Caption Contest

[GTFCfish]

THE RESULTS​

It's judging time.
GTFCfish takes the runners up point - 'Babestation' triggered an email but 'tits' didn't - weird.

THE WINNERS​

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"Babestation yeah ? I know it's not 11pm and I know I'm still at work but I am in desperate need of a w............click,Buuuuuzzzzzzzzzzz"

- Leo (3 points)​

“Hi is that Emily Atack? It’s Jamie Redknapp here, as an ice breaker how about you send me a picture of your tits.......?”

- GTFCFish (1 point)​

LEADERBOARD:
- 1st - Redpelt - 28 points
- 2nd - Leo - 25 points
- 3rd - Lowryman - 21 points
- 4th - Habbinalan - 11 points
- 5th - stevencc - 8 points
- 6th - GTFCFish - 8 points
- 7th - Fompous Part - 3 points
- 8th - djs - 3 points​

NEXT WEEK:
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Always the fucking bridesmaid.

 

[Johnnyt]

Shocked and stunned faces at the 1FF xmas party when someone gets a Nintendo in Secret Santa.

 

[Redpelt]

Mrs Clause is delighted by the turn out for her post match Bukake party but Santa has the hump at her flagrant misuse of the naughty list .

 

[FishyMackem]

Always the fucking bridesmaid.

We interrupt this weeks Caption Contest to go live to our resident violinist who has a special tune for GTFCFish

As you were...

 

[Leo]

We interrupt this weeks Caption Contest to go live to our resident violinist who has a special tune for GTFCFish


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As you were...

 

[Leo]

Bukake party

Triggers a further e-mail from H R into Fishy's in box. H R now investigating his employment suitability (or seeking an invitation to future said parties).

 

[Redpelt]

Triggers a further e-mail from H R into Fishy's in box. H R now investigating his employment suitability (or seeking an invitation to future said parties).

Talking about Bukake ,Ive heard the most experienced of attendees bring a pair of shoes with plenty of traction to aid their exit from the room ,snowshoes are said to be ideal.

 

[Leo]

....FIVE GOLLLLDEN SHOWERS, FOUR HORNY BIRDS.....

Noooo you dick, it is RINGS FFS, RINGS and CALLING BIRDS!!!!

 

[GTFCfish]

Father Christmas’s from up and down the country arrive en masse at Craven Cottage for their first days training from the Fulham back 4 in how to give out presents.

 

[FishyMackem]

THE RESULTS​

Redpelt is our caption winner for this week and extends his lead at the top of the table - no email from HR as of yet.

Lowryman got the same amount of likes but I preferred Redpelt's caption so only gets 1 point. Suck it.

GTFCfish aka "always the fucking bridesmaid" has been pushed further back down the aisle and will now be the flower girl.

THE WINNERS​

"Mrs Clause is delighted by the turn out for her post match Bukake party but Santa has the hump at her flagrant misuse of the naughty list"

- Redpelt (3 points)​

"Shocked and stunned faces at the 1FF xmas party when someone gets a Nintendo in Secret Santa"

- Lowryman (1 point)​

LEADERBOARD:
- 1st - Redpelt - 31 points
- 2nd - Leo - 25 points
- 3rd - Lowryman - 22 points
- 4th - Habbinalan - 11 points
- 5th - stevencc - 8 points
- 6th - GTFCFish - 8 points
- 7th - Fompous Part - 3 points
- 8th - djs - 3 points​

NEXT WEEK:

 

[Redpelt]

THE RESULTS​

Redpelt is our caption winner for this week and extends his lead at the top of the table - no email from HR as of yet.

Lowryman got the same amount of likes but I preferred Redpelt's caption so only gets 1 point. Suck it.

GTFCfish aka "always the fucking bridesmaid" has been pushed further back down the aisle and will now be the flower girl.

 

[Redpelt]

"Yes I want the public's sympathy, but Fuck me ,this crying lark is harder than it looks ,can't I just dance like a twat again ?"

 

[Leo]

You'd like to do WHAT Juncker you drunk ? Well that's a NO DEAL!!!

 

[GTFCfish]

‘So to get your vote Boris I’ve got to suck that?!’

 

[Habbinalan]

Who swapped my lipstick for Rees-Mogg's f*cking Hemorrhoid Stick?!

 

[Spirederman]

NEXT WEEK:
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Oh for fuck sake Philip dear, put it away.

Yes, I am upset knowing that Frankie Boyle sees me as an uncloaked Dementor on a hen weekend, but I really don't think your wrinkly penis is going
to help me at the moment.

 

[Leo]

It's coming home, It's coming home, It's coming....football's coming home. Well I know that will upset some daft arsehole.

 

[Leo]

Saw this quote earlier and thought it quite appropriate in the circumstances. This post is not mine but on behalf of (without his knowledge I must add) the quote utterer. GTFCfish, I hope you don't mind....

'Always the fucking bridesmaid'

 

[Johnnyt]

'So i pulled my Tommy Cooper face, farted and jumped back on the Eurostar'
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[Leo]

Fishy has deleted his post about announcing the winner on Friday. Perhaps HR has become mightily pissed off and given him immediate dismissal....

 

[FishyMackem]

THE RESULTS
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Merry Christmas Eve captioners. Apologies once again for the lateness of the judging. I just won't say when I'm going to judge from now on. Somebody nudge me if it gets too long.

