Battling Relegation v Bottling Promotion (Hartlepool v Carlisle)

[Carver]

When have I ever said I wouldn't like us to get promoted?

I may come across as negative, I just call it as I see it so it's honesty. Where as you, well 50% of your posts are attempts at winding up fans of other teams and the other 50% is just making up utter shite about football because you haven't seen many (if any) matches to form an opinion.

You come across as more than negative, what fucking hope is there of you ever NOT BEING CRITICAL of us?

I've never ever seen a comment made by you where you have ever praised our team even when we win games you always play it down with "Oh we won but it was a shit performance and we will only finish in mid-table.".

 

[Soup Ladle]

Fuck me what a terrible game that was. I was almost in tears at half time and we're not even relegated yet.

Ok calm down, get a sense of perspective on us, here it is. We are woeful, so bad and Dave Jones, fucking hell what was the point? Where are we going? Will we still exist this time next season? Why are we so perenially shite in this league when we've got the support and infrastructure to be doing much better. Why are our owners such shady c***? Why do I think we're getting screwed over? Why the fuck didn't my dad support someone better? Why is life so crap?

 

[hellogregory]

You come across as more than negative, what fucking hope is there of you ever NOT BEING CRITICAL of us?

I've never ever seen a comment made by you where you have ever praised our team even when we win games you always play it down with "Oh we won but it was a shit performance and we will only finish in mid-table.".

I've said from day 1 that we'll finish mid table (see the pred thread), however I did have a spell where I thought I'd be proved wrong and we'd end up in the playoffs or better. That little spell of hope evaporated a long time ago.

I said after Orient away we played well because we did. I said after Doncaster we played well because we did. I wasn't at Wycombe or Yeovil so can't really comment, but from most accounts we stuttered past Yeovil without much quality. Those are the only 4 wins this year.

It's hard to be positive when you've spend hundreds of pounds going to the likes of Colchester and Mansfield only to be served up with utter shit in return from our players. Only to be then served up with an even worse standard of performances at Brunton Park. Its hard to look for much hope when if 2017 was a league table we'd be sat in the relegation places.

 

[hellogregory]

Fuck me what a terrible game that was. I was almost in tears at half time and we're not even relegated yet.

Ok calm down, get a sense of perspective on us, here it is. We are woeful, so bad and Dave Jones, fucking hell what was the point? Where are we going? Will we still exist this time next season? Why are we so perenially shite in this league when we've got the support and infrastructure to be doing much better. Why are our owners such shady c***? Why do I think we're getting screwed over? Why the fuck didn't my dad support someone better? Why is life so crap?

I genuinely hope you stay up, the more northern teams the better.

I reckon if you don't sort your shit out over the summer we may be joining in a relegation scrap next season. Big summer ahead for both clubs.

 

[Soup Ladle]

I know how you feel, all that money time and emotion you wonder why it's worth it. It's not is it? Curle has lost it hasn't he? You were like a bad version of Wycombe today with your antics, the last season or two I thought you looked alright against us even if we were a little unlucky in terms of results against you. Today though you were shite but probably should've won. That shows how inexcusably turd we are.

We have an awful lot of stuff to sort out and none of it good. You may be in trouble next season based on today but I'm convinced we'll be in the same trouble but in the league below next year.

 

[PaulHaddock]

Lost me £150 Carlisle, you wasters.

 

[Chief Rocka]

I don't think either team deserved to win that today, draw game all day long, Ibehre was the only bit of class in that Carlisle side, his strike partner Proctor was a whinging moaning twat whose major contribution was getting caught offside constantly and those two centre half's were like a pair of carthorses.

Carlisle's been, again..

 

[Boletus Edulis]

I said "if". Can you not fucking read?

Of course it's mathematically possible we could get promoted, but it would be one of the biggest footballing miracles ever. A team that can't string 2 results together (a bit of a problem if you want to win the playoffs).[/QUOTE
Though I note that you are not the only side in positions 4-7 to suffer from that problem.

 

[Carver]

Lost me £150 Carlisle, you wasters.

GOOD.

 

[cufc17]

On reflection, slightly better than recent performances but not brilliant, had a few great chances including Brisley volleying it straight at the defender from 5 yards out. Why was Jabo's goal ruled out for offside? Didn't seem like a foul or handball at the time. He was the best player on the pitch I'd say, 100x better than Proctor and Waring.

Hartlepool were as poor as mentioned on here, so disappointing to leave with just a point and it was a soft goal to give away.

Obviously don't condone the seat-breaking, but the reaction is very OTT. Apart from that, atmosphere was great.

On to Stevenage on Monday, I've had this one down as a win for a few weeks, plus they've now lost a bit form.

 

[Chief Rocka]

I don't know how you never scored at the end, Jabo (?) hitting the post from three yards out, then like you say shot immediately blocked in front of the goal, saying that we went up the other end and Thomas smashed a volley inches wide.

