1FF Wars

[Stagat]

Stags to Winterfell and Mount Doom

 

[Munkiki]

3DD use a Phoenix Down to revive Ellen Ripley.

STAG give Dice Upgrade to Captain America taking him to 2D12.

Pokémon Stadium
Lightweight
Random Character Fight
Charmeleon – 12BR 3HP 1D6 (3DD) vs Katniss Everdeen – 11BR 2HP 1D6 (T6) vs 1

T6 gain +1BR in fights vs 3DD. Katniss is boosted to 11BR.

Mount Doom
Lightweight
Death Match
Ellen Ripley w/Portal Gun – 11BR 1HP 1D6 (3DD) vs The Undertaker w/Combat MG – 13BR 3HP 1D6 (STAG) vs 1

Nostromo
Middleweight
Kevin McCallister – 15BR 3HP 1D12 (3DD) vs OAF vs 1

Normandy Beach
Middleweight
Sagat – 14BR 3HP 1D6 (STAG) vs 1 vs 1

Oblivion
Heavyweight
Death Match
Bub and Bob – 5BR 1HP 1D6 (STAG) vs 1 vs 1

Winterfell
Heavyweight
Faction Battle
Lex Luthor – 10BR 3HP 1D6 (T6) vs Scott Pilgrim – 20BR 3HP 1D6 (3DD) vs Independence Day UFO – 20BR 2HP 1D6 (STAG)

T6 gain +1BR in fights vs 3DD. Lex is boosted to 10BR.

Rapture
Bonus
Tag Team Battle
Winner gets 6 offers next week (teams losing/not entering get none)
Captain America w/Valyrian Steel – 17BR 2HP 2D12 & Gene Hunt – 5BR 3HP 1D6 (STAG) vs M. Bison w/the Golden Axe – 20BR 2HP 1D6 & Pingu – 20BR 5HP 2D12 (3DD) vs 2

 

[Munkiki]

Pokémon Stadium
Lightweight
Random Character Fight
Charmeleon – 12BR 3HP 1D6 (3DD) vs Katniss Everdeen – 11BR 2HP 1D6 (T6)

Eager to quash questions about her being the figurehead to T6's rebellion vs 3DD, Katniss upped her game this week to crush the recently evolved Charmeleon. Despite the odds being massively against them, it seems T6 aren't going without a fight.

Mount Doom
Lightweight
Death Match
Ellen Ripley w/Portal Gun – 11BR 1HP 1D6 (3DD) vs The Undertaker w/Combat MG – 13BR 3HP 1D6 (STAG)

So yeah, Ripley climbed out of her grave only for the Undertaker to send her straight back to where she came from.

Nostromo
Middleweight
Kevin McCallister (3DD) uncontested

Normandy Beach
Middleweight
Sagat (STAG) uncontested

Oblivion
Heavyweight
Death Match
Bub and Bob (STAG) uncontested

Winterfell
Heavyweight
Faction Battle
Lex Luthor – 10BR 3HP 1D6 (T6) vs Scott Pilgrim – 20BR 3HP 1D6 (3DD) vs Independence Day UFO – 20BR 2HP 1D6 (STAG)

Perhaps lifted by Katniss' earlier win, Lex came flying out of the blocks. The UFO took a hell of beating and was the first to fall. Lex made a good fist of it but in the end Scott's superiority showed as he eased to the win for 3DD.

Rapture
Bonus
Tag Team Battle
Winner gets 6 offers next week (teams losing/not entering get none)
Captain America w/Valyrian Steel – 17BR 2HP 2D12 & Gene Hunt – 5BR 3HP 1D6 (STAG) vs M. Bison w/the Golden Axe – 20BR 2HP 1D6 & Pingu – 20BR 5HP 2D12 (3DD)

Up first, Cap and M. Bison. Bison came straight at Cap with the Golden Axe but the avenger was ready for him. The axe was no match for the strength of the Valyrian Steel and upon contact went flying from Bison's grip. Cap ruthlessly dumped his unarmed opponent out of the arena. Pingu came straight in giving Cap no time to regroup. The two locked in fierce battle with neither appearing to want to give an inch. Cap hit early blows but a loss of concentration midway through saw him take a lot of damage. Pingu took advantage and, despite a strong finish from Cap, edged the fight. Gene Hunt was in next, looking hugely out of his depth and so it proved. His attempt was akin to...

His rolls were so bad that Pingu literally couldn't lose this fight - even if he got three 1s, that would've been enough for a draw. He didn't, he scored really well and the victory was so comprehensive that it's a miracle Gene Hunt wasn't killed outright.

 

[The Hand of Dom]

Another mixed week!

