What was your last thought before you went to sleep last night?

[hbk4894]

mine was about Brentford football club.

 

[KevinMcallister]

mine was about do I have time for a wank or will I be tired for work

I fell asleep with my dick in my hand

 

[StagsForLife]

Mine was what pathetic thread topic you was going to post next.

 

[DarkSithLord]

Yawn.

You really do live a sad existence dont you?

 

[JJH]

mine was about Brentford football club.

So was mine - great minds think alike aye?

 

[Libertadores FC]

Yawn.

That's a very accurate thought before going to bed.

 

[The Iron]

Can you buy an entire chess set in a pawn shop.

 

[TomPNE94]

Can you buy an entire chess set in a pawn shop.

Nope, to get a full set you would need to go to a Rook shop, a Bishop shop, a Knight shop, a King shop and a Queen shop.

 

[Red]

Mine was would it be worth doing time after smashing Jeremy Kyle's head in with a brick.

 

[Dazza]

Mine was should i use my left hand to wank with tonight.

 

[Stevencc]

Jesus, this is taking way too fucking long. Why aren't I asleep yet? It feels as if I may never fall asle

 

[The Paranoid Pineapple]

Mine was should i use my left hand to wank with tonight.

Jesus, this is taking way too fucking long.

Probably switch back to the right

 

[Dr Mantis Toboggan]

if u turned into a cat how would u communicate your situation to your family

 

[Dr Mantis Toboggan]

do u think carel uses webster online dictionary to appear smart or whether he pays an army of interns to collectively construct posts for him to impress us losers

 

[Dr Mantis Toboggan]

idea: place full of cheap antiques u pay like a fiver then get to smash everything up for like 5 mins. like vases and china and shit, be called the smash smashaleum or something corny

 

[Freakyteeth]

Margaret Thatcher on a cold day

 

[sl1k]

whether vegas is all it's made out to be or whether people just claim it's amazing to hide their disappointment

I reckon it's that. I can think of a million other places you'd have a better time with the mad amounts of money Vegas sucks out of you.

Was out on a bender last night and got in this mornin so haven't slept yet. The previous night I was thinkin about what to do on the bender.

 

[The Iron]

Can a short person "talk down" to a taller person?

 

[lordofthepies]

if u turned into a cat how would u communicate your situation to your family

Cats are smart, you could definitely do it as a cat. Spare a thought for all those people who have turned in to caterpillars, flies and grasshoppers.

 

[HertsWolf]

idea: place full of cheap antiques u pay like a fiver then get to smash everything up for like 5 mins. like vases and china and shit, be called the smash smashaleum or something corny

Or pub-crawling as we used to call it.

 

[HertsWolf]

I'm never going to get to

 

[Stevencc]

I'm never going to get to

Plagiarist.

 

[HertsWolf]

Plagiarist.

Ah right. Scanned quickly to see if anyone had written it, but yours was long and <yawn>

Anyway, it's possibly what most people actually do.

Anyway, why should you have a monopoly on not getting to the end of your

 

[Stevencc]

Beca

 

[JaseTheVillain]

WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT!?

 

[eightiesrobin]

"Oh shit"

 

[epic73]

Say Messi is worth $100 million. Could Manchester United purchase him for several very nice houses?

 

[blade1889]

Thinking about one of your threads normally does the job

 

[East End Hammer]

This boob is very soft tonight

 

[The Iron]

Donny are going down.