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Gonna have a cheeky wank in the shower later.
 

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Should I have one terry's chocolate orange, or two? Hmmm..
 

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Don't use shower gel to 'assist' you - it burns

Yeah - I quickly learnt that in my teens. I like varying between lotions, and baby powder (not in the shower tho) for different feelz.
 

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Yeah - I quickly learnt that in my teens. I like varying between lotions, and baby powder (not in the shower tho) for different feelz.

Anyone every found out why it burns so much?
 

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Became a favva to a beautiful boy at 11:56pm last night. Mum had to have emergency cesarean because of complications but both are doing great. Watching a c-sec is one of the most bizarre but wonderful things you will ever see, and being a dad... Fucking epic feeling.

So yea, that's my life as of now!
 

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Became a favva to a beautiful boy at 11:56pm last night. Mum had to have emergency cesarean because of complications but both are doing great. Watching a c-sec is one of the most bizarre but wonderful things you will ever see, and being a dad... Fucking epic feeling.

So yea, that's my life as of now!

You're winning at life mate. Congratulations!
 

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Congratulations.

Now you are really in for it.
 

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Became a favva to a beautiful boy at 11:56pm last night. Mum had to have emergency cesarean because of complications but both are doing great. Watching a c-sec is one of the most bizarre but wonderful things you will ever see, and being a dad... Fucking epic feeling.

So yea, that's my life as of now!
On my birthday as well, nice! Congratulations to you both. :D
 

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Congratulations to you & the missus, especially your wife as she did all the hard work while you just enjoyed yourself!! :)
 

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Became a favva to a beautiful boy at 11:56pm last night. Mum had to have emergency cesarean because of complications but both are doing great. Watching a c-sec is one of the most bizarre but wonderful things you will ever see, and being a dad... Fucking epic feeling.

So yea, that's my life as of now!

Great way to bring in the new year! Massive congrats :)
 

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I'm sat on the crapper. Life is good.
 

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Gonna have a coffee then jump in the shower, down the bookies for 10am, back up the road and await instruction....steak pie dinner around 5-6pm. That's me for the day.
 

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Going to bed..... goodnight.
 
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I feel my life for the first time in 5 years is looking up after so much heartache that i felt i hadn't anything to live for, thankfully i have a missus who gives me a kick up the arse and making me realise there are a lot of people in a worse situation than i'm in so i should be content. 2016 was a really bad year for me losing friends and family which i took hard and she lost her dad. We decided together from now on we will not be brought down by setbacks in our lives but to move on on and enjoy the years we have left.
 

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I feel my life for the first time in 5 years is looking up after so much heartache that i felt i hadn't anything to live for, thankfully i have a missus who gives me a kick up the arse and making me realise there are a lot of people in a worse situation than i'm in so i should be content. 2016 was a really bad year for me losing friends and family which i took hard and she lost her dad. We decided together from now on we will not be brought down by setbacks in our lives but to move on on and enjoy the years we have left.
Until one of you have an affair.
 

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Became a favva to a beautiful boy at 11:56pm last night. Mum had to have emergency cesarean because of complications but both are doing great. Watching a c-sec is one of the most bizarre but wonderful things you will ever see, and being a dad... Fucking epic feeling.

So yea, that's my life as of now!

Congratulations to you mate.

I'm enjoying my last day off before returning to work tomorrow. The missus is pregnant and ready to pop. The due date was yesterday so it could be anytime really. I'm just ready to join the father club and meet my little 'un!
 

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Congratulations to you mate.

I'm enjoying my last day off before returning to work tomorrow. The missus is pregnant and ready to pop. The due date was yesterday so it could be anytime really. I'm just ready to join the father club and meet my little 'un!
thought you got 2 weeks off nowadays if your mrs has a baby? lad in our stores did.
 

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thought you got 2 weeks off nowadays if your mrs has a baby? lad in our stores did.
I got 2 days! Dog shit. I think it should be a law to be at least 2 weeks. Booked the whole of Jan off with annual leave though.
 

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I got 2 days! Dog shit. I think it should be a law to be at least 2 weeks. Booked the whole of Jan off with annual leave though.
I'm pretty sure its changed, not sure if you get full pay though but he was defo off for 2 weeks paternal
 

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Two days?! That's rubbish! You should get two weeks tops for paternity leave. Pay is a bit shit for it as you get around £140 per week but it's better than nothing I suppose.
 

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Well yea, there's stat paternity pay but it's rubbish. I got 2 days full pay, may as well use leave for the rest. Stat pay is not really doable, I couldn't afford it
 

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