Things We Hate

[mowgli]

Cold callers are a nightmare for me even though i use the TPS service. I told one to f*ck off and put the phone down but he called me straight back having a go at me but hid his number the coward.

 

[Alty]

People who don't move down the aisle on an insanely busy train service.

Also, the UK rail system.

 

[Cashis]

People changing their dogshit diets to something extreme because it's January e.g. shake diets, cutting carbs completely, eating nothing but salads and then inevitably crashing halfway through the month. My brother's missus went on a shake diet an on her third day she was putting pizza and chips in the oven at 1 in the morning, stupid fucking bint.

 

[Hank]

Working in the motor trade at this time of year, it's bloody freezing.

 

[Pleg]

bastards

 

[G.B]

Pattinson estate agents and their endless quest to irritate me in to letting them sell my home, despite the fact I've never had anything to do with them in my life. Must have posted the same letter through my door a good 30 times by now.

 

[BlueBee]

Working in the motor trade at this time of year, it's bloody freezing.

Ye, I'm working on site right now which is effectively one big fridge....there's no windows or walls up.

Thankfully mummy Bluebee got me some lovely thermals, thermal socks and a snood for Christmas.

It's shit though....no one can possibly be serious about liking the winter over the summer.

 

[Posh Hammer]

When you're in the middle of a passionate love making sesh with a woman and they let out a little vagina fart.

Nothing worse for me.

 

[BlueBee]

It's called a queef.

 

[smat]

When you're in the middle of a passionate love making sesh with a woman and they let out a little vagina fart.

Nothing worse for me.

Personally I've never seen this happen, but it's apparently the sign of a fake orgasm and feeling of deep revulsion towards a partner. Hope this helps.

 

[Smally]

Having to repeat yourself because the person you're talking to doesn't listen. The joys of working in a call centre

 

[silkyman]

Pardon?

 

[Pliny Harris]

Ye, I'm working on site right now which is effectively one big fridge....there's no windows or walls up.

Thankfully mummy Bluebee got me some lovely thermals, thermal socks and a snood for Christmas.

It's shit though....no one can possibly be serious about liking the winter over the summer.

You're bound to still get a bit cold in that cropped Chelsea shirt and yer knickers.

 

[Skinner]

Ye, I'm working on site right now which is effectively one big fridge....there's no windows or walls up.

Thankfully mummy Bluebee got me some lovely thermals, thermal socks and a snood for Christmas.

It's shit though....no one can possibly be serious about liking the winter over the summer.

Where you working now

 

[BlueBee]

Old Street. There's a 500+ room student accommodation being built. Easy as fuck job but so fucking cold. You?

 

[Richard Cranium]

 

[Saddlerrad]

Losing posts!

 

[Skinner]

Old Street. There's a 500+ room student accommodation being built. Easy as fuck job but so fucking cold. You?

Is that the job where the scaffold tube fell down the other day? My mate works in Old Street, might be the same site as yours, he's a scaffolder.

Surrey Quays, probably my last day today though.

 

[BlueBee]

Think that was in Moorgate.

 

[Richard Cranium]

Dave from the Money supermarket adverts!

 

[T.A]

Best advert ever. Look at him strutting his stuff.

 

[Dave-Vale]

People who are negative for the sake of it.

 

[The Hand of Dom]

That money supermarket advert makes people so angry that they shut down forums

 

[Benito]

Lumbersexuals.

 

[slaphead]

First morning of entering a new training and diet regime and all I can think of is a nice big bacon sandwich dripping with butter and HP sauce. The human brain is a cruel thing.

*shuffles off to things we like thread*

 

[The Hand of Dom]

Butter is vile.

 

[Posh Hammer]

Marathons.

Did my first one on Friday, and now my body is literally fucked.

 

[Skinner]

First morning of entering a new training and diet regime and all I can think of is a nice big bacon sandwich dripping with butter and HP sauce. The human brain is a cruel thing.

*shuffles off to things we like thread*

I'm eating one right now, tastes good.

 

[White Army]

Milk

 

[BlueBee]

The thieving polish c*** at work who think it's alright to just take anything that isn't theirs.