1FF Wars: Planet Defenders

[Spirederman]

Wow, Harvs is worth more than me?

How the fuck is that acceptable LR?

 

[Spirederman]

2DD TO THE MILANO

 

[HarvSFC]

Wow, Harvs is worth more than me?

How the fuck is that acceptable LR?

My character has just given us an instant win of 1FF Wars.

I know LR said the game could be won early........

 

[Spirederman]

My character has just given us an instant win of 1FF Wars.

I know LR said the game could be won early........

Hahaha so gullible.

Epic Rant stops any power that gives teams an instant win, by bursting the characters eardrum causing 3HP Damage.

 

[Stagat]

Dukes of Haddock to The Kyln

 

[HarvSFC]

 

[Ciderhead]

£1m plus Morph and you can have Harv on your team after all, Spired

 

[Spirederman]

2DD TO BONUS

 

[Dave]

Team 4 to The Dark Aster
Team 4 to The Milano
Team 4 to Xandar
Team 4 to Knowhere

 

[Techno Natch]

Team 2 to Dark Aster

 

[last request]

Dukes of Haddock sign....







...uh-oh he's back....

Stay Puft, 14BR 5HP D6 £550K/£70K – Zuul/Wars Fame

and also buy

Hitman £110K

 

[HarvSFC]

The first week, again!

 

[last request]

Team Tennis Twat buy:

Falcon [Avengers] – 12BR 5HP D6 £350K/£30K - Redwing


and

Captain Jean-Luc Picard – 5BR 5HP D6 £300K/£80K - The line must be drawn here...

and

Poison £100K

 

[Spirederman]

Fuck off Stay Puft you great fat nonce.

 

[Spirederman]

Team 2 to Dark Aster

This looks like 'timed out' if the 1FF Clock is to be believed.

 

[Dave]

This looks like 'timed out' if the 1FF Clock is to be believed.

 

[Techno Natch]

This looks like 'timed out' if the 1FF Clock is to be believed.

Get out of here.

 

[Spirederman]

I didn't say I BELIEVED the 1FF clock!!

 

[SUTSS]

If anyone gets Meat Boy then we are willing to trade everything we have for him. I have not consulted with the team on this but I'm sure they agree.

 

[last request]

FW
The Milano
Bonus offer of random [Guardians of the Galaxy] faction member
Spirederman - 1BR 5HP D6 [2DD] vs Captain Jean-Luc Picard – 5BR 5HP D6 [TTT]

LW
Xandar
1 vs 1 vs 1

MW
The Kyln
Faction Battle
Stay Puft, 14BR 5HP D6 [DOH] vs Han Solo [Light side of the Force] 12BR 5HP D6 [NK]

Knowhere
1 vs 1 vs 1

Bonus: Winner receives random [Guardians of the Galaxy] faction member for free!
The Dark Aster
Professor X [X-Men] – 14BR 5HP D8 [MLM] vs Falcon [Avengers] – 12BR 5HP D6 [TTT] vs Morph [X-Men] – 8BR 3HP D6 [2DD]

In an unlikely match up anywhere else but 1FF Wars Spire will be fighting Jean Luc-Picard.

Stay Puft uses Zuul to put Han Solo out of action. Han is used to this kind of shit having been frozen in carbonite before. So DOH will win the Kyln fight by default and net £150K for it!

 

[Spirederman]

Hahaha I can see the reason why Harvs agreed to the spelling to having the letters of Fratton Park somewhat rearranged in his Team's name!!

 

[last request]

FW
The Milano
Bonus offer of random [Guardians of the Galaxy] faction member
Spirederman - 1BR 5HP D6 [2DD] vs Captain Jean-Luc Picard – 5BR 5HP D6 [TTT]

Well the Milano offers a more close quartered fight than a lot of locations. Picard is a bit more used to being involved in scraps on a spaceship than Spire and it shows. Picard wins!

LW
Xandar
1 vs 1 vs 1

MW
The Kyln
Faction Battle
Stay Puft, 14BR 5HP D6 [DOH] vs Han Solo [Light side of the Force] 12BR 5HP D6 [NK]

Stay Puft wins by default!

Knowhere
1 vs 1 vs 1

Bonus: Winner receives random [Guardians of the Galaxy] faction member for free!
The Dark Aster
Professor X [X-Men] – 14BR 5HP D8 [MLM] vs Falcon [Avengers] – 12BR 5HP D6 [TTT] vs Morph [X-Men] – 8BR 3HP D6 [2DD]

The Dark Aster has a few more places to hide in than the Milano. Falcon manages to hide in a dark corridor but he starts thinking about what he’s going to have for dinner tonight. Thoughts of such intensity attract the attention of Professor X who uses his mind control abilities to make Falcon drop a barrel of heavy items on his own head which puts him out of contention. So it’s down to the 2 X-Men characters!

Morph gives Prof X some crap (some minor matter about the X-Men team leaving him for dead or something) but Prof X uses his mind control abilities to block out his own guilt and then telekinetically smashes Morph into a window until it breaks and Morph goes flying off into space! Prof X wins!

 

[HarvSFC]

@LR Our HarvSFC character isn't in our roster in the OP.

Hahaha I can see the reason why Harvs agreed to the spelling to having the letters of Fratton Park somewhat rearranged in his Team's name!!

I suggested the name!

 

[Oaf]

My first ever experience of reading 1FF results and hoping for. win... my lord, that was a thrill

We clearly have the superior Patrick Stewart character here.

 

[The Hand of Dom]

Stay Puft and Zuul again ffs

 

[hodge]

Fuck off Stay Puft you great fat nonce.

Stay Puft and Zuul again ffs

 

[last request]

My first ever experience of reading 1FF results and hoping for. win... my lord, that was a thrill

We clearly have the superior Patrick Stewart character here.

Just wait 'til you experience the PAIN of losing.

Summary:

Picard +1BR
Picard +3 leaderboard points
TTT GOTG bonus offer
TTT +£100K
Spire -1HP

DOH +£150K
DOH Faction bonus offer

Prof X +1BR
Prof X +3 leaderboard pts
MLM +£400K
MLM free GOTG fighter
Falcon -1HP
Morph -1HP

So looks like MLM had the best of the first fight card which could be known as "Patrick Stewart week" with that HW prize money and free character. Elsewhere Stay Puft, who has appeared early again, could once again have a big impact whilst the rosters are small.

 

[last request]

OP updated.

Meanwhile, NK activate HarvSFC's "Molehunter" power. This means that 1 member of their roster becomes THE MOLE.

Unfortunately, Han Solo is attacked by the Mole and loses 1HP! The question is.......WHO IS THE MOLE?!?!?!

Team NK you can now make your guess in your PM.

 

[Dave]

I reckon he's self harming.

 

[last request]

TTT opt to not receive offers this week so pick up a £50K bonus.