Takeover Bingo?

[Flaxman's Alibi]

It's all happening this week isn't it?

Brovers to the Jordanians.
Crawley for the Turks.

Perhaps it's time for some Takeover Bingo?

Now I realise that some of you fancy town buggers already have your foreign investors but let's pause for a second, compare all of our shite Div 4 football clubs, and everyone feel free to come join right in on the foreign investors merry go round!

1) Firstly, which of the world's 196 countries fits most perfectly with your club/town?
2) Secondly, which industry fits most perfectly with your association football disappointment/English town or borough.

Giving you you're Takeover Bingo answer.

I follow Mansfield Town and ours would be:

A Mexican rubber dildo billionaire - Reason for perfect fit?: we constantly look like the poor relations compared to our wealthier neighbours, we love to fight between ourselves internally, though are happy to stand by and get f**ked over by inanimate objects.

Care to add your own?

 

[jacobncfc]

An obese fraudster living in a hotel room in Bahrain as a front for a North Korean mining scam funnelled through Switzerland.

Wait a second....

 

[RavenBish]

Best part of Munto was us revealing the owners as Indian concrete magnates who then came out and denied it within 24 hours.