worried womble
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RefWatch; Ref for the first Accy game in our magnificent bid for freedom from L2 is Stephen Martin, 32, an accounts manager from Staffordshire. FL ref since '12. Has the lowest card & foul count of any ref we've had this season; in 37 games he's given just 83 Y & 5 R, and went 6 games without even giving a card two years ago. Akinfenwa must be creaming his knickers. Says he 'loves the sights & smells of football grounds' and 'loves reffing, even when it's pouring'. Yes, well, looking at your hairstyle I'm sure the smell of wet balls are very close to your heart, Stephen.
Reffed Wombles 5 times with no wins so far; the 1-0 away loss to Rushden in '10 (4Y); the 5-2 away humping of Tamworth in '11 (4Y); the 3-1 away loss to Creepy when Bulman got a red for them, and Mulley a red for us; the 2-0 away loss to Exeter in '12; the vital 2-2 draw with Exeter in '13 when Luke Moore got two goals in five minutes to give us real hope of staying up in that awful season, and the 3-0 home loss to Morecambe in '14. Reffed Accies 5 times (W2 D2 L1), most recently the 1-1 away draw to Daggers in '12.
Hates the scum. Reffed the 5-0 hammering by Burnley in Jan & the 2-1 defeat to Forest on Saturday, as well as two losses last season. Top man. Hates them. We're coming for you, you franchise bastards, we're coming for you, and when we're done, the only sound you'll hear will be the lamentations of your whores as you douse the flames on your fucking caravans. God, I should listen to Bette Midler more often when I'm doing RefWatch, I get so emotional.
AnagramWatch; Stephen Martin = Permanent Shit.
KettleWatch; Retiring, it seems. Imagine Accies, if Trevor Kettle hadn't blown for half time when Billy Kee was scoring you'd probably be in L1 now. We'll miss you, Trevor.
Reffed Wombles 5 times with no wins so far; the 1-0 away loss to Rushden in '10 (4Y); the 5-2 away humping of Tamworth in '11 (4Y); the 3-1 away loss to Creepy when Bulman got a red for them, and Mulley a red for us; the 2-0 away loss to Exeter in '12; the vital 2-2 draw with Exeter in '13 when Luke Moore got two goals in five minutes to give us real hope of staying up in that awful season, and the 3-0 home loss to Morecambe in '14. Reffed Accies 5 times (W2 D2 L1), most recently the 1-1 away draw to Daggers in '12.
Hates the scum. Reffed the 5-0 hammering by Burnley in Jan & the 2-1 defeat to Forest on Saturday, as well as two losses last season. Top man. Hates them. We're coming for you, you franchise bastards, we're coming for you, and when we're done, the only sound you'll hear will be the lamentations of your whores as you douse the flames on your fucking caravans. God, I should listen to Bette Midler more often when I'm doing RefWatch, I get so emotional.
AnagramWatch; Stephen Martin = Permanent Shit.
KettleWatch; Retiring, it seems. Imagine Accies, if Trevor Kettle hadn't blown for half time when Billy Kee was scoring you'd probably be in L1 now. We'll miss you, Trevor.