Worst player you have seen your team face

[hbk4894]

Of all time

Got to be Matthew upson

 

[Millwall_Matt]

Brandon Ormonde-Ottewill from Swindon, without question

 

[Libertadores FC]

German Alemanno

 

[LS Bantam]

Jason Gavin

 

[Fedora Dale]

Exodus Geoghagan.

 

[KeithH]

Benny bleeding Phillips

 

[SaddlerJonny]

Kevin Davies - he was so bad that it was like he was playing for us as a 3rd centre back,

 

[Walkley_Owl]

Of all time

Got to be Matthew upson

You're a fucking idiot!

 

[RotherhamDale]

Jude Stirling.

Belting long throw though.

 

[TrinidadsNumberOne]

Since promotion

2012-13 - Jeffrey Monakana (Preston)
2013-14 - Tom Eaves (Shrewsbury)
2014-15 - Derrick Williams (Bristol City)
2015-16 - Probably Michael Higdon (Oldham)

 

[SF_]

I remember Oldham having a particularly bad defender called Kusunga or something.

Other than than the entire Carlisle team from 13-14 and the entire Crewe team from last season.

 

[TomPNE94]

Since promotion

2012-13 - Jeffrey Monakana (Preston)

He was actually alright for us. Better than David fucking Amoo anyway!

 

[TrinidadsNumberOne]

He was actually alright for us. Better than David fucking Amoo anyway!

His performance at Gresty Road that season was hilarious, he couldn't trap a bag of sand and kept letting easy passes go out for throw ins.

 

[DH84]

Bartosz Bialkowski when he was playing for Southampton

 

[Geosaddler]

Since promotion
2013-14 - Tom Eaves (Shrewsbury)

Good shout with Eaves. He genuinely missed a 1 yard open goal against us for the sloppies a few years back. After about 20 minutes of donkey chants, he totally fell to pieces and the manager subbed him off. Comedy gold.

 

[TrinidadsNumberOne]

Good shout with Eaves. He genuinely missed a 1 yard open goal against us for the sloppies a few years back. After about 20 minutes of donkey chants, he totally fell to pieces and the manager subbed him off. Comedy gold.

Missed a 90th minute one on one to give Shrewsbury an absolute shithouse victory at Gresty Road back in 2013-14. Then in the return game he spent more time on his arse than on his feet. He really should try another sport as he couldn't do anything with his feet whatsoever.

 

[rudebwoyben]

Seems that players who have super long throws are pretty rubbish at anything else!

 

[Shrimpurh]

Seems that players who have super long throws are pretty rubbish at anything else!

Our Ryan Leonard defies this but generally speaking I'd agree

 

[rudebwoyben]

The sad thing is that both Exodus and Jude Stirling have played for us!

 

[THE LAST WALTZ]

What about Sam Muggleton?
He has a huge throw, how is he getting on at your place?

 

[rudebwoyben]

What about Sam Muggleton?
He has a huge throw, how is he getting on at your place?

Let's just say he's not exactly disproving what I said in this thread a few posts back, although I feel that I can't be too hard on him as he's still just a kid.

 

[dannylad01]

Missed a 90th minute one on one to give Shrewsbury an absolute shithouse victory at Gresty Road back in 2013-14. Then in the return game he spent more time on his arse than on his feet. He really should try another sport as he couldn't do anything with his feet whatsoever.

In addition to those classic moments, Eaves also missed a 90th minute one on one at Molineux which would have robbed us a 1-0 win against Wolves on their promotion march. Instead of squaring the ball to Taylor in acres of space and an open goal, our hero played a perfect back pass to the keeper.

He didn't do too badly in his 12/13 spell with us, scoring a few goals. However that 13/14 season he thought he was too big time having signed a new contract at Bolton and was utterly hopeless. He was at Bury for a bit last season, not sure where he is now, probably doing his hair somewhere.

 

[dannylad01]

The stand out shocker against us that I can remember is a young keeper Luke Simpson for Accrington last season. He kicked the ball against Mangan in the first few minutes for our first goal, nearly did it again straight after, dropped everything that came in his box before running past the ball resulting in him pulling Mangan down to concede a penalty and get sent off before half time. If he hadn't been sent off I wouldn't have been surprised to see him subbed off he was that bad.

 

[finley]

Lee Hughes for Notts County,murderer.

 

[The Hand of Dom]

Exodus Geoghagan.

Jude Stirling.

Belting long throw though.

Urgh.

Both of these names still give me nightmares. Awful.