The Sports Direct worst 50 1FF posters list

[Rammy]

I have no idea who most of these people are.

 

[Humongous Fungus]

I'm gonna be a c***/mug here and ask why you're listing the top 80 and yet the thread is named the 50 worst?

 

[Scumarmy.]

I'm gonna be a c***/mug here and ask why you're listing the top 80 and yet the thread is named the 50 worst?

Humongous c***.

 

[lordofthepies]

I'm gonna be a c***/mug here and ask why you're listing the top 80 and yet the thread is named the 50 worst?

I wish I'd voted for you now.

 

[Cheese & Biscuits]

Pointing out FACTS isn't being a mug. You're a hero. Fucking farce of a poll.

 

[ZianfrancoGoal]

I'm gonna be a c***/mug here and ask why you're listing the top 80 and yet the thread is named the 50 worst?

because every other shitpoll on here does it, mountainous anus

now fuck off, you monumental mental, you massive sieve, you colossal fossil

 

[Red]

I have no idea who most of these people are.

Why have you got a photo of a cat that looks like Hitler in your avatar?

 

[oakroader]

well i must say,you've got some front
for considering me a worthy c***.
some of the posts definitely don't flatter
taking the piss outta a poor little hatter.
but its comforting to see I've made the list
obviously voted for by the drugged and pissed.
so before I'm gone and long forgotten
I thank you all from the heart of my bottom.

 

[JoeJoeJoeJoe]

View attachment 1073 well I must say that you've got some front
for considering me a worthy c***.
some of the posts definitely don't flatter
taking the piss outta a poor little hatter.
but its comforting to see I've made the list
obviously voted for by the drugged and pissed.
so before I'm gone and long forgotten
I thank you all from the heart of my bottom.

Poems are gay mate.

 

[oakroader]

Poems are gay mate.

 

[Bottega Don]

Joe's been absolutely bodied right there.

 

[JoeJoeJoeJoe]

View attachment 1074

Jesus hates homosexuals. :mowbray:

 

[oakroader]

 

[JoeJoeJoeJoe]

View attachment 1076

 

[oakroader]

 

[Rammy]

Why have you got a photo of a cat that looks like Hitler in your avatar?

That's a milk carton actually.

 

[Steady]

Joint 62nd (7 points)

B2TF
BigDaveCUFC
Craig
Ian
John Locke
MorDon
TTOCS

A few more no-name c*** are nominated who I simply refuse to waste my breath on. B2TF, John Locke, MorDon, TTOCs: you can all fuck off you mugs.

A familiar three names round off the joint 62nders, however. Captain TNA Big Dave receives a nomination, along with old skool cliquers Craig and Ian. One wonders whether Craig has been mugged off due to his shit device, while the artist formerly known as Rory FallIAN is named despite being a sporadic poster after joining TFF's far east contingent.

 

[slaphead]

B2TF a no-name? You need to get back to your spiritual home of the non-league forum and see him in action.

You're right about him being a c*** though.

 

[Hooped Wizard]

I voted the Dingle leftie scum.

 

[Craig]

Well that's disappointing, was hoping a member of significance voted for me.

 

[Hooped Wizard]

Well that's disappointing, was hoping a member of significance voted for me.

Oh please my dear get back in that dirty dingle socialist mudhut of yours.

 

[ZianfrancoGoal]

Well that's disappointing, was hoping a member of significance voted for me.

yeah, same with me

ah well

 

[Oaf]

How did somebody vote for Dave? Nobody disagrees with him more than me in the wrestling forum, but I love the guy. Shame on you

 

[Martino Knockavelli]

Creg was 21st on my list. Sick of his bullshit. Insufferable, frankly.

 

[The Paranoid Pineapple]

Zfg is ace. Tbf a lot of people on this countdown are. Stop being wrong, 1ff

 

[Red]

That's a milk carton actually.

The Hitler cat was better

 

[Dr Mantis Toboggan]

jesus was hoping i'd place a lil better than joint 62nd ffs

 

[mase]

Creg was 21st on my list. Sick of his bullshit. Insufferable, frankly.

If I bothered to send a list in I'd have included you, I am yet to receive a gold envelope you c***.

 

[Steady]

Joint 59th (8 points, 1 list)

Ciderup
Satch
Scrumpy

Ciderup and Scrumpy are complete non-entities in my book, but have each wound one person up enough to receive a high nomination. They narrowly miss out on a place in the top 50, so sorry boys.

Satch, now known as Dziga Vertov on 1FF I believe, is another of the old skool clique to fall, and it seems as though his actions in the final days of TFF have led to him receiving 8 points here. Allouso can't even finish highest of the Johnny Foreigners on this vote, bless him.

Joint 57th (8 points, 2 lists)

Bilo
Richard Cranium

As it happens, nor can Satch. Everyone's second favourite Swedish Liverpool fan is voted on two lists to claim joint 57th. Bilo posts far less on 1FF than he did on TFF but he puts that down to his hectic work schedule, which appears to strangely coincide with Liverpool being shit. Could his lack of posts actually be down to...Karl...?

One of the best represented clubs on this list makes another appearance too with Richard Cranium. For this one, a picture truly does say a thousand words.

Dickhead.

 

[mistermagic]

So nobody hates me then? What a let down.