 

[Munkiki]

3DD:
Lose Pokémon Stadium
Charmeleon loses 1HP
Lose Mount Doom
Ellen Ripley is killed
Gain £30,000
Gain £80,000
Gain Winterfell
Gain faction offer
Gain £80,000
Gain Rapture
Gain all next week's offers
M. Bison loses 1HP


STAG:
Gain £20,000
Gain Mount Doom
The Undertake gains 2BR
Gain £30,000
Gain £30,000
Independence Day UFO loses 1HP
Lose Rapture
Captain America gains 1BR and loses 1HP
Gene Hunt loses 1HP
Lose next week's offers

T6:
Gain £20,000
Gain Pokémon Stadium
Katniss Everdeen gains 1BR
Lose Winterfell
Lex Luthor loses 1HP
Lose next week's offers

Edit - wages/earnings done.

 

[Munkiki]

3DD sign:

Rocky Balboa – 9BR 5HP 1D6 – £300,000/£29,000 – Eye of the Tiger

Dice Upgrade – £50,000 (upgrades the dice of a character of your choosing)

 

[Oaf]

This little bastard uses his expert property buying skills to work a deal where Stagnificent are able to purchase Vice City from 3DD! 50k is transferred from Stags accounts to 3DD, in exchange for Vice City.

3DD buy:

Bulbasaur [Pokémon] – 6BR 3HP 1D6 – £100,000/£10,000 – Potential/Evolution

And instantly use Xaviers school to give him +1BR.

Kevin McCallister gets a dice upgrade!

 

[Oaf]

I'm reluctant to set a deadline for the fight card right now because I don't know when I'm going to be around... shifts at work keep chopping and changing.

 

[Veggie Legs]

Further confirmation that Monopoly is a shit game.

 

[Magic]

I'm reluctant to set a deadline for the fight card right now because I don't know when I'm going to be around... shifts at work keep chopping and changing.

Can we see the card even if it might be a longer deadline?

 

[Munkiki]

Week 36:

Pokémon Stadium
Lightweight
T6 vs 3DD vs 1

Jakku
Lightweight
Death Match
STAG vs 1 vs 1

WWE Arena
Middleweight
Death Match
STAG vs 1 vs 1

South Park
Middleweight
Double Dice
STAG vs 1 vs 1

Rapture
Heavyweight
3DD vs OAF vs 1

Vice City
Heavyweight
Death Match
STAG vs 3DD vs 1

Wonderland
Bonus
Winner loots losing team(s) for a random territory, item and amount of their money (from 20% to 50%)
3DD vs 1 vs 1


OAF to Rapture

Deadline: 2pm, tomorrow

 

[The Hand of Dom]

3DD to vice city

 

[markpvfc]

T6 to Xavier's School

 

[Munkiki]

Kirk sets a course. The lightweight clash at Xavier's School has been relocated to Pokémon Stadium

Pokémon Stadium
Lightweight
T6 vs 1 vs 1

 

[Leewilson]

3DD to Pokemon Stadium

 

[Techno Natch]

stags to Pokémon stadium andWonderland

 

[Munkiki]

Pokémon Stadium
Lightweight
Lex Luthor – 10BR 2HP 1D6 (T6) vs Rocky Balboa w/the Golden Axe – 12BR 5HP 1D6 (3DD) vs Bub and Bob w/Valyrian Steel – 8BR 1HP 1D6 (STAG)

T6 gain +1BR in fights against 3DD taking Lex up to 10BR.

Jakku
Lightweight
Death Match
Gene Hunt – 5BR 2HP 1D6 (STAG) vs 1 vs 1

WWE Arena
Middleweight
Death Match
The Undertaker – 12BR 3HP 1D6 (STAG) vs 1 vs 1

South Park
Middleweight
Double Dice
The Flash – 15BR 2HP 1D8 (STAG) vs 1 vs 1

Rapture
Heavyweight
Kevin McCallister – 20BR 3HP 1D12+1D6 (3DD) vs Werewolf Wolverine – 20BR 1HP 1D12+1D10 (OAF) vs 1

Vice City
Heavyweight
Death Match
Captain America w/Combat MG – 18BR 1HP 2D12 (STAG) vs M. Bison w/Portal Gun – 19BR 1HP 1D6 (3DD) vs 1

Wonderland
Bonus
Winner loots losing team(s) for a random territory, item and amount of their money (from 20% to 50%)
Pingu – 20BR 5HP 2D12 (3DD) vs Emile Heskey – 2BR 2HP 1D6 (STAG) vs 1

Pingu uses Seeker to bring in Donald Duck.

Pingu – 20BR 5HP 2D12 (3DD) vs Donald Duck – 11BR 1HP 1D6 (STAG) vs 1

 

[Munkiki]

Pokémon Stadium
Lightweight
Lex Luthor – 10BR 2HP 1D6 (T6) vs Rocky Balboa w/the Golden Axe – 12BR 5HP 1D6 (3DD) vs Bub and Bob w/Valyrian Steel – 8BR 1HP 1D6 (STAG)

Not a massive amount of difference between these lightweights and as such it was a closely fought battle. Bub and Bob did better than expected but unsurprisingly were the first to make way. Lex didn't last much longer. Rocky had the BR advantage and in the end it proved crucial

Things looking even more bleak for T6 now. Losing a territory means they're overcapacity and will have to release someone

