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I don't really want to break our record, difficult enough getting a seat last season with a decent view if you hadn't got a season ticket like me.

The Free to under 14's is a cracking offer which should increase your fan base in years to come and you hopefully reap the benefits later. Must they be with an accompanying adult?

'Rough Diamonds' used to be a thing with us, but we haven't signed one since the 90's and I can't even remember his name!

What have Dog Biscuits got to do with it?

Yeah, who'd have thought it? But are you happy? Wouldn't you rather be playing Boston United again rather than Barnsley and Bolton?

I think we are using 'Data' to recruit everybody at Grimsby, we've got an 'analyst' don't you know!

Nothing appears to be happening much so far at Grimsby or anywhere else. Those poor agents must be worried they'll get no commission if we all wait until the last minute to pick up free transfer fodder. I am hoping for a couple of proper footballers for us and not the usual lame dog's and...

Grimsby Road and Cloudy have said it all really. We've no 'Real Money' to splash around and our owners will not risk putting us into debt, so we will do relatively small improvements to Blundell Park when and if any money does come in. A new ground isn't a viable option at the moment, we just...

Our frozen prices have seen just over 2,000 season tickets sold in 20 or so days; similar to last seasons take up I believe.

I am not IT savvy, more NIT (No Information Technology), but I will ask a few friends who know stuff and see what they say about VPN. Cheers for the heads up.

Well I'm f__cked, I refuse to have Sky and with ifollow now only for exiles I will not see a single Grimsby game on TV unless they have another FA Cup run.

Not for me Oakey Baby, sorry,

I need to change my lucky thunderpant's, my thunderball's aren't what they were!

I was as shit as my team this season, cheers for running it Oaky Baby. I promise to try harder next season!

Grimsby Town Football Club to lose down in Crawley. Be very glad to see this season finish. Cheers for running this Oakie Baby,

Sorry. Missed our defeat at Colchester last night. A draw at home with Swindon this Saturday please mate. No JOKER.

Back to baiting Wrexham and their Hollywood Love Childs: After winning the Play-Off Semi-Final at their plaice (sic), our fans serenaded the Film Star guys with a lovely rendition of " You Silly Bastard's, You bought the Wrong Club". Not too sure that's true anymore though!

Some do, others go to Immingham and put splinters in their eyes at the woodyards by the docks. True story: Once met a German merchant sailor in a bar while in North Rhein Westphalia who loved Immingham, cheapest whores he's ever found!

Yes Dick Head I can confirm that for you!