Well done to Habbinalan who wins this weeks caption with Spirederman registering their first point on the board.

Have a great Christmas everybody!

THE WINNERS​

"Who swapped my lipstick for Rees-Mogg's f*cking Hemorrhoid Stick?!"

- Habbinalan (3 points)​

"Oh for fuck sake Philip dear, put it away.

Yes, I am upset knowing that Frankie Boyle sees me as an uncloaked Dementor on a hen weekend, but I really don't think your wrinkly penis is going
to help me at the moment"

- Spirederman (1 point)​

LEADERBOARD:
- 1st - Redpelt - 31 points
- 2nd - Leo - 25 points
- 3rd - Lowryman - 22 points
- 4th - Habbinalan - 14 points
- 5th - stevencc - 8 points
- 6th - GTFCFish - 8 points
- 7th - Fompous Part - 3 points
- 8th - djs - 3 points
- 9th - Spirederman - 1 point​

NEXT WEEK:
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Fishy has deleted his post about announcing the winner on Friday. Perhaps HR has become mightily pissed off and given him immediate dismissal....

There is an element of truth in this... Caption this 'imaginary' meeting between me and the HR representative...

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[Leo]

Yes it does make interesting reading Mr Fish! Now before emptying your drawers of your personal items, tell me.....Who the FUCK are Habbinalan, Spirederman, some other fucking fish, Redpelt, Leo and a maniac called Lowryman ? Do you require a Doctor ?

 

[Redpelt]

"Minor infractions Mr Fish ,although the wife did find the use of the word Bukake particularly distressing when I raised the subject at our last wine and cheese soiree,I'm hoping she will let me back in the house before the culmination of the festive ,so if you happen to have a spare room at your dwelling then I'm sure we can come to a mutual agreement and dispense with any censure that might follow." Furthermore ,I have now come to a rather disconcerting revelation that no one can use that much icing when baking cakes and the wife will be forced to at least wipe her chin upon my return from work "

 

[djs]

Come again.

 

[Habbinalan]

Mr Mackem, we managed to overlook your choice of a shell suit for "Dress Down Friday" and, at a stretch, accepted your understandable mocking of certain Lincoln supporting colleagues as "Plastic Divs." However, we're getting fed up of your threats to "Piss on our Fish" and our new owner, Mr Fenty, has decided that the last straw was circulating "Tommy of the Town" to all our customers.

 

[GTFCfish]

“Ok Mr Mackem we accept your explanation for these naughty words found on your computer being to do with some silly buggers trying to come up with funny captions, but now can you explain how the animal porn came to be on there too?”

 

[FishyMackem]

THE RESULTS
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I had such a blast reading these last night with a pint in hand that I forgot to even write this post. I wonder if HR will have as much fun reading them as I did?

I've awarded the 3 points to league leader Redpelt who is slowly extending his lead on the chasing pack.

I've given 1 point to the bridesmaid (GTFCfish), Habbinalan and Leo too as they were all good captions.

THE WINNERS​

"Minor infractions Mr Fish ,although the wife did find the use of the word Bukake particularly distressing when I raised the subject at our last wine and cheese soiree,I'm hoping she will let me back in the house before the culmination of the festive ,so if you happen to have a spare room at your dwelling then I'm sure we can come to a mutual agreement and dispense with any censure that might follow." Furthermore ,I have now come to a rather disconcerting revelation that no one can use that much icing when baking cakes and the wife will be forced to at least wipe her chin upon my return from work "

- Redpelt (3 points)​

Mr Mackem, we managed to overlook your choice of a shell suit for "Dress Down Friday" and, at a stretch, accepted your understandable mocking of certain Lincoln supporting colleagues as "Plastic Divs." However, we're getting fed up of your threats to "Piss on our Fish" and our new owner, Mr Fenty, has decided that the last straw was circulating "Tommy of the Town" to all our customers.

- Habbinalan (1 point)
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“Ok Mr Mackem we accept your explanation for these naughty words found on your computer being to do with some silly buggers trying to come up with funny captions, but now can you explain how the animal porn came to be on there too?”

- GTFCFish (1 point)
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"Yes it does make interesting reading Mr Fish! Now before emptying your drawers of your personal items, tell me.....Who the FUCK are Habbinalan, Spirederman, some other fucking fish, Redpelt, Leo and a maniac called Lowryman ? Do you require a Doctor ?"

- Leo (1 point)​

LEADERBOARD:
- 1st - Redpelt - 34 points
- 2nd - Leo - 26 points
- 3rd - Lowryman - 22 points
- 4th - Habbinalan - 15 points
^ 5th - GTFCFish - 9 points
v 6th - stevencc - 8 points
- 7th - Fompous Part - 3 points
- 8th - djs - 3 points
- 9th - Spirederman - 1 point​

NEXT WEEK:
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It's New Years Eve and the Queen has decided to honour Harry Kane for his 'heroics' for England in the summer so what the hell is he complaining about here?

See you in 2019!

 

[Leo]

Oi John....any New Years Honours going spare ?

 

[Leo]

Right Fishy.....get this judged sharpish before anyone else gets in....I will have a chance then....

 

[Habbinalan]

But ref, the gaffer said I should entertain the scousers by wearing my England kit, scoring a goal AND eating more pies than that local icon "Sumo" McNulty......??

....They had no liquor and put f**kin' gravy on the pies