What is the biggest lie you have ever told/been told?

[hbk4894]

Mine - was my mate he said he was sitting on a pavement with a bottle of dr pepper when someone in a car turned up and stole the bottle.

 

[blade1889]

That I was straight

Also used to post on a blades forum as a 12/13 year old. Decided I needed some credit so invented a whole life story. I was a 30-odd year old English teacher from Nottingham with two kids. Never married their mother and I got dumped the night of our relegation from the premier league. Eat your heart out Cardsfan

 

[Stevencc]

That I was straight

Also used to post on a blades forum as a 12/13 year old. Decided I needed some credit so invented a whole life story. I was a 30-odd year old English teacher from Nottingham with two kids. Never married their mother and I got dumped the night of our relegation from the premier league. Eat your heart out Cardsfan

Also known as the "reverse Epic".

 

[Aber gas]

That I was straight

Also used to post on a blades forum as a 12/13 year old. Decided I needed some credit so invented a whole life story. I was a 30-odd year old English teacher from Nottingham with two kids. Never married their mother and I got dumped the night of our relegation from the premier league. Eat your heart out Cardsfan

You were a strange lad.

 

[Indian Dan]

I was told Swindon Town were a professional football club.

Liar, liar pants on fire!

 

[Leo]

"I've missed my period"....told her I'd deny anything & she never got back in touch so I'm guessing that was a big porky.

 

[Indian Dan]

Was it Double Maths?

 

[mowgli]

hbk4894 starts interesting threads.

 

[Leo]

hbk4894 starts interesting threads.

Oooooft......

 

[mnb089mnb]

"The shoutbox isn't compatible with the new version of the forum.

 

[smat]

Love you too, dad.

 

[KevinMcallister]

that I have a 7 inch dick, bitch was lying it's clearly 8

 

[johnnytodd]

that I have a 7 inch dick, bitch was lying it's clearly 8

If that's you in the picture i'm surprised you can even see it.

 

[KevinMcallister]

If that's you in the picture i'm surprised you can even see it.

yes I am steve evans

 

[silkyman]

 

[Indian Dan]

I'm about to tell one in a bit.

'My sciatica is playing up and cant make it in today'