The let's all quote hymns from our school days in capslock thread

[Pliny Harris]

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I'll start.

AUTUMN DAYS WHEN THE GRASS IS JEWELLED
AND THE SILK INSIDE A CHESTNUT SHELL
JET PLANES MEETING IN THE AIR TO BE REFUELLED
ALL THESE THINGS I LOVE SO WELL

SO I MUSTN'T FORGET
NO I MUSTN'T FORGET
TO SAY A GREAT BIG "THANK YOU"
I MUSTN'T FORGET

 

[SALTIRE]

Are you pissed?

 

[Look Out There Are Llamas]

Lord, the Light of Your Love is shining,
In the midst of the darkness shining,
Jesus, Light of the World, shine upon us,
Set us free by the truth You now bring us,
Shine on me. Shine on me.

Shine, Jesus shine,
Fill this land with the Father's glory.
Blaze, Spirit blaze,
Set our hearts on fire.
Flow, river flow,
Flood the nations with grace and mercy.
Send forth Your word,
Lord and let there be light.

Lord I come to Your awesome presence,
From the shadows into Your radiance.
By the blood I may enter Your brightness,
Search me, try me, consume all my darkness.
Shine on me. Shine on me.

As we gaze on Your kindly brightness.
So our faces display Your likeness.
Ever changing from glory to glory,
Mirrored here may our lives tell Your story.
Shine on me. Shine on me.

 

[SALTIRE]

First autumn morning
the mirror I stare into
shows my father's face.

 

[Pliny Harris]

HE WHO WOULD VALIANT BE
'GAINST ALL DISASTER
LET HIM IN CONSTANCY
FOLLOW THE MASTER
THERE'S NO DISCOURAGEMENT
SHALL MAKE HIM ONCE RELENT
HIS FIRST AVOWED INTENT
TO BE A PILGRIM

 

[MagpieBee]

AND DID THOSE FEET...

 

[Stevencc]

HE'S GOT THE WHOLE WORLD
IN HIS PANTS
HE'S GOT THE WHOLE WIDE WORLD
IN HIS PANTS
HE'S GOT THE WHOLE WORLD
IN HIS PANTS
HE'S GOT THE WHOLE WORLD IN HIS PANTS

 

[Red]

JESUS CHRIST SUPERSTAR WENT DOWN THE STREET ON A YAMAHA

PULLED A SKID
KILLED A KID
SMASHED HIS BOLLOCKS ON A DUSTBIN LID

 

[Luke_ciderhead]

THE JOURNEY OF LIFE, MAY BE EASY MAY BE HARD
THERE WILL BE DANGER ON THE WAY
WITH CHRIST BY MY SIDE, ILL DO BATTLE AS I RIDE
AGAINST THE FOES THAT LEAD ME ASTRAY

WILL YOU RIDE RIDE RIDE
WITH THE KING OF KINGS
WILL YOU FOLLOW THE LEADER TRUE
WILL YOU SHOUT HALEJULJAH FOR THE HOLY SON OF GOD
WHO DIED FOR ME AND YOU

Proper nostalga trip, can't believe I remember all the words.

 

[IanH]

JESUS CHRIST SUPERSTAR WENT DOWN THE STREET ON A YAMAHA

PULLED A SKID
KILLED A KID
SMASHED HIS BOLLOCKS ON A DUSTBIN LID

JESUS CHRIST, SUPERSTAR
CAME DOWN FROM HEAVEN ON A YAMAHA,
DID A SKID, KILLED A KID,
PARALYSED HIS BALLS ON A DUSTBIN LID.

WHEN I DIE, BURY ME
HANG MY BALLS ON A CHERRY TREE,
WHEN THEY'RE RIPE, TAKE A BITE,
DON'T BLAME ME IF YOU DIE THAT NIGHT.

 

[blade1889]

Lord, the Light of Your Love is shining,
In the midst of the darkness shining,
Jesus, Light of the World, shine upon us,
Set us free by the truth You now bring us,
Shine on me. Shine on me.

Shine, Jesus shine,
Fill this land with the Father's glory.
Blaze, Spirit blaze,
Set our hearts on fire.
Flow, river flow,
Flood the nations with grace and mercy.
Send forth Your word,
Lord and let there be light.

