Strangest place a shot of yours has gone in football?

[hbk4894]

Testing the old cliche off , that shot is still travelling now.

 

[Dr Mantis Toboggan]

i don't play football but i gave a mate a blackeye with a bad pool shot once

 

[Libertadores FC]

Someone make HBK a forum hall of famer. These threads are brilliant!

 

[KevinMcallister]

I once shot into some birds mouth

it's football related because we were in the Elland Road toilets

 

[SamScfc]

In the net.

For me that was strange.

 

[BeesKnees]

I once had a dart bounce out and land in a women's leg. I've knocked myself out with a golf shot.
A mate managed to miss so badly that his shot ended up in the car park when we were playing indoor 5 a side, going through a netting and three sets of double doors along the way. Not only that, the exit the ball went through was behind him.

 

[joethegill]

Hartlepool.

 

[epic73]

A small child.

 

[GarthK_HYUFC]

When the ball crossed to me and I went for the first time volley, but the ball span off my boot went the opposite way perfectly setting up the opposition on a 1 on 1 with my team's gk... must've been assist of the season.

Not football related, but a memorable shot I took a couple of years back when I was around 14 y/o I wanted to see if I could open a champagne with the bottle opener (fuck knows why?!?cos I knew my mum and dad wouldn't give me any of it!) and sure I did it went flying over my neighbours fence and ended up landing in the field just over my neighbours, neighbours fence...good job we didn't open it indoors and also gave a good reminder...don't point the lid towards your face when opening!!

 

[WAP]

Into a 3 lane carriageway which caused a car to slam its brakes on and the car behind to rear end it. Okay it wasn't me but my mate who used to play football alot and probably could have made a career off it but chose education over it. Tbf he has a phd now. Was very awkward when he had to run over into the road and get the ball whilst they exchanged insurance details.

 

[Deepcut Cobbler]

On the tenth, from the tee my ball landed on the practice putting green in front of the clubhouse about 150yds right of where it should have been, it 'amused' the old buffers who were practising their putting....NOT