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Why do we only ever play you at Blundell Park in the middle of winter? It’s never bloody August or May. Every time I’ve ever been that walk along the seafront from Cleethorpes station is like something from a Lowry painting.

Our attacking signings are either rank bad (we somehow still have Junior Morias under contract!) or the league’s hottest property within six months. No in between.

I pretty much enjoyed our entire time in the National League, but that’s probably because we skipped out the ‘being really shit’ part that seems to be mostly needed for clubs that go down. We’d basically been rubbish for an entire decade and perpetually in ownership crisis or a relegation...

Robertson is surely a write off at this point, can’t stay fit for more than two minutes. Didn’t even make it back to the pitch this time. Shame because he’s a decent all-round midfielder but he’s not exactly contributed anything this season so far so I think we might be okay there if Edwards is...

I doubt Jones will start, looked well off the pace in his couple of sub appearances so far (understandably after a minor leg break), and Austin, Martin and Tsaroulla have all been in decent nick as wing backs recently so we don’t need to rush him back.

I can’t work out if this guy is left or right footed. His wiki says left but then I’ve seen a clip of him scoring a penalty with his right, so god knows.

Our best player is a winger when we don’t play with wingers tbf. Maynard is definitely going all in on the inverted wing backs again.

Been standard for us the last four or five years for anyone youngish with some potential. Get lumbered with the odd miss but when you end up with someone like Langstaff or now Jatta, they’re worth a small fortune because they’re tied down. Worth it if you’ve got a good recruitment team.

Permanent, three and a half year deal. Winger/forward who sounds like he had a great loan spell with Shelbourne when they won the league in Ireland last season.

He was watching our game at your place the other day, one of our fans noticed and started linking him with us.

I think it’s tickets sold but those two looked right because season ticket attendance was way closer to 100%. Grimsby was in August so loads of people will have been on holiday. Grimsby’s number of STHs not attending seems weirdly high, maybe because they’re so close to selling out generally...

Get Notts, Chesterfield, Wrexham, Grimsby and Stockport fans in the same place and we’re going to talk about those two or three years in the conference. Nothing we can do about it.

Doesn’t look as cold out their way, not really below freezing on Thursday and Friday night so as long as they’ve got the covers on it should be alright you’d hope.

That job Luke Williams did keeping pace with you looks even more mad now we’ve had to get rid of pretty much everyone to get near the top of League Two (and the two outstanding ones who are in the Champ tbf). How he managed to turn Chicksen into Roberto Carlos for a bit needs a feature length...

Funny seeing big Kairo ripping up the league this season. Never really got a look in, but our recruitment team’s record with strikers is something else.

Only a fifteen point difference or something. ;) Impossible to tell tbf, you lot definitely eased up loads towards the end, but also never had to cope with the pressure of having to win every week in a close battle. Great days all round.

Scott was an important player for what would’ve easily been the best conference team of all time if Wrexham didn’t dump a League One side on us. He’s obviously excellent at that level.

I mean you’ve signed an excellent conference player if nothing else.

Can’t believe we’ve got a fee out of that. Doubt it’s much but still. Obviously wish Ceds all the luck in the world and hope he can help Carlisle stay up. Hasn’t worked for him here at all since Wembley with a serious knee injury and then his mental health issues, but there’s a half decent...

I absolutely don’t think we will because… reasons, but we should be getting top three from here. I’m currently willing to chalk that two or three month spell when we were abysmal down to all of the injuries, but if that doesn’t happen again, I think everyone would generally agree that we have a...