What have you ever done that you feel guilty about?

[Monkey]

If we have a conscience then more than likely we've all done something that we feel guilty about.

Yesterday the old fella who lives next to me, he must be in his 90's asked me to try and fix his landline as its not been working for over a week.

I gladly agreed to have a look only to find it was just the phone line had come out of the socket. He offered me £20 for fixing it and I took it and bought a bottle of Archers.

 

[Monkey]

And done

 

[Look Out There Are Llamas]

You are the worst FT.

 

[Monkey]

You are the worst FT.

You should feel guilty about calling me that

 

[Stagat]

Buying Archers is pretty reprehensible tbf

 

[Stevencc]

Whenever I accidentally step on a snail I feel extraordinarily guilty.

 

[Leo]

If we have a conscience then more than likely we've all done something that we feel guilty about.

Yesterday the old fella who lives next to me, he must be in his 90's asked me to try and fix his landline as its not been working for over a week.

I gladly agreed to have a look only to find it was just the phone line had come out of the socket. He offered me £20 for fixing it and I took it and bought a bottle of Archers.

Lying bastard...you'd get 2 bottles for twenty....I checked the price in Tescos yesterday.....

 

[Leo]

I was going out with this burd who was one dirty shag....she once gave me a blow job as I drove along the motorway. Anyway, me & and a mate were going camping to Skye so I said I'd get in touch when we returned. As it turned out I met this other burd up there who has been my wife for nigh on 37 years now. When I got home I told my now wife that I wanted to tell the burd I had been going out with face to face that it was over...she agreed. So I arranged to take the burd out, went for a drink, parked up in an out of the way place and she was blowing me & I said....'Let me come in your mouth' and she obliged...it was fucking great. Had a cigarette then said to her...Look, I'm really sorry but I can't see you again......cue fucking tears....Women eh?

 

[The Iron]

I killed a spider

 

[Monkey]

Anyone ever stolen anything? I stole a pouch of tobacco from someone when I was in ward 2 of Stoke-On-Trent Mental Health Hospital off another patient but I wasn't well at the time.

 

[Stevencc]

I stole a woman's heart once.

 

[Monkey]

I stole a Man's heart once.

Do you feel guilty about it?

 

[Stevencc]

Sometimes.

 

[Leo]

Do you feel guilty about it?

Don't you feel guilty about editing Steven's post ?.....

 

[Monkey]

I'm still felling guilty about taking the old fellas money. One thing at a time

 

[Leo]

I'm still felling guilty about taking the old fellas money. One thing at a time

you should return it....you know you should mate.

 

[Stevencc]

I didn't even notice

 

[Monkey]

you should return it....you know you should mate.

I feel I should but I know I won't

 

[Monkey]

I didn't even notice

Are you going one beer less tonight? Or do you feel guilty that you aren't?

I've started drinking and smoking again

 

[Stevencc]

I had one beer less yesterday, having the same today and also tomorrow and then I drop down again.

 

[Monkey]

How many did you start off with before the daily reduction Steve?

 

[Stevencc]

Between 6-8 pints a night without a day off in at least two years, probably nearing three.

 

[AnimoEtFide]

Voting Brexit.

 

[SALTIRE]

Feeling guilty about putting the cat down this week (even though the decision wasn't in my hands I feel it by proxy). Wished we'd kept him for another week or so after realising nothing could be done, though thats probably selfish, and I wouldn't want him in pain which may have started to happen had we done so.

Sorry about sobering this thread up a bit there!

 

[claret50]

Understandable Salty, a long time ago when we moved to NZ I decided to have our faithful old dog put down (he was 15) as the vet said that the journey would be too much for him and plus he wouldn't survive the 6 months of quarantine as it was back in those days, I held him while the vet injected him and walked the 2 miles back home with his lead in my hand sobbing like a fucking girl.

 

[johnnytodd]

I took my car to Halfords once to buy some seat covers, anyway i had a bad back at the time and asked the lad if he could check that they would fit the seats.

He brought them to the car and tried one and it fitted perfectly and he just said i might as well do the lot and spent the next 25 minutes putting them all on...........i said thanks mate and he went back in and i drove off..........i got home and realized i hadn't paid for them.

They were about £45 i think as well.