Which would you choose?

[PRIDE OF CHESHIRE]

Suppose a genie suddenly appeared and said to you 'Right, you can either have a night in bed with Holly Willoughby or instead your team to take the League 2 title this season and also knock Spurs out of the FA Cup at Spurs ground'.
What would you choose?

 

[クレイグ]

Think I'd be questioning the genie on why he's giving me a choice and not three wishes. Must be a Yorkshire genie. Tight bastard.

 

[PRIDE OF CHESHIRE]

Think I'd be questioning the genie on why he's giving me a choice and not three wishes. Must be a Yorkshire genie. Tight bastard.

Yeh, the genie's from Sowerby Bridge.

 

[Indian Dan]

Holly Willoughby? Can’t stand her. Take the footy every time.

 

[クレイグ]

"Oh powerful Genie. I would like a mansion in the most beautiful location. I want the most beautiful wife imaginable. And I would like a Ferrari"

"Oh that's a bit greedy. Perhaps wish for something else?"

"I want Mark Hughes to play decent football"

"What colour ferrari?"

 

[PRIDE OF CHESHIRE]

Holly Willoughby? Can’t stand her. Take the footy every time.

She's gorgeous.
Surely you'd be tempted.

 

[Indian Dan]

Look, I’m knocking on a bit. Shagging isn’t what it was.

 

[PRIDE OF CHESHIRE]

Look, I’m knocking on a bit. Shagging isn’t what it was.

 

[Son of Cod]

Is Holly Willoughby up for it or is she just doing it because she owes the genie a favour or something?

 

[lordofthepies]

Is Holly Willoughby up for it or is she just doing it because she owes the genie a favour or something?

Are we just spending the night in bed together or is there some sexual intercourse on offer?

 

[PRIDE OF CHESHIRE]

Is Holly Willoughby up for it or is she just doing it because she owes the genie a favour or something?

Oh she's up for it alright.

 

[PRIDE OF CHESHIRE]

Are we just spending the night in bed together or is there some sexual intercourse on offer?

The full monty is on offer from Hols.

 

[クレイグ]

Now we're getting somewhere. Is Schofield in the closet?

 

[lordofthepies]

The full monty is on offer from Hols.

Cool. Holly's not really my type so I'd go with the title and smashing Spurs.

 

[PRIDE OF CHESHIRE]

Now we're getting somewhere. Is Schofield in the closet?

No, he'll be elsewhere getting bummed by his boyfriend whilst wearing a Man Utd shirt and stockings and suspenders.

 

[クレイグ]

No, he'll be elsewhere getting bummed by his boyfriend whilst wearing a Man Utd shirt and stockings and suspenders.

Ewwww that's absolutely disgusting. Why would anyone wear a Man U shirt?

 

[PRIDE OF CHESHIRE]

Cool. Holly's not really my type so I'd go with the title and smashing Spurs.

Fair enough.
But come on...Holly not your type?!!!

 

[PRIDE OF CHESHIRE]

Ewwww that's absolutely disgusting. Why would anyone wear a Man U shirt?

It takes all sorts I suppose.
Never understood it myself.

 

[ForzaCounty]

Can I compromise by taking a draw with Spurs and a quick nosh from Holly?

 

[PRIDE OF CHESHIRE]

Can I compromise by taking a draw with Spurs and a quick nosh from Holly?

Unfortunately no.
It's either one or the other.

 

[Son of Cod]

Oh she's up for it alright.

Okay, assuming I'm single in this hypothetical scenario and I won't be breaking anyone's heart and/or getting my balls chopped off then I'm going with Holly as we'll go up with Hurst at some point in the next few seasons anyway and we pretty much won the FA Cup last season and we beat Spurs in 05/06 too.

Cool. Holly's not really my type so I'd go with the title and smashing Spurs.

What would you want to do in bed with Holly that would tempt you away from the title and Spurs? Maybe an evening watching cycling highlights with a bottle of red?

 

[Spanishstag]

No, he'll be elsewhere getting bummed by his boyfriend whilst wearing a Man Utd shirt and stockings and suspenders.

Nah that vikring mugpie

 

[Spanishstag]

Okay, assuming I'm single in this hypothetical scenario and I won't be breaking anyone's heart and/or getting my balls chopped off then I'm going with Holly as we'll go up with Hurst at some point in the next few seasons anyway and we pretty much won the FA Cup last season and we beat Spurs in 05/06 too.

What would you want to do in bed with Holly that would tempt you away from the title and Spurs? Maybe an evening watching cycling highlights with a bottle of red?

We can only dream of titles correcting poor holly would certainly take it to the next level ,just off to buy some oranges ala micheal hutchens

 

[cookiemonster]

Probably Holly unless the genie could be persuaded to swap Spurs for a big club

 

[Chris FGR]

Night with Holly, from experience the aftertaste would definitely be better.

That being said I’m such a good looking bastard she’d more likely be the one asking a genie for the chance to get with me.

 

[BlackHaddock]

Already had Holly, so it's promotion and an FA Cup win at Spurs for me and Grimsby Town.

 

[Tinpot and proud]

Look, I’m knocking on a bit. Shagging isn’t what it was.

This right here is worthy of an official award

 

[JaredSUFC]

I wouldn’t mind going to Spurs’ new stadium so I’d take the latter please.

 

[Big Bird]

The footy.

Looking up at Oxford, both Bristol clubs Reading and even Cheltenham (with respect) in the pyramid is depressing as fuck from a Swindon fans POV.

However if you swap Willoughby for Mila Kunis/Jennifer Lawrence there's a convo to be had. Both at the same time and im definitely leading towards the best 12 seconds of my life.

 

[Don Caster]

Holly. We are going to win the league anyway & probably knock Spurs out of the cup so it's a no brainier.