What job do you have?

[Carver]

What is your job title?

 

[epic73]

N/A

 

[Aber gas]

Executive chef and badger enthusiast.

 

[claret50]

What job do I have?? How very dare you sir, I gave up the filthy habit of going to work almost 16 years ago and now only take orders from 'er indoors and a grumpy cat.

 

[Leo]

Relaxer Extraordinaire is my official title.....the wife has many other alternatives for me mind you.

 

[Lance Stoe]

I sell crystal meth. I also write books whilst high

 

[eightiesrobin]

I don't think anyone with a proper job is going to tell you, except Aber, who has already replied

 

[Cornish Piskie]

I do the most difficult and demanding job on earth. The hours are interminable, the physical and emotional demands are an abuse of human tolerance, and it's taking away the best years of my life. Without pay.

I'm a full time mum.

And I wouldn't give it up for the world.

 

[Indian Dan]

My job at the moment is looking after my 6 month old grandson, poolside, 30 degrees in the sun and trying to have a beer.

Oh, and wiping puked up milk off me keks

 

[Cornish Piskie]

Yeah, I know what you mean, Dan. My sisters warned me when I was pregnant that I would reach a point when I would be convinced that my left shoulder would always smell of sick.

They were right.

 

[Blitzballer]

Carpenter NVQ level 3

 

[GTFCfish]

I do the most difficult and demanding job on earth. The hours are interminable, the physical and emotional demands are an abuse of human tolerance, and it's taking away the best years of my life.

Donald Trump's PR manager?

 

[Abertawe]

Linux engineer.

 

[Pagnell]

Linux engineer.

I used to do that for nearly two decades up until January. For Sun Microsystems, then Oracle, then HP. I fancied something different so took voluntary redundancy.

Now I travel the country and install and maintain IT infrastructure for various establishments.

 

[GTFCfish]

I work in a Bakery, in fact I'm there right now, living the dream....

 

[johnnytodd]

I used to do that for nearly two decades up until January. For Sun Microsystems, then Oracle, then HP. I fancied something different so took voluntary redundancy.

Now I travel the country and install and maintain IT infrastructure for various establishments.

maintain IT infrastructure then , would have been alot quicker

 

[Stagat]

 

[Abertawe]

I used to do that for nearly two decades up until January. For Sun Microsystems, then Oracle, then HP. I fancied something different so took voluntary redundancy.

Now I travel the country and install and maintain IT infrastructure for various establishments.

I lied

 

[Jockney]

 

[Leo]

I work in a Bakery, in fact I'm there right now, living the dream....

so you really do get your cake and eat it.......

 

[GTFCfish]

so you really do get your cake and eat it.......

No cakes at our place unfortunately just bread and buns, I think it's at our Leeds factory where they do all the cakes.

 

[Leo]

No cakes at our place unfortunately just bread and buns, I think it's at our Leeds factory where they do all the cakes.

Och never mind mate....you must be rolling in dough though........................................................

no more puns from me....promise.

 

[GTFCfish]

Och never mind mate....you must be rolling in dough though........................................................

no more puns from me....promise.

That pun is so bad I'm afraid I'll have to ask you to leave. Go on, choux.........

 

[Leo]

That pun is so bad I'm afraid I'll have to ask you to leave. Go on, choux.........

 

[Leo]

That pun is so bad I'm afraid I'll have to ask you to leave. Go on, choux.........

Call me Mr Thicko but...........................It just clicked.......

 

[Camborne Gills]

Kitchen Porter in a 5* holiday resort.

Yesterday we had Bernard Gallacher open our new 9 hole golf course, which is based on the toughest par 3s in the world.

Needless to say, it absolutely hosed it down.

 

[mistermagic]

Private equity hedge fund analyst and Warren Buffet's newly-appointed special advisor.

 

[Carver]

Kitchen Porter in a 5* holiday resort.

Yesterday we had Bernard Gallacher open our new 9 hole golf course, which is based on the toughest par 3s in the world.

Needless to say, it absolutely hosed it down.

You're a dishwasher?

 

[Abertawe]

You're a dishwasher?

And you're an almost 30 virgin, whose really losing?

 

[Carver]

And you're an almost 30 virgin, whose really losing?

What has that got to do with anything?