Gulliball
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Levice is a town of 36 000 people in the Nitra region of Western Slovakia. It lies on the left bank of the Hron river, 40km away from the City of Nitra, 110km east of Bratislava and 25km from the Hungarian border. Just in case anyone is still struggling to place this on a map, I have very kindly done it for you. The arrow is mine anyway, someone else drew the towns and cities on.
The Old Slavic name of the town was Leva, which means "the Left One". In the present day, Levice's heraldic animal is the lion, and the town's colours are green and yellow. This is not just filler copied and pasted off Wikipedia either, I had to type it out myself as I forgot how to copy and paste.
The town has a lovely looking castle, and is also the home of one 'notable person' , Geographer Kalman Kittenberger. I was actually born in 1981, not 1881, but I was typing in a hurry. If they want 100% historical accuracy then they shouldn't let just anyone edit their pages.
Ok, I haven't actually had anything published yet, but it will save editing the page later. For through my Geographical exploits, I intend to put Levice on the map. Metaphorically speaking of course, I think I have already proven beyond reasonable doubt that we are on most reputable maps.
To boost my income as a poorly paid Geographicalist I have taken a part time job managing the local football team. It's not much money, and not what I really wanted to do, but the video store didn't have any vacancies.
Never having watched a football match before, I had to do a bit of research. FK Slovan Levice were founded in 1911, charge £3 a game to get in (£19 for a season ticket), are worth £65k (which seems awfully high) and are predicted to finish 12th out of 12 in the 2nd Division in the coming season. With such low expectations I am not expecting to have to work too hard, so perhaps the video store thing was a lucky break.
On the footballing side, the Club has £58 250 in the bank, largely funded by a £33.25k a season sponsorship deal. They are currently spending £736 a week in wages, so plenty of room to work within the £3k a week budget that I have been given by the Chairman.
The Old Slavic name of the town was Leva, which means "the Left One". In the present day, Levice's heraldic animal is the lion, and the town's colours are green and yellow. This is not just filler copied and pasted off Wikipedia either, I had to type it out myself as I forgot how to copy and paste.
The town has a lovely looking castle, and is also the home of one 'notable person' , Geographer Kalman Kittenberger. I was actually born in 1981, not 1881, but I was typing in a hurry. If they want 100% historical accuracy then they shouldn't let just anyone edit their pages.
Ok, I haven't actually had anything published yet, but it will save editing the page later. For through my Geographical exploits, I intend to put Levice on the map. Metaphorically speaking of course, I think I have already proven beyond reasonable doubt that we are on most reputable maps.
To boost my income as a poorly paid Geographicalist I have taken a part time job managing the local football team. It's not much money, and not what I really wanted to do, but the video store didn't have any vacancies.
Never having watched a football match before, I had to do a bit of research. FK Slovan Levice were founded in 1911, charge £3 a game to get in (£19 for a season ticket), are worth £65k (which seems awfully high) and are predicted to finish 12th out of 12 in the 2nd Division in the coming season. With such low expectations I am not expecting to have to work too hard, so perhaps the video store thing was a lucky break.
On the footballing side, the Club has £58 250 in the bank, largely funded by a £33.25k a season sponsorship deal. They are currently spending £736 a week in wages, so plenty of room to work within the £3k a week budget that I have been given by the Chairman.
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