsed attempt at selling tickets is also tinpot.

Wish I wasn't so emotionally invested in such a shite club. 0-5 on Monday and I will run on the pitch and assault the management team myself I will take the ban.

Yes I'm still fuming from last night

 

[UTS]

Another thing also.. despite from the outside, looking like we are going well in L1.. we recorded our lowest home crowd in years last night. We are 5 points off relegation zone and don't we know it.. we will get relegated without a doubt unless Flitcroft goes willing to bet any member