worried womble
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RefWatch; Ref for the second leg is Eddie Ilderton, 46, from Newcastle. FL ref since 2002 & works as a cop in Nottingham. Consensus is that he's laid back, good at communicating with players and reads the game well, which is why we very rarely see him in L2. God, we really do get pawned off with the dregs down here in L2, the difference between the incompetent fussy unfit pricks we normally get and Stephen Martin last night was astonishing. Is it really that hard to get a basic fitness programme for refs? In 31 games this season he has given 66Y & 4R - low.
For an inbred northener I must say Eddy is quite a good-looking chap, tall dark & handsome, with cute boy-next-door dimples. I must admit that my parents always encouraged me to go for the girl-next-door types when I was younger, which unfortunately backfired quite badly when we moved next door to a cemetery. That's why nowadays, the only women who can fulfill my rampant sexual desires are rather cold pale and stiff, quiet but good listeners, and well embalmed and earthy, which are really fucking impossible to find on Tinder. Swipe right? Well, I just like to dig a little deeper. Reffed Wombles once; 2-0 away loss to Spireites in '13 (4Y). Reffed Accy 7 times (W2 D2 L3); most recently the 1-1 draw away to Morecambe in April '15 (2Y, 1R)
Hates the scum. Reffed them once against Carlisle & they were hammered 5-0. Good. Hates them. Rumours are rife that the failing franchise are to undergo a major rebrand next season, so I've sent Winky the Robber my design for a new club badge which I feel embodies the true values of the scum; a lovely picture of two lepers gargling a bucket of sick whilst Bobby Winkelman punches a toddler in the mouth. Beautiful.
KettleWatch; When a ref retires his organs are immediately harvested for other refs, and as we speak Greg Dyke is transplanting Trevor's brain into Brendan Malone's head, which means we can look forward to having a complete fucking idiot in L2 next season.
AnagramWatch; Eddie Ilderton = Dire Lot Indeed.
For an inbred northener I must say Eddy is quite a good-looking chap, tall dark & handsome, with cute boy-next-door dimples. I must admit that my parents always encouraged me to go for the girl-next-door types when I was younger, which unfortunately backfired quite badly when we moved next door to a cemetery. That's why nowadays, the only women who can fulfill my rampant sexual desires are rather cold pale and stiff, quiet but good listeners, and well embalmed and earthy, which are really fucking impossible to find on Tinder. Swipe right? Well, I just like to dig a little deeper. Reffed Wombles once; 2-0 away loss to Spireites in '13 (4Y). Reffed Accy 7 times (W2 D2 L3); most recently the 1-1 draw away to Morecambe in April '15 (2Y, 1R)
Hates the scum. Reffed them once against Carlisle & they were hammered 5-0. Good. Hates them. Rumours are rife that the failing franchise are to undergo a major rebrand next season, so I've sent Winky the Robber my design for a new club badge which I feel embodies the true values of the scum; a lovely picture of two lepers gargling a bucket of sick whilst Bobby Winkelman punches a toddler in the mouth. Beautiful.
KettleWatch; When a ref retires his organs are immediately harvested for other refs, and as we speak Greg Dyke is transplanting Trevor's brain into Brendan Malone's head, which means we can look forward to having a complete fucking idiot in L2 next season.
AnagramWatch; Eddie Ilderton = Dire Lot Indeed.