Lord I come to Your awesome presence,
From the shadows into Your radiance.
By the blood I may enter Your brightness,
Search me, try me, consume all my darkness.
Shine on me. Shine on me.

As we gaze on Your kindly brightness.
So our faces display Your likeness.
Ever changing from glory to glory,
Mirrored here may our lives tell Your story.
Shine on me. Shine on me.

did you clap at certain parts too? CLASSIC

Wait, I dont think this was the clappy one but it was a Classic. there was a clappy one where the claps got slightly faster, anyone???

 

[blade1889]

JESUS CHRIST SUPERSTAR WENT DOWN THE STREET ON A YAMAHA

PULLED A SKID
KILLED A KID
SMASHED HIS BOLLOCKS ON A DUSTBIN LID

JESUS CHRIST SUPERSTAR
CARRIES A HANDBAG AND WEARS A BRA

 

[blade1889]

1. • Refrain:
     All things bright and beautiful,
     All creatures great and small,
     All things wise and wonderful:
     The Lord God made them all.
2. Each little flow’r that opens,
   Each little bird that sings,
   He made their glowing colors,
   He made their tiny wings.
3. The purple-headed mountains,
   The river running by,
   The sunset and the morning
   That brightens up the sky.
4. The cold wind in the winter,
   The pleasant summer sun,
   The ripe fruits in the garden,
   He made them every one.
5. The tall trees in the greenwood,
   The meadows where we play,
   The rushes by the water,
   To gather every day.
6. He gave us eyes to see them,
   And lips that we might tell
   How great is God Almighty,
   Who has made all things well.

^^^yes that was copied and pasted an d no im not re-typing it in caps lock.

 

[Pliny Harris]

1. • Refrain:
     All things bright and beautiful,
     All creatures great and small,
     All things wise and wonderful:
     The Lord God made them all.
2. Each little flow’r that opens,
   Each little bird that sings,
   He made their glowing colors,
   He made their tiny wings.
3. The purple-headed mountains,
   The river running by,
   The sunset and the morning
   That brightens up the sky.
4. The cold wind in the winter,
   The pleasant summer sun,
   The ripe fruits in the garden,
   He made them every one.
5. The tall trees in the greenwood,
   The meadows where we play,
   The rushes by the water,
   To gather every day.
6. He gave us eyes to see them,
   And lips that we might tell
   How great is God Almighty,
   Who has made all things well.

^^^yes that was copied and pasted an d no im not re-typing it in caps lock.

Excellent choice, and I recommend bookmarking http://convertcase.net/ for further contributions. I'll add it to the OP.

 

[Christian Slater]

IF I HAD A HAMMER
I'D HAMMER IN THE MORNING
I'D HAMMER IN THE EVENING
ALL OVER THIS LAND.

 

[Stagat]

(altogether)
SING HOSANNA
SING HOSANNA
SING HOSANNA TO THE KING OF KINGS

SING HOSANNA
SING HOSANNA
SING HOSANNA TO THE KING

(one twat)
OF KINGS

via Son of Cod

 

[Pliny Harris]

IF I HAD A HAMMER
I'D HAMMER IN THE MORNING
I'D HAMMER IN THE EVENING
ALL OVER THIS LAND.

Did anyone else do a Mark E. Smith-esque "LAN-DUH!" at the end of this one?

 

[SALTIRE]

Not religious by any means, but I've always loved Amazing Grace, and when Scotty played it for Spock in Wrath of Khan, man even back then when I was only 5 or 6, I was bubbling away like a little girl!

 

[mnb089mnb]

OF KINGS

 

[eightiesrobin]

DAN, STAN, WHEREVER YOU MAY BE
I AM THE LORD OF THE DAN SAID HE
AND I'LL LEAD YOU ALL WHEREVER YOU MAY BE
AND I'LL LEAD YOU ALL IN THE DAN SAID HE

 

[eightiesrobin]

I VOW TO THEE MY CO-UNT-TRY
I forget the rest, but it's the one out of The Planets

 

[eightiesrobin]

JESUS CHRIST SUPERSTAR WENT DOWN THE STREET ON A YAMAHA

PULLED A SKID
KILLED A KID
SMASHED HIS BOLLOCKS ON A DUSTBIN LID

Jesus Christ Superstar wore frilly knickers and he wore a bra in the 70s

 

[Spirederman]

Colours of day dawn into the mind,

The day has begun, the night is behind,

Go down in the city, into the street,

And let’s give the message to the people we meet.
So light up the fire and let the flame burn,
Open the door, let Jesus return,
Take seed of His Spirit, let the fruit grow,
Tell the people of Jesus, let His love show.


