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The last three goals were pathetic from us defensively, you'd never believe that was a team 3rd in the league.

Gillesphey has been utter clart for months, I'd even say he doesn't look interested, happy to just hoof it aimlessly. For example, the final goal, he got turned with ease on the halfway line and barely fought for it.
 

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The last three goals were pathetic from us defensively, you'd never believe that was a team 3rd in the league.

Gillesphey has been utter clart for months, I'd even say he doesn't look interested, happy to just hoof it aimlessly. For example, the final goal, he got turned with ease on the halfway line and barely fought for it.
First goal was pretty crap too... nice cross and finish but we made no attempt to stop the cross coming in, as if we saw the player coming down the line and thought 'it's OK, as long as he doesn't get goalside of me he poses no threat'.
 

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I honestly dont know whats wrong with them. Something is clearly going on otherwise they would not be that shit usually.
 

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That was one hell of a result from Blackpool and while I take pleasure in seeing them lose you cant take this away from them, So you Carlisle fans are you good enough to go up, or will Blackpool make the play offs and surprise a few. Oh yes, unless I missed it not seen a post from any Pool fan............................
 

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That was one hell of a result from Blackpool and while I take pleasure in seeing them lose you cant take this away from them, So you Carlisle fans are you good enough to go up, or will Blackpool make the play offs and surprise a few. Oh yes, unless I missed it not seen a post from any Pool fan............................

We won't go up and even if we did we'd just come straight back down because we're a poorly run club as the problem starts at the top. We're run by a muted stubborn old senile fart who won't ever sell the club until he's dead so until then we're pretty much forced to put up with this shit for the foreseeable future.
 

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Oh fuck, it wasn't a dream, yesterday really happened
 

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Fucking jeer.

Curle has officially lost the plot, he literally got every single decision possible to make wrong yesterday. In fact, I'd go as far as saying that it was the worst performance put in from a Carlisle side for a good few years - even the German lesbian pornstar Kavanagh had us playing with more belief and passion than that shit that was served up.

What's worse is that he then went on to spend his post match interview avoiding every question put to him by instead explaining the lyrics to Rag'n'Bone Man's Human...

Can we not just end the season now?
 

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Fucking jeer.

Curle has officially lost the plot, he literally got every single decision possible to make wrong yesterday. In fact, I'd go as far as saying that it was the worst performance put in from a Carlisle side for a good few years - even the German lesbian pornstar Kavanagh had us playing with more belief and passion than that shit that was served up.

What's worse is that he then went on to spend his post match interview avoiding every question put to him by instead explaining the lyrics to Rag'n'Bone Man's Human...

Can we not just end the season now?

You're fucking kidding me? :lol: :ffs:
 

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BRING BACK KAV!

CURLE OUT.
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Have a think marra
 

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Getting dicked 5-0 off Cambridge away at their gaff was more fun than yesterday. Fact.
 

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Fucking jeer.

Curle has officially lost the plot, he literally got every single decision possible to make wrong yesterday. In fact, I'd go as far as saying that it was the worst performance put in from a Carlisle side for a good few years - even the German lesbian pornstar Kavanagh had us playing with more belief and passion than that shit that was served up.

What's worse is that he then went on to spend his post match interview avoiding every question put to him by instead explaining the lyrics to Rag'n'Bone Man's Human...

Can we not just end the season now?

Yes that post match interview with Curle was funny how he tried to keep calm and philosophical by going on about some song that was stuck in his head as to how that song related to the players performance somehow and then he said he couldn't shout at the players after full time because there were drugs test people in the dressing room.
The fans don't want to hear him talking like that after paying money to end up watching that shite, he should of came across as serious and just been more straight to the point.

However I still have full faith in our manager and for you to claim that Kavanagh had us playing better, well I hope you're just winding us up because he was truly awful and one of our worst ever.
 

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However I still have full faith in our manager and for you to claim that Kavanagh had us playing better, well I hope you're just winding us up because he was truly awful and one of our worst ever.
Well, had us playing better than we did yesterday! Everything decision he made yesterday was a piss take, apart from been sent to the stands for running on to the pitch and sparking out the ref, it couldn't have gone any worse for him. He simply has to change things on Tues for the better or his dream move away at the end of the season is down the swanny!

The BRING BACK KAV comment was a piss take though - obviously! :pond:
 

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We won't go up and even if we did we'd just come straight back down because we're a poorly run club as the problem starts at the top. We're run by a muted stubborn old senile fart who won't ever sell the club until he's dead so until then we're pretty much forced to put up with this shit for the foreseeable future.
Ok I can see you dont much care for the guy at the top ! However you are still 3rd and in spite of everything ( and at the weekend ) you have done tremendous so far this season. I have a lot of time for you lads and wish you well. BTW do you ever come across Cumberland Sausage Hot Dog as a poster, he used to be really prolific, a big Carlisle fan but not seen him for a long while ?
 

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BTW do you ever come across Cumberland Sausage Hot Dog as a poster, he used to be really prolific, a big Carlisle fan but not seen him for a long while ?

He only joined here a couple of weeks ago but he was having technical issues logging into the forum. Mowgli tried to help him with it but I've not heard anymore since. Cumberland Sausage was my friend on 1FF back when I was on there and so was Mowgli.
 

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Ok I can see you dont much care for the guy at the top ! However you are still 3rd and in spite of everything ( and at the weekend ) you have done tremendous so far this season. I have a lot of time for you lads and wish you well. BTW do you ever come across Cumberland Sausage Hot Dog as a poster, he used to be really prolific, a big Carlisle fan but not seen him for a long while ?
He's still on 1FF but not so much as he's just moved house and is doing it up which takes all his time when he's not working. Hopefully the problems he had logging on in here have been sorted i'm waiting to hear from him.
 

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He's still on 1FF but not so much as he's just moved house and is doing it up which takes all his time when he's not working. Hopefully the problems he had logging on in here have been sorted i'm waiting to hear from him.
Thanks for that Mowgli, if he speak with him give him my best, I know he was a big Man Utd fan as well !
 

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