worried womble
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RefWatch; Ref for York v Wombles game (P14, W8, D2, L4) is Nigel Miller, 55, a big, scary looking ex-cop from Durham (his son Andy is linesmanning). Hardest looking ref in the league, image of Tywin Lannister (pre crossbow on the shitter). Oldest one too - they did have to retire at 48, but everyone was too scared to tell Big Nige. Has a big, booming voice that travels miles, which came in handy when he was fighting Orcs in Mordor with Frodo and battling Ned Stark in (Jeff)Winterfell. Breeds prize winning birds and roosters as a hobby, has a huge aviary at the back of his house, so he's used to getting woken up by a pair of massive big black cocks every morning (just like his mum). Ashley Barnes got a 4 match ban for deliberately tripping him in a Brighton v Bolton game in '13. Reffed Wombles twice, a 3-1 away loss to Bradford in Dec '11 in FA Cup 2nd round (3Y), and the 0-0 draw away to Fleetwood in March last year (1Y). Reffed York twice, both draws (5Y, 1R). Hates the scum, reffed them once against Oldham & they lost 2-1. Hates them. Top man. Home win % is 35% - quite low. In 35 games last season he gave 88 Y & 1 R - average Y, low R.
Anagram Watch; Ref Nigel Miller = Rile Elf Gremlin. I'll Feel Me Ring. Frill Minge Leer
Anagram Watch; Ref Nigel Miller = Rile Elf Gremlin. I'll Feel Me Ring. Frill Minge Leer