Go through the park, on into the town,

The sun still shines on, it never goes down,

The Light of the world is risen again,

The people of darkness are needing a friend.
So light up the fire....


Open your eyes, look into the skies,

The darkness has gone, the Son came to die,

The evening draws on, the sun disappears,

But Jesus is living, His Spirit is near.
So light up the fire....

 

[Pliny Harris]

THERE IS A GREEN HILL FAR AWAY,
OUTSIDE A CITY WALL,
WHERE OUR DEAR LORD WAS CRUCIFIED
WHO DIED TO SAVE US ALL.

WE MAY NOT KNOW, WE CANNOT TELL,
WHAT PAINS HE HAD TO BEAR,
BUT WE BELIEVE IT WAS FOR US
HE HUNG AND SUFFERED THERE.

HE DIED THAT WE MIGHT BE FORGIVEN,
HE DIED TO MAKE US GOOD,
THAT WE MIGHT GO AT LAST TO HEAVEN,
SAVED BY HIS PRECIOUS BLOOD.

 

[slaphead]

Abide with me; fast falls the eventide;
The darkness deepens; Lord with me abide.
When other helpers fail and comforts flee,
Help of the helpless, O abide with me.

Swift to its close ebbs out life's little day;
Earth's joys grow dim; its glories pass away;
Change and decay in all around I see;
O Thou who changest not, abide with me.

Not a brief glance I beg, a passing word,
But as Thou dwell'st with Thy disciples, Lord,
Familiar, condescending, patient, free.
Come not to sojourn, but abide with me.

Come not in terrors, as the King of kings,
But kind and good, with healing in Thy wings;
Tears for all woes, a heart for every plea.
Come, Friend of sinners, thus abide with me.

Thou on my head in early youth didst smile,
And though rebellious and perverse meanwhile,
Thou hast not left me, oft as I left Thee.
On to the close, O Lord, abide with me.

I need Thy presence every passing hour.
What but Thy grace can foil the tempter's power?
Who, like Thyself, my guide and stay can be?
Through cloud and sunshine, Lord, abide with me.

I fear no foe, with Thee at hand to bless;
Ills have no weight, and tears no bitterness.
Where is death's sting? Where, grave, thy victory?
I triumph still, if Thou abide with me.

Hold Thou Thy cross before my closing eyes;
Shine through the gloom and point me to the skies.
Heaven's morning breaks, and earth's vain shadows flee;
In life, in death, O Lord, abide with me.

 

[slaphead]

I VOW TO THEE MY CO-UNT-TRY
I forget the rest, but it's the one out of The Planets

An adaptation of Jupiter, movement IV from the Planets suite. Lyrics a poem by Sir Cecil Rice. The hymn is called Thaxted, and should be the English national anthem. Fuck Jerusalem.

 

[Bottega Don]

I MIGHT BE TOO STRUNG OUT ON COMPLIMENTS
OVERDOSED ON CONFIDENCE
STARTED NOT TO GIVE A F*** AND STOPPED FEARING THE CONSEQUENCE
DRINKING EVERY NIGHT BECAUSE WE DRINK TO MY ACCOMPLISHMENTS
FADED WAY TOO LONG I'M FLOATING IN AND OUT OF CONSCIOUSNESS
AND THEY SAYIN' I'M BACK, I'D AGREE WITH THAT
I JUST TAKE MY TIME WITH ALL THIS S***, I STILL BELIEVE IN THAT
I HAD SOMEONE TELL ME I FELL OFF, OH I NEEDED THAT
AND THEY WANNA SEE ME PICK BACK UP, WELL WHERE'D I LEAVE IT AT
I KNOW I EXAGGERATED THINGS, NOW I GOT IT LIKE THAT
TUCK MY NAPKIN IN MY SHIRT, CAUSE I'M JUST MOBBIN' LIKE THAT
YOU KNOW GOOD AND WELL THAT YOU DON'T WANT A PROBLEM LIKE THAT
YOU GONE MAKE SOMEONE AROUND ME CATCH A BODY LIKE THAT
NO, DON'T DO IT, PLEASE DON'T DO IT, CAUSE ONE OF US GOES IN
AND WE ALL GO THROUGH IT
DRIZZY GOT THE MONEY, SO DRIZZY GONNA PAY IT
THOSE MY BROTHERS, I AIN'T EVEN GOTTA SAY IT
THAT'S JUST SOMETHING THEY KNOW

