The Gills. Can YOU help?

[PuB]

A few years ago we had a weird plea from Chairman Paul about his beloved missing tortoise in Dubai, asking if anyone had seen it.

Now it’s this: https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/48215475

What with us selling paella, noodles and pizza at our ground, I can’t help but think we’re the most cultured club amongst you horrible lot.

 

[Bobbin']

That’s a shame, if you can’t find anyone I can do a good version of wonderwall on the cello.

Was the tortoise ever found?

 

[PuB]

That’s a shame, if you can’t find anyone I can do a good version of wonderwall on the cello.

Was the tortoise ever found?

Sadly I think poor Blake was lost forever. Your cello sounds delightful, could Lamby do anything with a penny whistle do you think? It might make a delightful duo.

Anyway, more on tortoisegate here: https://www.kentonline.co.uk/kent/news/gillingham-boss-paul-scally-shel-a58852/

 

[Bobbin']

“The precious pet, called Blake after Blake Fielder Civil, was nabbed by a man outside a hospital just yards from the football boss's home.”



Named after Amy Winehouse’s junkie ex-fella ffs.

 

[villa loyal]

“The precious pet, called Blake after Blake Fielder Civil, was nabbed by a man outside a hospital just yards from the football boss's home.”



Named after Amy Winehouse’s junkie ex-fella ffs.

Both Villa fans were Amy and Blake.

 

[SoutheySWFC]

Both Villa fans were Amy and Blake.

He lived in Sheffield for a bit when getting clean apparently.

 

[SoutheySWFC]

A few years ago we had a weird plea from Chairman Paul about his beloved missing tortoise in Dubai, asking if anyone had seen it.

Now it’s this: https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/48215475

What with us selling paella, noodles and pizza at our ground, I can’t help but think we’re the most cultured club amongst you horrible lot.

I'm setting up a go fund me page, the aim is to pay for lessons for that band of ours on the harp and pay their relocation fees, you're most welcome.

 

[PuB]

“The precious pet, called Blake after Blake Fielder Civil, was nabbed by a man outside a hospital just yards from the football boss's home.”



Named after Amy Winehouse’s junkie ex-fella ffs.

These were beloved family pets, have you no compassion man?

 

[Bobbin']

These were beloved family pets, have you no compassion man?

Yeah, I’m out of order really. I don’t what I would do if I lost my hamsters Fred and Rose.

 

[SoutheySWFC]

Yeah, I’m out of order really. I don’t what I would do if I lost my hamsters Fred and Rose.

You'd be bussing them in from Kent.....