worried womble
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RefWatch; Satan's human form comes to the Kassam on Sunday in the shape of Womble killer Darren 'Beelzebub' Deadman, 44. FL ref since 2005. Works as a Civil Servant in Peterborough, which really is the perfect cover for the Evil One, cos no-one expects a Midlands tax inspector to be anything other than a demonic cockgargling motherfucker, which our Darren certainly is - we've lost 5 of the 8 he's reffed. Mind you, our record against Bogey Team Oxford as AFC is P10, W0 D2 L8, and as WFC it's P13, W3 D2 L8 - our last D3 meeting was a 2-0 defeat at the Manor Ground in Feb '84 - so whichever way you look at it, we are truly fucked on Sunday.
Reffed Wombles 8 times (W2 D1 L5 - 5R ); the 3-2 loss in League Cup v Creepy in '11 (4Y 1R); the 3-1 away win v Bantams in '12 (6Y 1R); the 1-1 draw with Spireites in May '13 (2Y); the 2-0 home defeat to Torquay in Jan '14 (5Y); the 4-1 hammering away to Newport in Sept '14 (6Y); the 1-0 home loss to Mansfield in Dec '14 (6Y 1R); the 3-2 loss away to Exeter in March '15 (2Y 1R) & the 1-0 win over Carlisle in Feb (1Y 1R). Reffed Oxford 5 times (3W 2D), most recently 0-0 away draw with Pompey in Feb '15. Hates the scum. Reffed the playoff against Huddersfield in '12 when Jordan Rhodes beat them 2-0. Hates them. Top man, you cloven-hoofed prick. In 36 games last season he gave 101Y & 6R - average.
AnagramWatch; Darren Deadman = Dad Rear End Man.
KettleWatch; Off to the Keepmoat Stadium for Donny v Barnet. Just the 4Y on Saturday, his lowest of the season, so surely he's due an almighty Kettlesque fuckup any day now.
Reffed Wombles 8 times (W2 D1 L5 - 5R ); the 3-2 loss in League Cup v Creepy in '11 (4Y 1R); the 3-1 away win v Bantams in '12 (6Y 1R); the 1-1 draw with Spireites in May '13 (2Y); the 2-0 home defeat to Torquay in Jan '14 (5Y); the 4-1 hammering away to Newport in Sept '14 (6Y); the 1-0 home loss to Mansfield in Dec '14 (6Y 1R); the 3-2 loss away to Exeter in March '15 (2Y 1R) & the 1-0 win over Carlisle in Feb (1Y 1R). Reffed Oxford 5 times (3W 2D), most recently 0-0 away draw with Pompey in Feb '15. Hates the scum. Reffed the playoff against Huddersfield in '12 when Jordan Rhodes beat them 2-0. Hates them. Top man, you cloven-hoofed prick. In 36 games last season he gave 101Y & 6R - average.
AnagramWatch; Darren Deadman = Dad Rear End Man.
KettleWatch; Off to the Keepmoat Stadium for Donny v Barnet. Just the 4Y on Saturday, his lowest of the season, so surely he's due an almighty Kettlesque fuckup any day now.