The Carlisle United Carp Drama

[Petersfield]

Cambridge United havent lost at Brunton Park since 1995, an amazing statistic, we even got a point saturday. I cant see how this can be the case as United are as soft as a Newport County in 1970.
I can only make sense of this by recalling the Carp that was found floundering in the Carlisle penalty area during the floods, and may have been used as a supplementary centre forward. Maybe one of the Carlisle forwards had somehow, through slight of hand, got a carp on the pitch, in a tank, during saturdays game thinking it would score. I would not put this sharp practice beyond them, or the manager.
It did not. This may be an alternative explanation. We all have a talent indicator, ranging from bright green for a good player, to dark red for a bad un. My talent indicator has a fish for an indicator, signalling a player with a talent lower than red, and has the flashing of a Carp.

I wonder if the talent level at Carlisle is at the level of a Carp, and when pointing it, it would start to smoke, and blow up. This must be correct or close to it, after drawing with Cambridge. If a carp made it onto the pitch saturday, maybe the manager thought it had more mobility, and speed than most Carlisle players.

 

[MrGloverLover]

Complete and utter carp.

 

[KeithH]

On a scale of 1 to 10 thats poor

 

[HarryH]

I suggest these CUFC guys consider disowning this citizen of Littleport and sending him to Australia, as they did some of his forefathers (the lucky ones who didn't get hung).

I hear that the other CUFC had similar problems with a younger embarassing miscreant - I believe that he went by the name of Carver. Meeting a member of the opposite sex seems to have improved his demeanour.

 

[Petersfield]

Starvation was the sad cause of Littleport invading Ely with horses and carts. One man went to his death blaming himself. Grain was being withheld for profit. Corruption is not a contemporary affliction.
Corruption may be too strong a word, but i think we are being mugged every time Cambridge, Carlisle, Macclesfield etc stagger onto the pitch and call it football.
Div 4 football is like fishing, and catching gudgeon. Or davinci painting with a hand with no fingers. Its pretty appalling.

Isnt it.

 

[HarryH]

 

[Vanni]

 

[Petersfield]

How else can i say it? Lets try again. Div 4, or div 2....the football is appalling. Vanni, havent you seen Jake Carroll play.? Hes on at least 60 grand. Our club bought a Hartlepool reserve. Yes, we paid money. Connor Newton? Reggie Lambe? That lad Davies, the right back, Ryan Donaldson, a reasonable footballer who didnt give a s....t. The list is endless.

I rest my case.