Annual awards [VOTING EXTENDED UNTIL 5/6/16]

[AdamStag]

I think Adam Stag had much to do with it.

Last season I just spoke my mind and sometimes was right, others wrong - there seemed to be some sensitive souls here last season - willing to dish it out but cried to mummy when they got it back

I didnt post enough this season, and to be fair was usually right - so I'd be surprised if me or Mansfield fans festured

 

[Richard Cranium]

We always feature. It's been a thing since the Conference days. The only respectable poster we had was Jakethestag. Very knowledgable guy who I'd have loved to go for a beer with.

 

[StagsForLife]

We always feature. It's been a thing since the Conference days. The only respectable poster we had was Jakethestag. Very knowledgable guy who I'd have loved to go for a beer with.

He's an absolute Richard Cranium I've heard...

 

[Wombling Kiwi]

Hopefully not, my vote went to Mowgil for that award, it was a difficult choice between him and Tinpot. Tinpot is actually quite humble at times though whereas Mowgil (sorry bud) can be so irritating!

Have you read the shit you have posted, for fucks sake, have a read

 

[mowgli]

I will promise not vote for myself unless its in the Poster I would most like to give a slap (insert Carver here)

He'll win it hands down as there can't be many on here he hasn't pissed off in the short time he's been on here.

 

[Look Out There Are Llamas]

I want to slap Aber for his torturous inflictions of tomatoes and mushrooms.

 

[Aber gas]

I want to slap Aber for his torturous inflictions of tomatoes and mushrooms.

Try it mush I'm going to make a mushroom and tomato soup in honour of my good friend llamas.

 

[Look Out There Are Llamas]

Try it mush I'm going to make a mushroom and tomato soup in honour of my good friend llamas.

Next you'll be doing an avocado and olive salad. You sick bastard.

 

[Habbinalan]

I want to slap Aber for his torturous inflictions of tomatoes and mushrooms.

Here is a traditional Peruvian recipe for Llama that avoids the mushrooms - Lomo Saltado (6 servings)

2 pounds Llama steak
1 tbs red wine
2 tsp minced garlic
4 tomatoes, cut into strips
salt and pepper
2 med onions, cut into strips
1 bell pepper, cut into thin strips
chopped parsley
1 tbs vinegar
5 med potatoes (ideally purple), cut into thin strips
oil

Cut steak into thin strips and marinate in wine for an hour.

Sautee the garlic in oil and add the steak. Continue frying until the steak is cooked. Drain some of thejuice and save.

Add the chopped tomato, salt and pepper to the pan. Cook for a few minutes. Add the onion, bell
pepper, parsley and vinegar. Cook a few minutes more and then add the juice from the meat.

In a separate pan, fry the potatoes in hot oil. Add the fried potatoes to the meat. Serve with rice.

 

[Cheese & Biscuits]

Just let me know what I've won so I can migrate permanently to the non-league section. Thanks.

 

[Richard Cranium]

I don't expect to retain any of my awards, certainly not the pessimist one. I think I'm more likely to be in the frame for optimist!

I can't decide if you're being a pessimist or an optimist with that post!

 

[Glasshalffullpools]

That's a long list ...perhaps if you put a number then we can say ....1 Joe Bloggs 2 Joe Bloggs and so on and so forth ...

 

[Vanni]

I'm not finding this year's awards thing easy at all Perhaps some of you fine gentlemen care to jog my memory? I'm having trouble with quite a few of the awards this time round. Worst fans? The Mansfield lot have been well behaved this year, the Luton fans too. Best Raconteur is another one as sadly BigDave has decided to follow Curzon.

But, at least I know who I'll be voting for in 'the poster I'd most like to give a slap' cat - Abergas*** for his irritating "I have foreseen" and "No worries mate, we're going up'' posts
Best thread? There can only be one contender and you all know which one it is But I'm undecided on the worst thread one, so suggestions are most welcome.

***Only kidding Abers mate!

 

[Aber gas]

I'm not finding this year's awards thing easy at all Perhaps some of you fine gentlemen care to jog my memory? I'm having trouble with quite a few of the awards this time round. Worst fans? The Mansfield lot have been well behaved this year, the Luton fans too. Best Raconteur is another one as sadly BigDave has decided to follow Curzon.