As for the pond life smashing up the seats was anyone surprised, the little scrotes did the same last season, 38 seats damaged, 9 Carlisle arrests, bunch of daft kids whose arse would fall out if they didn't have a wall of police separating them from trouble, there was a pissed up Carlisle fan in the home end, you can actually see him celebrating in the highlights, promptly got snatched and chucked out

 

[Alan Partridge]

These sort of performances and results have got to be down to some sort of bigger conspiracy from above.

I refuse to believe that we belong in L2.

 

[cufc17]

I don't know how you never scored at the end, Jabo (?) hitting the post from three yards out, then like you say shot immediately blocked in front of the goal, saying that we went up the other end and Thomas smashed a volley inches wide.

As for the pond life smashing up the seats was anyone surprised, the little scrotes did the same last season, 38 seats damaged, 9 Carlisle arrests, bunch of daft kids whose arse would fall out if they didn't have a wall of police separating them from trouble, there was a pissed up Carlisle fan in the home end, you can actually see him celebrating in the highlights, promptly got snatched and chucked out

What do the police and stewards at the front actually do? They're right in front of the culprits and can see them being thrown, yet nothing is done. Either way it'll be our club that pays for the replacements.

 

[Alan Partridge]

They were probably already like that, to be fair.

 

[Chief Rocka]

What do the police and stewards at the front actually do? They're right in front of the culprits and can see them being thrown, yet nothing is done. Either way it'll be our club that pays for the replacements.

I'm with you 100% on that, stewards I can give some leeway to but the police should be taking action, they're more interested in filming them in the act than anything else.

 

[Carver]

I'm with you 100% on that, stewards I can give some leeway to but the police should be taking action, they're more interested in filming them in the act than anything else.

It's because we are still in the EU, once we have officially got out police will be allowed to beat the shit out of any criminal trash.

Capital punishment can be brought back too and that is definetely a solution to our over crowded prisons problem.

 

[hellogregory]

It's because we are still in the EU, once we have officially got out police will be allowed to beat the shit out of any criminal trash.

Capital punishment can be brought back too and that is definetely a solution to our over crowded prisons problem.

So they are really overcrowded? How many people did you have to share a cell with?

 

[Boletus Edulis]

Off topic I know, but sorry to disappoint you Carver not enough MPs would pass an Act allowing the return of capital punishment.

 

[Soup Ladle]

Off topic I know, but sorry to disappoint you Carver not enough MPs would pass an Act allowing the return of capital punishment.

Except in the case of little Carlisle chavvers with six fingers and seven toes.

 

[Carver]

Off topic I know, but sorry to disappoint you Carver not enough MPs would pass an Act allowing the return of capital punishment.

Because they're fucking craven.

 

[Carver]

So they are really overcrowded? How many people did you have to share a cell with?

I ran the prison! They all fell in line when I was there.

 

[Boletus Edulis]

Because they're fucking craven.

There was a lot of fornicating, but I don't remember a lass called Craven.

 

[mowgli]

It's because we are still in the EU, once we have officially got out police will be allowed to beat the shit out of any criminal trash.

Capital punishment can be brought back too and that is definetely a solution to our over crowded prisons problem.

Post this crap in the correct forum or i will delete it.You were banned for 2 months for abusing Admin so don't bullshit or you will banned permantly and not before time,one more threat to another poster and you'll be gone.

 

[hellogregory]

Who has Carver threatened?

 

[Carver]

Post this crap in the correct forum or i will delete it.You were banned for 2 months for abusing Admin so don't bullshit or you will banned permantly and not before time,one more threat to another poster and you'll be gone.

Whoa slow down there Mowgs, ok I posted something off topic I'm sorry that one's on me I won't go that far off topic again, but you say I was once banned for abusing admin? Erm no you're totally wrong, I was actually banned for just making an observation about something wrong with the site at the time, but some petulant person who I'll leave unnamed obviously didn't like that so they kicked me out for a while without a single warning and when I told people on here about it they all agreed it was very harsh.

As for threatening other posters, I have to ask you who and when? Because I really can't recall doing anything like that of late. If it's not words, then maybe it's simply just my presence on the site that is scaring someone and that's not fair because there's nothing I can do about that.

 

[Boletus Edulis]

Who has Carver threatened?

No one, he merely conflated football and Brexit.

 

[Carver]

Who has Carver threatened?

That's a good question.

It wasn't you was it? I know I've been critical of your views on Carlisle this season but I'd hardly call the stuff I've said as threatening.

 

[hellogregory]

That's a good question.

It wasn't you was it? I know I've been critical of your views on Carlisle this season but I'd hardly call the stuff I've said as threatening.

I don't think you've ever threatened me, unless calling me a dummy or a negative twat is all of a sudden classed as a threat