[CHORUS]
THEY KNOW, THEY KNOW, THEY KNOW
THEY KNOW, THEY KNOW, THEY KNOW
THEY KNOW, THEY KNOW, THEY KNOW
YEAH THEY KNOW YEAH
THAT THE REAL IS ON THE RISE
F*** THEM OTHER GUYS
I EVEN GAVE THEM A CHANCE TO DECIDE
NOW IT'S SOMETHING THEY KNOW
THEY KNOW, THEY KNOW, THEY KNOW,

YEAH, I BE YELLING OUT MONEY OVER EVERYTHING, MONEY ON MY MIND.
THEN SHE WANNA ASK WHEN IT GOT SO EMPTY
TELL HER I APOLOGIZE IT HAPPENED OVER TIME
SHE SAYS THEY MISSED THE OLD DRAKE, GIRL DON'T TEMPT ME
IF THEY DON'T GET IT, THEY'LL BE OVER YOU
THAT NEW S*** THAT YOU GOT IS OVERDUE
YOU BETTER DO WHAT YOU SUPPOSE TO DO
I'M LIKE WHY I GOTTA BE ALL THAT BUT STILL I CAN'T DENY THE FACT THAT IT'S TRUE
LISTEN TO YOU EXPRESSING ALL THEM FEELINGS
SOAP OPERA RAPPERS ALL THESE N****S SOUND LIKE ALL MY CHILDREN
AND THAT'S WHO YOU THINKING IS 'BOUT TO COME AND MAKE A KILLING
I GUESS IT REALLY IS JUST ME, MYSELF AND ALL MY MILLIONS
YOU KNOW THE GAME EVEN GOT IT LIKE THAT
YOU GONE HYPE ME UP AND MAKE ME CATCH A BODY LIKE THAT
CAUSE I LIVE FOR THIS IT ISN'T JUST A HOBBY LIKE THAT
WHEN THEY GET MY S*** AND PLAY IT, I AIN'T EVEN GOTTA SAY IT, THEY KNOW

[CHORUS]

I BE YELLING OUT MONEY OVER EVERYTHING, MONEY ON MY MIND. (MIND, MIND, MIND)
TELL EM' I APOLOGIZE IT HAPPENED OVER TIME (TIME, TIME, TIME)
THEY KNOW

 

[The Paranoid Pineapple]

I don't think the Drake School of Hip Hop is a legitimate educational institution.

 

[This Charming Mike]

WHEN A KNIGHT WON HIS SPURS, IN THE STORIES OF OLD,
HE WAS GENTLE AND BRAVE, HE WAS GALLANT AND BOLD
WITH A SHIELD ON HIS ARM AND A LANCE IN HIS HAND,
FOR GOD AND FOR VALOUR HE RODE THROUGH THE LAND.

NO CHARGER HAVE I, AND NO SWORD BY MY SIDE,
YET STILL TO ADVENTURE AND BATTLE I RIDE,
THOUGH BACK INTO STORYLAND GIANTS HAVE FLED,
AND THE KNIGHTS ARE NO MORE AND THE DRAGONS ARE DEAD.

LET FAITH BE MY SHIELD AND LET JOY BE MY STEED
'GAINST THE DRAGONS OF ANGER, THE OGRES OF GREED;
AND LET ME SET FREE WITH THE SWORD OF MY YOUTH,
FROM THE CASTLE OF DARKNESS, THE POWER OF THE TRUTH.

 

[Bottega Don]

I don't think the Drake School of Hip Hop is a legitimate educational institution.

You take that back.