Jakku
Lightweight
Death Match
Gene Hunt – 5BR 2HP 1D6 (STAG) uncontested

WWE Arena
Middleweight
Death Match
The Undertaker – 12BR 3HP 1D6 (STAG) uncontested

South Park
Middleweight
Double Dice
The Flash – 15BR 2HP 1D8 (STAG) uncontested

Rapture
Heavyweight
Kevin McCallister – 20BR 3HP 1D12+1D6 (3DD) vs Werewolf Wolverine – 20BR 1HP 1D12+1D10 (OAF)

An interesting battle here as Kevin, boosted by his home defence, is only a couple of dice upgrades behind Wolverine. His usual traps didn't catch out Wolverine though and he soon found himself face to face with his opponent. Frozen in terror, the boy didn't offer up much resistance as Wolverine slashed at him until he fell unconscious.

Vice City
Heavyweight
Death Match
Captain America w/Combat MG – 18BR 1HP 2D12 (STAG) vs M. Bison w/Portal Gun – 19BR 1HP 1D6 (3DD)

Cap is a deadly adversary at the best of times. Knowing the importance of this fight, not just in regard to the territory but to his life, only served to magnify his intensity. Bison got off to the best possible start (rolling maximum BR!) but despite that, he couldn't maintain that level for very long. Cap shrugged off the attacks before shooting his opponent to pieces.

Wonderland
Bonus
Winner loots losing team(s) for a random territory, item and amount of their money (from 20% to 50%)
Pingu – 20BR 5HP 2D12 (3DD) vs Donald Duck – 11BR 1HP 1D6 (STAG)

This actually wasn't as one-sided as one might have expected. Donald almost performed to his absolute maximum (rolling 10+6). Still, he was no match for Pingu who had him beaten before even landing his final blow.

While Stags were taking care of the duck's lifeless body, some 3DD members took the opportunity to loot Stag HQ. There they managed to escape with the deeds to Orgrimmar, a dice upgrade and £265,350.

 

[Munkiki]

3DD:
Gain £20,000
Gain Pokémon Stadium
Rocky Balboa gains 1BR
Lose Rapture
Kevin McCallister loses 1HP
M. Bison is killed
Gain £265,350
Gain Orgrimmar
Gain Dice Upgrade

STAG:
Bub and Bob are killed
Gain £30,000
Gain £30,000
Gain £30,000
Gain £80,000
Captain America gains 1BR
Lose £265,350
Lose Orgrimmar
Lose Dice Upgrade
Donald Duck is killed

T6:
Lose Pokémon Stadium
Lex Luthor loses 1HP

 

[Magic]

Four months and counting! And to think we were destined to die weeks ago from that ufo...

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[Magic]

Also, it amazes me that with each game I get more and more impressed. I thought survivor was awesome...this is absolutely absurd that it even exists. Can't believe there are such enjoyable games from such creative minds on many other sites out there.

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[Munkiki]

Wages/earnings paid (T6's to be confirmed when they've released - have until 10am tomorrow else one will be picked at random)


Noticing his absence from the celebratory feast, Kirk goes to find Kevin. Hearing a struggle he bursts into his room just in time to see a hit-man disappear through the window. With Kevin collapsed on the floor, Kirk rushes over to check on him. He's bleeding heavily from a stab wound. He loses 1HP.

 

[Munkiki]

With Kevin now receiving treatment at the local hospital, Sagat takes his opportunity to sneak into his room while the other 3DD members are getting an update from his doctor. Upon seeing Kevin laying there helpless, he unleashes a fucking great knee smash on him.

Kevin is killed.

 

[The Hand of Dom]

 

[Munkiki]

Stags collect £100,000

Offers sent. Deadline: tomorrow, 2pm

 

[Munkiki]

T6 release Jigsaw

Stags buy a med-pack and immediately give it to Captain America.

Bulbasaur gains +1BR through Xavier's School.

 

[Munkiki]

Stags sign:

Tyler Durden – 3BR 1HP 1D6 – £400,000/£26,000 – Leader: Fight Club/Where is my mind?

Week 37 Fight Card:

Goldenrod City
Lightweight
Death Match
STAG vs 1 vs 1

Quahog
Lightweight
STAG vs T6 vs 3DD

Vice City
Middleweight
Trick or Treat Fight
STAG vs 3DD vs T6

TARDIS
Middleweight
Death Match
3DD vs 1 vs 1

Jurassic Park
Heavyweight
STAG vs 1 vs 1

Mt Olympus
Heavyweight
Death Match
3DD vs 1 vs 1

Metropolis
Bonus – £500,000 and Offer Boost (6 offers total, 3 guaranteed item offers)
Death Match
3DD vs 1 vs 1

Deadline: tomorrow, 2pm

 

[Munkiki]

Kirk sets a course. The middleweight clash at Winterfell has been relocated to Vice City

Vice City
Middleweight
Trick or Treat Fight
STAG vs 1 vs 1

 

[Leewilson]

3DD to Vice City

 

[markpvfc]

T6 to Quahog and Vice City