What would you want it to say on your grave stone?

[hbk4894]

The more random the better.

 

[Stevencc]

Cuntfuck.

 

[Cheese & Biscuits]

The more random the better.

That's quite an apt description for you for your gravestone.

 

[JimJams]

Joseph Faversnatch lies here.
So clearly you're in the wrong fucking place.

 

[hodge]

'hodge' is still alive, this gravestone was bought and place here because why the fuck not...

 

[Womble98]

"I told you I was ill". Stole that one.

 

[slaphead]

Thank fuck I don;t have to put up with any more hbk threads.

 

[SALTIRE]

'He couldnae be arsed.'

 

[Magic]

'I asked to be cremated.'

 

[PaulHaddock]

"Over my dead body"

 

[JaseTheVillain]

"Fuck off, I'm trying to sleep!"

 

[claret50]

Nothing.... as there won't be one.

 

[mowgli]

"Fuck off and leave me in peace,something you never did when i was alive"!

 

[KevinMcallister]

"Died by a single shot to the stomach, the shot was a Fireball bomb"

 

[Stevencc]

Nothing.... as there won't be one.

Cremation or the secret to everlasting life?

 

[G.B]

when i'm dead, just throw me in the trash

 

[Cheese & Biscuits]

when i'm dead, just throw me in the trash

*recycling

 

[claret50]

Cremation or the secret to everlasting life?

Plain old cremation with ashes to be scattered in England.

 

[blade1889]

I know I said I didn't want any tears but you could look a little less happy

 

[johnnytodd]

" tap 3 times if NASA have admitted it yet "

 

[KevinMcallister]

" tap 3 times if NASA have admitted it yet "

 

[johnnytodd]

how would that prove anything? i'm not saying there's no space yer divvy...LOL

 

[KevinMcallister]

I thought you were one of them that believes the Earth isn't a globe?

 

[johnnytodd]

I thought you were one of them that believes the Earth isn't a globe?

Thats Silky mate.

 

[epic73]

¨Before I die, I want to finish a sente-

 

[epic73]

"I told you I was ill". Stole that one.

My dad's cousin actually had that on his gravestone.

 

[Indian Dan]

Oxford bastards

 

[Leo]

"Closed for lunch.....Back shortly".

 

[Cornish Piskie]

Na na na na
Na na na na
Hey hey
Goodbye.

 

[Luc@]

I'm immortal, so I guess I'll never have a grave stone.