But, at least I know who I'll be voting for in 'the poster I'd most like to give a slap' cat - Abergas*** for his irritating "I have foreseen" and "No worries mate, we're going up'' posts
Best thread? There can only be one contender and you all know which one it is But I'm undecided on the worst thread one, so suggestions are most welcome.

***Only kidding Abers mate!

Is it even more irritating that I was RIGHT? Etc ....

 

[shoddycollins]

Last season I just spoke my mind and sometimes was right, others wrong - there seemed to be some sensitive souls here last season - willing to dish it out but cried to mummy when they got it back

I didnt post enough this season, and to be fair was usually right - so I'd be surprised if me or Mansfield fans festured

Actually thinking back, I think WH Stag, who I don't think I've seen around in a while had even more to do with it.

 

[shoddycollins]

That's a long list ...perhaps if you put a number then we can say ....1 Joe Bloggs 2 Joe Bloggs and so on and so forth ...

You make a fair point, but clearly haven't heard of copy/paste.

 

[shoddycollins]

From the votes so far it is clear people are having a bit more trouble remembering their opinions than last year, which is odd considering last season was just four months of Carlisle and Mansfield fans moaning about relegation, (by the way, you can update your votes, the way 1FF organises messages into conversations even makes this easy for me to follow).

What I'll do is create a special thread for people to suggest/nominate winners for awards to help stimulate peoples memories.

 

[AdamStag]

Actually thinking back, I think WH Stag, who I don't think I've seen around in a while had even more to do with it.

Correct you were

 

[northstandexile]

We always feature. It's been a thing since the Conference days. The only respectable poster we had was Jakethestag. Very knowledgable guy who I'd have loved to go for a beer with.

You mean having a drink with yourself, Jake.

 

[AdamStag]

You mean having a drink with yourself, Jake.

In fairness, jakes a good lad. Questionable looks but hey

 

[Glasshalffullpools]

You make a fair point, but clearly haven't heard of copy/paste.

And you're point is even fairer !!

 

[Carver]

You gonna put the results up then Shoddy?

 

[shoddycollins]

You gonna put the results up then Shoddy?

I'm sorry I must have been sucked into a time-hole because my calendar still stays it's only the 23rd of May. Can you tell me who won the Champion's League final so I can place a bet on it, I promise I'll share my winnings with you.

 

[shoddycollins]

Here is a traditional Peruvian recipe for Llama that avoids the mushrooms - Lomo Saltado (6 servings)

2 pounds Llama steak
1 tbs red wine
2 tsp minced garlic
4 tomatoes, cut into strips
salt and pepper
2 med onions, cut into strips
1 bell pepper, cut into thin strips
chopped parsley
1 tbs vinegar
5 med potatoes (ideally purple), cut into thin strips
oil

Cut steak into thin strips and marinate in wine for an hour.

Sautee the garlic in oil and add the steak. Continue frying until the steak is cooked. Drain some of thejuice and save.

Add the chopped tomato, salt and pepper to the pan. Cook for a few minutes. Add the onion, bell
pepper, parsley and vinegar. Cook a few minutes more and then add the juice from the meat.

In a separate pan, fry the potatoes in hot oil. Add the fried potatoes to the meat. Serve with rice.

There's a curry house in Carlisle that will do a Llama curry... I had Llama Dansak, it was delicious.

and *BUMP*

Get voting folks

 

[Look Out There Are Llamas]

There's a curry house in Carlisle that will do a Llama curry... I had Llama Dansak, it was delicious.

and *BUMP*

Get voting folks

You're a monster.

 

[shoddycollins]

Update - I have taken the decision to extend voting until the end of this week. After a slow start I'm starting to see a reasonable number of votes coming in and didn't want to cut voting off tonight as originally intended.

 

[E10rifle]

Never won multiple awards in the same night before. I'll brush the mothballs off my tux.

 

[shoddycollins]

OK folks, that is that. I'm a bit busy during the week these days, so I'll run an awards night at the weekend. Give you all time to get those tuxedos and ball-gowns brushed down and dry-cleaned.

 

[Glasshalffullpools]

Err ...Euros start ...England Saturday don't forget ....

 

[shoddycollins]

Err ...Euros start ...England Saturday don't forget ....

I'll do it Sunday then.